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"Climbing Major Maldris"

... well, usually that costs extra....

Oh, Major Maldris is more than willing to pay it to get them pried off of him. Difficult to maintain decorum with a terrified gnome clinging to the back of your head screaming "Kill it, kill it, kill it!". I'm sure you're a dab hand with a crowbar.

Thats what they said about firing me out of a catapult, and that worked out fine.

Alright, but forewarned being forearmed...

--At least 3 are pyromaniacs
--One keeps Mites as housepets
--One has experimented with eating other sentient races
--One has a teensy bit of a drinking problem, which she justifies as the worship of Cayden Cailean

If any of this floats your boat, you can find any of the four by summoning something nasty in the Grand Lodge in Absalom. They'll be the ones screaming for an adult while climbing Major Maldris.