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There are definitely nonevil drow out there. We're working on helping with that.

Also, sorry about the whole, uh, Winter Council thing. Oops.

I don't know of any creatures that are CR relevant for level 1 characters that have spell resistance.

There's the drow. If they existed, anyway, which they definitely don't.

Wait, where am I in the timeline again?

Um...

...well, there was the time...

** spoiler omitted **

Hot.

Calistrian: "Mwahahaha...that's right...my revenge will be complete...! I'm going to...redeem you!"

Drow: "No, anything but that! I won't be able to handle life as a redeemed drow!"

Calistrian: "That's not all! After that...I'll forgive you, to boot!"

Drow: "No, I can't take it! You've got to hate me! Fear me! Loathe meeeeeee...!"

Rogue: "...I'm not sure which of them is worse..."

Good times.

Here's another part of my arguement: let's replace Asmodeus with something else and see if it becomes more clear cut. The elves of Kyonin are generally dicks, and the Winter council are the worst of the worst. If you played a character who was tortured by the winter council, would it be okay to kill all Elven Wizards on site? Would it be good?

First of all, how dare you.

Half of us weren't even evil-aligned, after all.

Perelir of the Winter Council wrote:

raises eyebrow

There's more methods of payment than mere money, my dear.

Yes, and none of them cover my rent! I expect to get PAID for my ability to murder things in their sleep!

Oh, I'm certain that we can find a position for you... one that satisfies your needs.

smiles chaotic neutrally

You see, what with all the whips and tight corsets, everyone always forgets that Calistria is the goddess of Revenge. And in that business, nobody cares what your face looks like. If you have any past convictions, set them aside - you'll have to be flexible for this position.

So if you'll be my wasp, I'll make sure your hive is paid for... and you'll have plenty of honey as well.

Give it some thought. I can wait.

Rysky wrote:

Temple of Calistria. Problem solved.

Their services aren't free.

"Scumbag for hire," not "scumbag who hires other people."

raises eyebrow

There's more methods of payment than mere money, my dear.

Rysky wrote:

Did they try seducing it?

Is that always your default strategy?

There are other strategies?

Fromper wrote:

Speaking of rare worshipers, I just thought of another rare PFS siting: Norgorber worshipers.

Not that there aren't any. Just that nobody sees them.

Indeed, and the redactions I perform on other Pathfinders' chronicles of our misadventures helps with that, too.

That you don't perform, you mean?

Charisma is way better than Wisdom. I have a bunch of Charisma and no Wisdom and look how far it's gotten me. You can tell that I don't have any Wisdom because I just said that I don't have any Wisdom and that's not a very wise thing to say. (Or so I'm told.)

...go on.

Stretch goals, huh?

Been there.

When you say "space junk," are you thinking about derelict ships, or something else?

something something Captain Kirk

Welp. Guess the Lantern Bearers finally blow it.

grins

Nothing a few modify memory spells won't fix.