Paizo Security Golem's page

Squints at ID's

Gives Kobold the Bouncers Scowl

Unclips velvet rope

You are under arrest for impersonating a mod, citizen!

I thought your albums Zenyatta Mondatta, and Ghost in the Machine were brilliant!

Paizo has switched from Christmas to celebrating Festivus. Your aluminum rod should arrive before the 23rd.

Happy Festivus!

You seem unsatisfied by his answer. Maybe you should take your business somewhere else then?

Sir!