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Envoy's Alliance

PFS open | male (he/him) faithspeaker centaur (Iobaria) barbarian (fury) 2 | ◆◇↺ | AC 19 (18) | HP 34/34 | P+7, F+7, R+7, W+6 | Explore: Search| DV, 30' | Hero: 1/3 | Active Conditions: chillin'

We have the body and the gorget, correct? Is there something that prevents us from returning victorious?

Envoy's Alliance

PFS open | male (he/him) faithspeaker centaur (Iobaria) barbarian (fury) 2 | ◆◇↺ | AC 19 (18) | HP 34/34 | P+7, F+7, R+7, W+6 | Explore: Search| DV, 30' | Hero: 1/3 | Active Conditions: chillin'

Obelix pats Chuckles on the head and gives him a hand up.

Envoy's Alliance

PFS open | male (he/him) faithspeaker centaur (Iobaria) barbarian (fury) 2 | ◆◇↺ | AC 19 (18) | HP 34/34 | P+7, F+7, R+7, W+6 | Explore: Search| DV, 30' | Hero: 1/3 | Active Conditions: chillin'

Obelix moves up and tries to Trip Chuckles.

Athletics: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (16) + 7 = 23 vs Reflex DC 15

"Sorry, buddy, but this is for your own good."

He'll then try to Grapple.

Athletics, MAP: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 2 = 10 vs Fortitude DC 16

"Hold still!"

Obelix's raging AC is 17. He doesn't mind a few pecks. :)

Envoy's Alliance

PFS open | male (he/him) faithspeaker centaur (Iobaria) barbarian (fury) 2 | ◆◇↺ | AC 19 (18) | HP 34/34 | P+7, F+7, R+7, W+6 | Explore: Search| DV, 30' | Hero: 1/3 | Active Conditions: chillin'
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Are we forgetting the inspiration that we have?

D'oh! Yes. :( That didn't make my 15 a hit, did it?

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Reflex: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (18) + 6 = 24 vs DC 17

Obelix dodges the acid. Well, half of it, anyway.

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Obelix draws another javelin and throws it.

Javelin, Courageous Anthem: 1d20 + 6 + 1 ⇒ (9) + 6 + 1 = 16 vs cover, prone
Piercing, Courageous Anthem, Rage: 1d6 + 4 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 4 + 1 + 2 = 11

If that misses, I'll Hero Point it.

Javelin, Courageous Anthem, Hero Point Reroll: 1d20 + 6 + 1 ⇒ (18) + 6 + 1 = 25 vs cover, prone

He'll draw out a third javelin.

Envoy's Alliance

PFS open | male (he/him) faithspeaker centaur (Iobaria) barbarian (fury) 2 | ◆◇↺ | AC 19 (18) | HP 34/34 | P+7, F+7, R+7, W+6 | Explore: Search| DV, 30' | Hero: 1/3 | Active Conditions: chillin'

Obelix flies into a rage ◆, pulling out a javelin ◆ and hurling it at the Red monster ◆.

Javelin, 2nd range increment: 1d20 + 6 - 2 ⇒ (11) + 6 - 2 = 15
Piercing, Rage: 1d4 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 4 + 2 = 10

I think that's a miss, based on 25 not critting earlier. Will Hero Point if that's a miss.

Javelin, 2nd range increment, Hero Point Reroll: 1d20 + 6 - 2 ⇒ (7) + 6 - 2 = 11

Envoy's Alliance

PFS open | male (he/him) faithspeaker centaur (Iobaria) barbarian (fury) 2 | ◆◇↺ | AC 19 (18) | HP 34/34 | P+7, F+7, R+7, W+6 | Explore: Search| DV, 30' | Hero: 1/3 | Active Conditions: chillin'

I'll try again after everyone else who wants to go has had a chance.

