Merry Yule, wise Iommi-Tyr!
Thou shalt trow me not as I gift thee this boon, but no doubt ye'll find it soon enough in thine kit!
[ooc]A ruddy gold and diamond Necklace of Adaptation and Mind Blank appears in Iommi-Tyr's backpack!
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Henceforth, I shall, thou spoilt spawn of frost jotuns.... And show thee how mortals ought be played....
High upon his throne in Valhalla that overlooks Asgard and Midgard, Odin beholds with his one good eye what measley gift his foster son bestows on poor Iommi-Tyr Magnusson.... WAS MACHEN SIE, LOKI!? HAHAHAHA!!
Gulping a hornful of mead served by a voluptuous Valkyrie, the Allfather shakes his head in dismay and amusement.... In Ancient Norse: A luckstone!? What a shitty gift, thou givest yon hero, Iommi-Tyr.... Compared sayest thou to Alphonse's gift from the Cross-God!? Waving his mythic spear from on high, Odin evinces a miraculous change in Tyr's stone of good luck....
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