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Parlon Merkins wrote:

While Boomer's infamous Pants of the Many Monkeys (from rpg super-star "gag items" fame) has monkeys that can speak french, among other things, there are some aberrations out there that can sing in faux-french.

And apparently, somebody's been teaching those tentacled aberrations how to sing in faux-italian too.

Haz some more tentacled aberrations that can sing in faux-french (minor NSFW) with a dash of faux-french variant (minor NSFW). Apparently, it was inspired by a french opera about Spain...

And while we're at it, haz some moar tentacled aberrations singing in faux-italian too. ;)

PS As an added bonus, haz some remixed faux italian tentacled aberrations. ;)

Parlon Merkins wrote:

On why it doesn't pay to be assaulting tentacled aberrations with vegetables. ;)

But it always pays to keep things up to date. ;)

Just think of this as an errata for links about tentacled aberrations.

On why it doesn't pay to be assaulting tentacled aberrations with vegetables. ;)

But it always pays to keep things up to date. ;)

On why it doesn't pay to be assaulting tentacled aberrations with vegetables. ;)

While Boomer's infamous Pants of the Many Monkeys (from rpg super-star "gag items" fame) has monkeys that can speak french, among other things, there are some aberrations out there that can sing in faux-french.

And apparently, somebody's been teaching those tentacled aberrations how to sing in faux-italian too.

Totally.

Flumphs have class. They treat people with respect.

Truly, that doth makes them the most aberrant among tentacled-aberration-kind. ;)

While Boomer's infamous Pants of the Many Monkeys (from rpg super-star "gag items" fame) has monkeys that can speak french, among other things, there are some aberrations out there that can sing in faux-french.

Naturally, despite being unnatural creatures- they can spawn some peculiar variants, as demonstrated here.