Envoy's Alliance

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PFS open | male (he/him) faithspeaker centaur (Iobaria) barbarian (fury) 2 | ◆◇↺ | AC 19 (18) | HP 34/34 | P+7, F+7, R+7, W+6 | Explore: Search| DV, 30' | Hero: 1/3 | Active Conditions: chillin'

Unfortunately, Obelix doesn't have a high Constitution, but he has good Athletics. He'll try once (1 round Swim, 2 rounds Athletics, 1 round Swim), and if the Athletics check fails, he'll come back rather than try longer.

Athletics: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (6) + 7 = 13
Bah! What kind of hero can't open a dead serpent's jaws?

Athletics, Hero Point Reroll: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10

This guy.

Envoy's Alliance

PFS open | male (he/him) faithspeaker centaur (Iobaria) barbarian (fury) 2 | ◆◇↺ | AC 19 (18) | HP 34/34 | P+7, F+7, R+7, W+6 | Explore: Search| DV, 30' | Hero: 1/3 | Active Conditions: chillin'

Obelix will take off his shirt and try to make a mask to filter out the spores.

Medicine: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (8) + 4 = 12

It's not good enough, and Obelix angrily throws his shirt into the ocean.

Envoy's Alliance

PFS open | male (he/him) faithspeaker centaur (Iobaria) barbarian (fury) 2 | ◆◇↺ | AC 19 (18) | HP 34/34 | P+7, F+7, R+7, W+6 | Explore: Search| DV, 30' | Hero: 1/3 | Active Conditions: chillin'

Obelix draws a javelin as a precautionary measure, but follows, using the javeline to balance as he crosses.

Envoy's Alliance

PFS open | male (he/him) faithspeaker centaur (Iobaria) barbarian (fury) 2 | ◆◇↺ | AC 19 (18) | HP 34/34 | P+7, F+7, R+7, W+6 | Explore: Search| DV, 30' | Hero: 1/3 | Active Conditions: chillin'

Obelix wouldn't mind a crowbar, but decides to keep his mouth shut about anything Nature-related.

Envoy's Alliance

PFS open | male (he/him) faithspeaker centaur (Iobaria) barbarian (fury) 2 | ◆◇↺ | AC 19 (18) | HP 34/34 | P+7, F+7, R+7, W+6 | Explore: Search| DV, 30' | Hero: 1/3 | Active Conditions: chillin'

Athletics: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (10) + 7 = 17

Obelix climbs the rigging and keeps a lookout for pirates.

Envoy's Alliance

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PFS open | male (he/him) faithspeaker centaur (Iobaria) barbarian (fury) 2 | ◆◇↺ | AC 19 (18) | HP 34/34 | P+7, F+7, R+7, W+6 | Explore: Search| DV, 30' | Hero: 1/3 | Active Conditions: chillin'

No Society, no Nature. Only barbarian.

"Welcome, Loquinor!" Obelix says to the newcomer.

"What else was the Shoreseeker carrying?"

Envoy's Alliance

PFS open | male (he/him) faithspeaker centaur (Iobaria) barbarian (fury) 2 | ◆◇↺ | AC 19 (18) | HP 34/34 | P+7, F+7, R+7, W+6 | Explore: Search| DV, 30' | Hero: 1/3 | Active Conditions: chillin'

Obelix is a burly man who looks like he has some anger issues.

"I'm Obelix," he says, cheerfully.

Obelix is a barbarian, but more of a ranged fighter (Raging Thrower).

Envoy's Alliance

PFS open | male (he/him) faithspeaker centaur (Iobaria) barbarian (fury) 2 | ◆◇↺ | AC 19 (18) | HP 34/34 | P+7, F+7, R+7, W+6 | Explore: Search| DV, 30' | Hero: 1/3 | Active Conditions: chillin'

Got mine. Thanks for running, Tiger!

Envoy's Alliance

PFS open | male (he/him) faithspeaker centaur (Iobaria) barbarian (fury) 2 | ◆◇↺ | AC 19 (18) | HP 34/34 | P+7, F+7, R+7, W+6 | Explore: Search| DV, 30' | Hero: 1/3 | Active Conditions: chillin'

"These fishermen are crazy!" Obelix yells, tapping his head.

