"Oh F$~!! What arms you have. Maybe you can replace our drummer. Wait, isn't that me? F!*+ it, lets go! This is for Troq!"
Ohfok swings his weapon, this time focused on pure damage vs any sort of tripping measures.
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"Oh F&!&! This thing is uhhhh. Kahva, i'm open to suggestions!" Ohfok screams as he again attempts to sweep the feet, water, uhhh, sprout? from under it.
Trow reals out in agony from the strike before countering back with his own powerful attack.
"Oh F+@&!!!" Ohfok steps around to a better position. "Uhh maybe we ought to just leave then right?" Ohfok attempts to trip the water creature, reaching out with his guisarme, unsure of its effectiveness.
Troq swings his sword with a powerful attack attempting to split the elemental into two.
"Oh F%#@ guys, quit messing around. We going to spend all day in here???" Ohfok rushes over to try to lend a hand to Troq.
"Oh F$## guys! Stop fooling around. You want me to get you a rubber ducky for your bath?" Ohfok jokes as he reaches down to again try to help pull up Kahva.
"What da f&+@ does that mean. You are not ahead, nor behind. I guess we are all pretty equal then. Ok Kahva, I agree with you. Lets go. The last rooms were not dat tough! Keep moving!" And with that Ohfok is off towards the "harder" of the two doors, opening it and entering the room. Before pushing the door open he yells back "Trow, get your ass in here!"
"Thanks for all the healing friends, but i am still a little rough around the edges. Any more before we head on?"
"Soooooo, is it one question for each of us, or just one question all in alls? Since you never clarified, i'd expect you to answer each of us. So, ahem, so in addition to Kahva's question, i'd like you to tell me more about these f#&!ing pillars man. Are they like the ones in the first room? Do they have special powers? Maybe they can heal us up all nice. " As Ohfok talks, he tries to identify the plaques over the doors. "Oh f+~#s, do you think these are like the previous room? One for easy little girls, and one for real men like us? Ahem, and a groupy?"
"Oh F@&*! Nice!" ohfok shouts as he follows Kahva into the new room. "Whoa man, it's you again! Oh F#!# Kahva, does you asking it one question count as our one question?" As ofhok enters, he takes special care to inspect the 3 pillars looking for distinctions between them.
"Def not gonna be part of the band now. Ok Ok Kahva, lets do this!" Ohfok moves to search the body for anything relevant
"Oh F&~! this thing is bigger than i remember!" Ohfok retorts as he tightens his grip, takes a step back, and takes another swipe at the creature in an attempt to send it to the floor. rnd 17 rolls: 5' south trip + inspire courage
Troq draws his falchion as he moves up to prepare for a flanking position and then swings with a powerful strike at the now new foe. troq rolls:
move action: move up and draw weapon stnd action: power attack, + inspire courage
Ohfok, still wielding his guisarme moves up to range and attempts to trip the 4 legged beast. ohfok rolls: move action: move to 10' range stnd action: trip with guisarme + inspire courage
"Oh F@@~! This entire place is exploding! Kahva, its like after closing time but the party does not want to end. Ale pints shattering everywhere! You think's wed be used to this!" Ohfok covers his eyes from the blast of icy cold before opening again and seeing Kat reveal the next room. "Oh F.... Neat! Lets keep moving!" Ohfok enters the room and jumps back once he sees the 'creature' start to speak. "Oh F#+@! Nice hair!. You ever think about joining a band?" actions: Move and active perception on the Sphinx to see if i can identify anything else of use of this creature.
Group Whisper:
"Let it try! Ill go around and try to flank" Feeling refreshed, Ohfok navigates around a counter clockwise movement through the room - paying attention to avoid the geysers
Seeing Kat completely fumble using the wand, and Kahva just run off Ohfok sighs before moving on "F!~~ man, thats cold. This is going to be a bit rough. "
"Oh F*##! Some hecklers in this crowd it seems today. Fine be that way! No encore for you." Ohfok rubs his shoulders before turning to Kahva. "Any more of that healing juice you have before we venture onward?"
