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Full Name

Otteroneous Ottimus Ott (or Kevin)

Race

No thanks, I'll probably lose

Classes/Levels

Otter 5/Techie 3/Webomancer 2/Slightly Odd 8

Gender

Male

Size

Husky

Age

Old enough to know better!

Special Abilities

Skill Focus: Sarcasm, Exotic Weapon Proficiency: Keyboard, Craft: BS

Alignment

Naughty Nuetral

Deity

My wife, lest she smite me for blasphemy

Location

Casting Magic Missle at the Darkness

Languages

Common, Sq+%%&unk(Otter), HTML, Smartass

Strength 14
Dexterity 14
Constitution 16
Intelligence 18
Wisdom 20
Charisma 22

About Otter77

Born in the back seat of a cab in Borneo, I came into this world in a flash-bang of excitement. Fast forward several decades finds me "all growed up", a corporate schill (fat kids gotta eat), and loving life. I dodge, I weave, I frolic. On Wednesdays I create not-for-profit websites for disadvantaged, tuburcular lepers. I spend hours at time standing on the ceiling - the laws of physics do not apply. In my free time I game, game, game, shed wife-aggro, and cook like a champeen! (fat kids gotta eat!(noticing a trend here?)).

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