Envoy's Alliance

PFS open | male (he/him) faithspeaker centaur (Iobaria) barbarian (fury) 2 | ◆◇↺ | AC 19 (18) | HP 34/34 | P+7, F+7, R+7, W+6 | Explore: Search| DV, 30' | Hero: 1/3 | Active Conditions: chillin'

Reflex: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (13) + 5 = 18

Obelix walks up to the remaining guy and asks, "Don't make me use a weapon."

He swings a 1-2 punch.

Fist: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (13) + 7 = 20
Bludgeoning, nonlethal: 1d4 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 4 + 2 = 9

Fist, agile: 1d20 + 7 - 4 ⇒ (19) + 7 - 4 = 22
Bludgeoning, nonlethal: 1d4 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 4 + 2 = 7

Envoy's Alliance

PFS open | male (he/him) faithspeaker centaur (Iobaria) barbarian (fury) 2 | ◆◇↺ | AC 19 (18) | HP 34/34 | P+7, F+7, R+7, W+6 | Explore: Search| DV, 30' | Hero: 1/3 | Active Conditions: chillin'

Obelix pulls a javelin and throws it at Blue, growling, "Stay away!"

Javelin: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (8) + 6 = 14
Piercing, Raging Thrower: 1d6 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 4 + 2 = 8

If that misses, I'm going to Hero Point it, because this seems important.
Javelin, Hero Point: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (11) + 6 = 17

As a warning, Obelix draws another javelin.

Envoy's Alliance

PFS open | male (he/him) faithspeaker centaur (Iobaria) barbarian (fury) 2 | ◆◇↺ | AC 19 (18) | HP 34/34 | P+7, F+7, R+7, W+6 | Explore: Search| DV, 30' | Hero: 1/3 | Active Conditions: chillin'

"I'm not leaving Feiya! Feiya, run!"

Obelix flies into a rage, yelling at the nearest foe menacingly. If I can pacify the crowd from a distance, I'll do that with two actions. If I can't, I'll try to Demoralize Blue with Intimidating Glare, and then pick up a chair as a third action.

Intimidation: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (17) + 4 = 21

Envoy's Alliance

PFS open | male (he/him) faithspeaker centaur (Iobaria) barbarian (fury) 2 | ◆◇↺ | AC 19 (18) | HP 34/34 | P+7, F+7, R+7, W+6 | Explore: Search| DV, 30' | Hero: 1/3 | Active Conditions: chillin'

"You dare mock me!" Obelix rages. He impulsively grabs a dart and slams it against the dartboard.

Dart, Trained, Level, DEX: 1d20 + 2 + 1 + 3 ⇒ (12) + 2 + 1 + 3 = 18

Obelix adds STR and his rage damage when raging so if that hits, it would have done 1d4+4+2 damage to a combatant. Just for flavor.

Envoy's Alliance

PFS open | male (he/him) faithspeaker centaur (Iobaria) barbarian (fury) 2 | ◆◇↺ | AC 19 (18) | HP 34/34 | P+7, F+7, R+7, W+6 | Explore: Search| DV, 30' | Hero: 1/3 | Active Conditions: chillin'

Fortitude: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12

"Smooth, like mother's milk-*coughs uncontrollably*"

"Wow, that's got some bite."

Envoy's Alliance

PFS open | male (he/him) faithspeaker centaur (Iobaria) barbarian (fury) 2 | ◆◇↺ | AC 19 (18) | HP 34/34 | P+7, F+7, R+7, W+6 | Explore: Search| DV, 30' | Hero: 1/3 | Active Conditions: chillin'

"I will drink your rancid grape juice, and eat your deep fried rubber bands," Obelix volunteers.

