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Patchy, glances at Polly who is now back on his shoulder.

I agree, now would be a perfect time to make our exit.
With that Patchy quickly starts to walk toward Julio and the stairs. Making sure to keep as much distance between himself and the half giants as possible.

I be still here, but we need to know what's happening next from our gm.

Patchy turns on his attacker.
Thanks matey, I've been needin a good bath. How about another round?

As he says the second sentence Patchy hooks his prosthetic hook under the attackers shirt, and flings him behind the bar. After doing this patchy opens his flask and squeezes some of the rum that he is covered with into it.

Action Point 1

Patchy quickly strides to the fallen drunk and places Polly next to him.
Do ya see anything shiny Polly?

As if hearing a response Patchy reaches into one of the drunks pockets and pulls out some coin.

Action Point 2

After placing the coin in his pocket he lifts up Polly and chucks the bird at one of the three thugs after Julio, while shouting.

Now go get yourself a cracker!

Patchy points to the halfling.
Aye, and that halfling is called Diabolical Tim. He and his gang killed poor Mrs. Wilmopots. Him and his gang, are definitely not welcome in the church of sponge bob.

After watching the interaction between Zeekle, the strange man, and Julio; Patchy chimes in.

I agree with the strange gentlemen; you have quite the talent there. You know Polly can do some pretty good impersonations, show'em Polly.

Patchy then stares at Polly for a minute as if he is listening intently, before bursting out laughing.
See, what did I tell you folks.

Patchy looks taken aback by Orannas response.
What do you mean bad performance? You have not heard me sing.

Patchy then sings a few chords of "What do you do with a drunken sailor?"

Folks I am volunteering with my local Boy Scout Troop this weekend, so I will be unable to post from about 6pm EST on. I will be back to posting on Sunday though.

Patchy looks from side to side rather confused. Then staring at Oranna
What exactly is snu-snu?

Patchy saunters over with Polly on his shoulder,
and then looking the sexy orc, and doll like figure up and down say's
Good evening ladies, how might my friend and I be of service to ye?

Patchy be here, to join the party.

Upon hearing Evilenas response patchy thinks to himself
Finally someone is willing to hear more about him.

A smile crosses Patchys face as he begins to explain the teachings of SpongeBob to her.

Well SpongeBob hails from beneath the waves, his stories are of heart and whimsy, but if you look closely you can see that he has a dark side. He is relatively unknown in these parts and I am here with Polly trying to spread his word.

Patchy scratches his beard as he thinks over Evilena's argument. Nodding ever so slightly as if he has come to a decision, he looks down at her and says.

If you let SpongeBob be the single god of world, you can have my vote. Tell me how do you feel about sea shanties?

Why thank you miss. He says, and then looking Oranna up and down.
I like your Armor?

Patchy hearing Wilberts remark turns his head and chuckles to himself.

Why thank you for your concern matey, but I can assure you Polly is just fine. Why she has looked like this ever since our island adventure, haven't you Polly.

Patchy then waits as if expecting Polly to respond and nods his head contently.

See I told you, friend.

Patchy turns to find the source of the voice and is shocked when he sees a floating tentacle monster. Remembering his manners, Patchy tries not to stare at this creature.
Why of course, my name is Patchy and this is my best friend Polly. What is your name stranger?

Patchy not being bright enough to tell that Evilena might be ignoring her follows her to get her drink and continues talking.

My name is Patchy, and this is Polly.

He points to the stuffed parrot on his shoulder

She says hello, anyway what brings you here tonight?

Strolling through the front door, Patchy gives no thought to the two Minotaur's. Fancying himself an ale before spreading the joyous word of SpongeBob, he strolls up to the bar. As he reaches the bar he sees and hears Evilena's proclamation.

Patchy looks down at her and says.
Aye there is no need for threats miss, if anybody were to call you cute it would be a compliment. Tell me do you have a moment to discuss our lord and savior SpongeBob?

As requested my skills have been divided, and a list of my equipment with weight and cost. As some of the things I was looking for were not listed in the books, I used the closest approximation.