"Ohhh yeah!" Ohfok nods his head with the groove and kicks up a bassline beat to the dragon tune.
Ohfok's eye go wide with excitement. "F~&@ yeah! Lets do it boyz!!!!" .... "Oh, and lady" Ohfok reaches into his pack and pulls out the next best thing he can to his normal tom tom, a cooking pot. "Troq, quick, grab my silk rope. I know with your skills you can make impressive sounds with even just one silk rope. "
OhFok steps into the room, just shy of the scorch marks on the floor.
"Now what exactly is it you are looking for? We did not bring our gig gear."
"Yar friend! We are wasting too much time here. Lets f@cking go maaaan." Ohfok grabs Troq by the arm and leads him to the circular pillar next to the door marked "Difficult". He then force places Trow's hand on the pillar, followed by his own. "Let F@cking go Kahva, and bring your wench with you!"
"DO not Open? What the F@ck is that?" Ohfok peers for a closer inspection of the door labeled do not open, looking for traps of any sort.
"I don't know why this says Do Not Open. It looks fine to me guys"
"Oh F@ck! What did you say?!?!?" Impatient OhFok leaps down safely to join his allies on the ground. Speaking to Kahva, "That cage was taking forever! It moves slower than your libido on ladies night!" Taking a further look around the room. "you said we had 2 options, but I see 6 doors. Just like Troq cant keep a proper tempo, you apparently can't coun't."
"Huh? you think so Kahva? I guess we still have a question remaining. Might as well use it. Hey Overseer! What does the chime signify?"
"What the f@ck?" Ofhok screams out before peering up at the overseer to see if he treats that as a question or not. "Orcs on fire falling in a cage. Sounds like a new song, what do you think guys?" Ohfok jokes before the pain of fire actually sinks in. He reaches into his pack and pulls out the wand he picked up in anticipation of this adventure. "Kahva, can you help us out here?"
"Oh F@ck! Spiders! Katarina, Hurry fix whatever Kahva is spewing about! Troq Take this and to something about these blasted spiders!"
Ohfok looks at kahva "Well I guess you ruined my first question, Mr seriouspants. Fine i'll go along! Mr Overseer, I only have one question for you, but its broken into three parts." He pauses to see if there is any reaction. "Ok fine fine, bunch of lemons over here. I really want to know what we are up against down here. So let me explain my question, which still counts as only one question ok, this is just clarification ok?" Ohfok pauses and looks up at the overseer before continuing. "We are musicians by day, treasure seekers by night! Sure the 3 of us are tough, super tough! But this human girl, have pity on her. she is weak, and tiny, and weak. Is she in any danger of serious injury here?" Ohfok nods as he believes in his heart he only asked one long winded question. Heeding Kahva's words, he takes to the bars and tries to pull them apart with all his might, but he is too wrapped up in his questioning of the overseer that his hands slip, losing his grip as he smack Troq in the face instead.
"Uhhh troq, why dont you give it a try?"
"Oh F@ck my bad guys." Ohfok pulls himself out of the cage dragging Troq and the tiny human with him. "c'mon guys, just like Kahva" Together, Ohfok, Troq, and Katarina all rest their hands on the pillar.
Following in his brother in musical arms Ohfok eyes up the competition before getting set on the kitty cat. Squeeeeeee!" he raises his hands in the air and points to the cat.
Seeing no one else show any interest he sighs and makes his way onto the cage. P:gnolls
"Being escorted by these beasts reminds me of that one gig we did a few moons back. Isn't that the one where Troq got drunk and slept with the innkeepers wife? Har har har har! If I recall we were escorted out of the city in a similar manner as this. Am i right??" Ohfok laughs and jokes but keeps a watchful eye on his surroundings during this escort. "Do you think they could at least carry some of our gear. I mean, whose idea was it anyway to let this female human be our groupy. She can barely lift a thing!" He gives Katarina a wink as they continue on their travels.
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