Envoy's Alliance

PFS open | male (he/him) faithspeaker centaur (Iobaria) barbarian (fury) 2 | ◆◇↺ | AC 19 (18) | HP 34/34 | P+7, F+7, R+7, W+6 | Explore: Search| DV, 30' | Hero: 1/3 | Active Conditions: chillin'

"Oh, you wouldn't want to drink that, it's very old. It's probably got no bite at all now, probably a smooth as silk ..."

Envoy's Alliance

PFS open | male (he/him) faithspeaker centaur (Iobaria) barbarian (fury) 2 | ◆◇↺ | AC 19 (18) | HP 34/34 | P+7, F+7, R+7, W+6 | Explore: Search| DV, 30' | Hero: 1/3 | Active Conditions: chillin'

Obelix is fine with bribery, although there may be a way to find her without the harbormaster's help (I actually don't know despite having GMed this a few times).

Envoy's Alliance

PFS open | male (he/him) faithspeaker centaur (Iobaria) barbarian (fury) 2 | ◆◇↺ | AC 19 (18) | HP 34/34 | P+7, F+7, R+7, W+6 | Explore: Search| DV, 30' | Hero: 1/3 | Active Conditions: chillin'

Diplomacy (Make an Impression): 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (11) + 4 = 15

"Hullo. We're looking for the owner of that boat," Obelix says, pointing to the Risen Albatross. "We've got a contract that we need to fulfill. No trouble on your docks will befall you, we promise."

Envoy's Alliance

PFS open | male (he/him) faithspeaker centaur (Iobaria) barbarian (fury) 2 | ◆◇↺ | AC 19 (18) | HP 34/34 | P+7, F+7, R+7, W+6 | Explore: Search| DV, 30' | Hero: 1/3 | Active Conditions: chillin'

"Fancy!"

Obelix will carry the bottles if nobody else wants them.

Envoy's Alliance

PFS open | male (he/him) faithspeaker centaur (Iobaria) barbarian (fury) 2 | ◆◇↺ | AC 19 (18) | HP 34/34 | P+7, F+7, R+7, W+6 | Explore: Search| DV, 30' | Hero: 1/3 | Active Conditions: chillin'

Can we try again?

Envoy's Alliance

PFS open | male (he/him) faithspeaker centaur (Iobaria) barbarian (fury) 2 | ◆◇↺ | AC 19 (18) | HP 34/34 | P+7, F+7, R+7, W+6 | Explore: Search| DV, 30' | Hero: 1/3 | Active Conditions: chillin'

Obelix stubs his toe on a half-buried box.

"Ow! Stupid box!"

Obelix kicks the lock.

Atheltics: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (7) + 7 = 14

Envoy's Alliance

PFS open | male (he/him) faithspeaker centaur (Iobaria) barbarian (fury) 2 | ◆◇↺ | AC 19 (18) | HP 34/34 | P+7, F+7, R+7, W+6 | Explore: Search| DV, 30' | Hero: 1/3 | Active Conditions: chillin'

Obelix nods from one half-orc to another, and jumps off.

Envoy's Alliance

PFS open | male (he/him) faithspeaker centaur (Iobaria) barbarian (fury) 2 | ◆◇↺ | AC 19 (18) | HP 34/34 | P+7, F+7, R+7, W+6 | Explore: Search| DV, 30' | Hero: 1/3 | Active Conditions: chillin'

Done!

Envoy's Alliance

PFS open | male (he/him) faithspeaker centaur (Iobaria) barbarian (fury) 2 | ◆◇↺ | AC 19 (18) | HP 34/34 | P+7, F+7, R+7, W+6 | Explore: Search| DV, 30' | Hero: 1/3 | Active Conditions: chillin'

A towering man carrying a large stone pillar walks in and smiles politely as he sets the rock on the ground.

Envoy's Alliance

PFS open | male (he/him) faithspeaker centaur (Iobaria) barbarian (fury) 2 | ◆◇↺ | AC 19 (18) | HP 34/34 | P+7, F+7, R+7, W+6 | Explore: Search| DV, 30' | Hero: 1/3 | Active Conditions: chillin'

Got it, thanks for running!

