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Yeah, were pretty bad assed. Haters gonna hate.

Excelsior!

I know what I will do. Next Star Wars game I will play a JEDI GNOME!!! FULL OF WIN!!!

Sekrit moon base is filled with moon gnomes.

And we want our world back!!!

Priapus wrote:

The Minis Maniac wrote:

O like the gnomes in Golarion, you mean these guys yeah their not creepy tacky or awful. [/sarcasm]

Baseless racism. Those are mutants, not gnomes.

Actually, those are trolls.

Man, am I the only guy around here old and hoary enough to know what's what?

Hence the racism

O like the gnomes in Golarion, you mean these guys yeah their not creepy tacky or awful. [/sarcasm]

Baseless racism. Those are mutants, not gnomes.

We are not trolls, we are lovers.

Also only one Kender was well known for partaking of others stuff. It was just assumed that the others did so as well.

Guilt by racial profiling!!!!! The bigotry must end!!

Kender

I have thought of doing a game with only these races allowed:
As PC races, along with most subraces
Kender
Gnomes
Dwarves
Halflings - the default race

As npc's
Mites
Gremlins

And maybe pc's
Goblins
Kobolds

All the "tall" races are from myth and legends.

Where gnomes come from??? This is a racist lie!!

Gnome, gnome on the range
Where the Badger and Wolverine play
where seldom is heard, a trollish word
and the FAWTL's get BBTH all day!

Cuz mulatta girls are hawt?

??? All Women.

he, I heard some ladies were around.

Hey baby!

Aberzombie wrote:

Back in Philly. Tomorrow - off to Viagra for maybe 2 weeks. Not sure yet.

FIFY

Wow! Aren't you supposed to call a doctor if it lasts more than 4 hours?

No.

The 8th Dwarf wrote:

or is that cane toads, they look so much alike I confuse the two.

Licking gnomes doesn't make you hallucinate, so cane toads have that going for them.

[Any gnomes licked in the testing of this hypothesis were volunteers.]

And we volunteer every day!!!

Did we not have a lot of Gnome love around the boards at one time. There was even a huge load of Gninja Gnomes!!

Did we not have a lot of Gnome love around the boards at one time. There was even a huge load of Gninja Gnomes!!

Hey guys!!! and ladies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Smurf

bm

How about I just use this guy?

Any cute ladies in here?

~Are the girls here yet?~

Kicks the dirt wating to see what will happen next.....

Priapus looks left and right waiting for a target to appear.

Priapus reloads his Crossbow as he sings to his self.

Priapus, by the sound of it, you struck meat of some kind.

"Woo Hoo I rock I rock"

dm wrote:

Priapus, please make a Will saving throw.

Saving throw

When it is my turn

Search check where is that voice coming from

Drop to one knee to give them less of me to shoot and
fire where I think he is
if there is damage

bump

Priapus, please make a Will saving throw.

Saving throw

When it is my turn

Search check where is that voice coming from

Drop to one knee to give them less of me to shoot and
fire where I think he is
if there is damage

raises crossbow prepared to fire.

Kicks the dirt waiting for something to happen.

The bald man nods indulgently at Priapus. "Understandable. We tried tilling the land out here back when we settled in the fortress, and found much the same as you. The soil is rich, but it's too dangerous to tend the fields here."

"Oh I bet. Did you try planting foods that the local wildlife don't like. I would plant radishes. I bet they don't like radishes. I don't like radishes. But sometimes food is food. So why did you settle at the fortress, especially if the farming is so, dangerous? Or do you like danger? I sometimes like danger but only when it isn't really dangerous. Like a good story. Are you wearing armor under those robes? Because if you are not I suggest you get some. The wolves out around this way, are hella mean."

"Hello how you folks on this nice warm day? Did ya see all the bugs? Man I didn't think they were ever going to go away. Oh, and watch out for the Poison Ivy, I will be scratching for weeks Because of it I think."

~Smiles broadly

~priapus will stand behind Idiah, where his view will be the best, and it will be easy to take cover.~

" No nothing much, really."

Priapus looks up and as if noticing the wagon for the first time coming slowly the parties way.
"oh, I wonder if they are nice? or have breakfast? You know cause we were taken away from an awfully nice farmstead were a nice lady was going to cook us food, for a nice attack of bugs and plant life."

"oh, um, hi guys.... so um find anything useful?"

This was to the party in general not to those who have not yet reached us and with whom I have lost sight of.

Priapus will wave back and smile blissfully all the while making sure his weapons are secure and at the ready.

"oh, um, hi guys.... so um find anything useful?"

Priapus will walk around looking to see if there is any other obvious danger.

"Is there anything else?"

Priapus will start scratching his arms where he crawled through the bushes.

back away from the swarms still singing

"I am sorry I do not.
Wish that I did. I did.
Next time I am in town.
In Town.
For life is quite absurd.
For life is quite absurd."

"For life is quite absurd
For life is quite absurd "

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow."

Perform = 15

Priapus wrote:

** spoiler omitted **

From what square?

G5?

"Now I am goign to be itchign for a week."
oh worms... I can use those later for fishing
~pockets a worm in a shirt pocket~

Thinks to hisself, "Is this poison Ivy?"

"shhhhh"

~grumble~

he speaks quietly to his stomach

"Hush you will get us seen."