Envoy's Alliance

PFS open | male (he/him) faithspeaker centaur (Iobaria) barbarian (fury) 2 | ◆◇↺ | AC 19 (18) | HP 34/34 | P+7, F+7, R+7, W+6 | Explore: Search| DV, 30' | Hero: 1/3 | Active Conditions: chillin'

Obelix sighs with relief as he comes out of his rage, panting with exertion.

"Well, maybe after a job like this, an 'elixir' from a local tavern might be a better handout."

Obelix pats Khaldan on the back.

"Don't I know you from Otari?"

I only just realized that Obelix has my GM credits from the Beginner Box! Technically, Obelix and Khaldan have met.

Envoy's Alliance

PFS open | male (he/him) faithspeaker centaur (Iobaria) barbarian (fury) 2 | ◆◇↺ | AC 19 (18) | HP 34/34 | P+7, F+7, R+7, W+6 | Explore: Search| DV, 30' | Hero: 1/3 | Active Conditions: chillin'

Obelix has Raging Thrower, so not a huge deal, and also, Obelix may not be able to take another hit.

Obelix scowls at the man.

Intimidating Glare: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5

Then, he hurls the javelin in his hand.

Javelin, 1st range increment: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (19) + 6 = 25
Piercing, Rage: 1d6 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 4 + 2 = 11

He'll draw his light hammer.

Envoy's Alliance

PFS open | male (he/him) faithspeaker centaur (Iobaria) barbarian (fury) 2 | ◆◇↺ | AC 19 (18) | HP 34/34 | P+7, F+7, R+7, W+6 | Explore: Search| DV, 30' | Hero: 1/3 | Active Conditions: chillin'

What are the rules for stepping on unconscious teammates?

Obelix grabs a javelin out of his backpack and hurls it.

Javelin, 1st range increment: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (13) + 6 = 19
Piercing, rage: 1d6 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 4 + 2 = 11

Then, he grabs another javelin.

Envoy's Alliance

PFS open | male (he/him) faithspeaker centaur (Iobaria) barbarian (fury) 2 | ◆◇↺ | AC 19 (18) | HP 34/34 | P+7, F+7, R+7, W+6 | Explore: Search| DV, 30' | Hero: 1/3 | Active Conditions: chillin'

Obelix, seeing red, stabs Red.

Trident, Melee: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10 vs flat-footed, frightened 2
Piercing: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8

Assuming a 10 doesn't hit even vs FF+F2, I'm going to Hero Point that, because I think this is important.

Trident, Melee, Hero Point Reroll: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (12) + 7 = 19 vs flat-footed, frightened

If that hits and downs Red ...

Obelix turns around and heaves the trident at Blue.

Trident, Thrown, MAP: 1d20 + 6 - 5 ⇒ (10) + 6 - 5 = 11 vs frightened
Piercing: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10

Then, he draws a light hammer.

If Red is still up after the first Strike, Obelix will make another melee Strike at Red, which would be a 12 vs FF, frightened; and then make a third Strike: thrown vs Blue if Red goes down, melee vs Red if Red is still up.

Trident, Melee, MAP: 1d20 + 7 - 10 ⇒ (1) + 7 - 10 = -2 vs flat-footed, frightened
Piercing: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6

Kind of wishing Red goes down on the second hit so that I can say I've rolled a -3 to hit.

Envoy's Alliance

PFS open | male (he/him) faithspeaker centaur (Iobaria) barbarian (fury) 2 | ◆◇↺ | AC 19 (18) | HP 34/34 | P+7, F+7, R+7, W+6 | Explore: Search| DV, 30' | Hero: 1/3 | Active Conditions: chillin'

Any chance that brought Red down? I'll check later today for an update.

Envoy's Alliance

PFS open | male (he/him) faithspeaker centaur (Iobaria) barbarian (fury) 2 | ◆◇↺ | AC 19 (18) | HP 34/34 | P+7, F+7, R+7, W+6 | Explore: Search| DV, 30' | Hero: 1/3 | Active Conditions: chillin'

Do any of us have healing?

Envoy's Alliance

PFS open | male (he/him) faithspeaker centaur (Iobaria) barbarian (fury) 2 | ◆◇↺ | AC 19 (18) | HP 34/34 | P+7, F+7, R+7, W+6 | Explore: Search| DV, 30' | Hero: 1/3 | Active Conditions: chillin'

Obelix shakes his head. "That's not nice."

He pulls out his trident ◆, and rages ◆.

Trident, Melee: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (15) + 7 = 22
Piercing: 1d8 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 4 + 2 = 10

Envoy's Alliance

PFS open | male (he/him) faithspeaker centaur (Iobaria) barbarian (fury) 2 | ◆◇↺ | AC 19 (18) | HP 34/34 | P+7, F+7, R+7, W+6 | Explore: Search| DV, 30' | Hero: 1/3 | Active Conditions: chillin'

Mercantile Lore: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (20) + 3 = 23

"Oh! Oh! I know one! I know things! The inlets!"

Envoy's Alliance

PFS open | male (he/him) faithspeaker centaur (Iobaria) barbarian (fury) 2 | ◆◇↺ | AC 19 (18) | HP 34/34 | P+7, F+7, R+7, W+6 | Explore: Search| DV, 30' | Hero: 1/3 | Active Conditions: chillin'

I also assumed we were visiting the locations in the suggested order.

Obelix smiles, showing a mouthful of missing teef.

Envoy's Alliance

PFS open | male (he/him) faithspeaker centaur (Iobaria) barbarian (fury) 2 | ◆◇↺ | AC 19 (18) | HP 34/34 | P+7, F+7, R+7, W+6 | Explore: Search| DV, 30' | Hero: 1/3 | Active Conditions: chillin'

"Why are you all still asking for directions? I ALREADY KNOW WHERE TO GO!"

Envoy's Alliance

PFS open | male (he/him) faithspeaker centaur (Iobaria) barbarian (fury) 2 | ◆◇↺ | AC 19 (18) | HP 34/34 | P+7, F+7, R+7, W+6 | Explore: Search| DV, 30' | Hero: 1/3 | Active Conditions: chillin'

Diplomacy: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5

"I know exactly which way to go - that way."

Envoy's Alliance

PFS open | male (he/him) faithspeaker centaur (Iobaria) barbarian (fury) 2 | ◆◇↺ | AC 19 (18) | HP 34/34 | P+7, F+7, R+7, W+6 | Explore: Search| DV, 30' | Hero: 1/3 | Active Conditions: chillin'

Obelix is a large, heavyset man carrying a variety of objects to throw - javelins, hatchets, tridents, as well as a cast iron teapot and a brick.

Raging Thrower barbarian, but doesn't have improvised weapon dedication yet.

Envoy's Alliance

PFS open | male (he/him) faithspeaker centaur (Iobaria) barbarian (fury) 2 | ◆◇↺ | AC 19 (18) | HP 34/34 | P+7, F+7, R+7, W+6 | Explore: Search| DV, 30' | Hero: 1/3 | Active Conditions: chillin'

Me. I can't give it to myself, so if nobody else has one, then I'll begin with 1.

Envoy's Alliance

PFS open | male (he/him) faithspeaker centaur (Iobaria) barbarian (fury) 2 | ◆◇↺ | AC 19 (18) | HP 34/34 | P+7, F+7, R+7, W+6 | Explore: Search| DV, 30' | Hero: 1/3 | Active Conditions: chillin'

I have 3.

Envoy's Alliance

PFS open | male (he/him) faithspeaker centaur (Iobaria) barbarian (fury) 2 | ◆◇↺ | AC 19 (18) | HP 34/34 | P+7, F+7, R+7, W+6 | Explore: Search| DV, 30' | Hero: 1/3 | Active Conditions: chillin'

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