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Thanks man!
Up for another if you keep running scenarios.

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Inspection of Monkey statue hands. What looks like they hold?
Coin, gem, item, etc...?

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"Hello. My name is Obed. Who might you be?"
Talks to the statue.

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Follows Whisper

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Will take a 5 foot step back and cast burning hands again, making sure the dinosaur does not get injured.

burning hands : 3d4 ⇒ (2, 3, 4) = 9

DC= reflex 15

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I looked before at the old map from my phone and did not notice the red 1 & 2. Sorry.

Also, moved him to a different square, the range will still hit the both of them.

1d2 ⇒ 1

#1 cannot speak, as noted is the bloodline arcana spoiler.

Obed's hands would be empty to cast burning hands, but he would have his dagger ready.

No map up? I have two ideas for actions, which one seems safer?

1- cast burning hands try to hit both and add my bloodline arcana to one of them.

2- Combo of silent image + bluff bluff: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (7) + 8 = 15 Their monster entry says something about trying to make friends with holy wizards to corrupt them. Will try to recruit one for a familiar. "By all that is holy and righteous in the world praise to the holy gods that we have come to your rescue. Let us join hands and pray on this joyful occasion! "

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"It is a trap. Remember what you said about voice mimicking. Let us be cautious. "

Obed continues to follow, wand in hand.

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Try the path?

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Follows, bringing up the rear.

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remember there are those clw potions too.

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North?

It has my vote.

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Does he know anything else besides the name? Could I get a knowledge roll?

Will rally with the rest of the group ready for these ruby eyed jerks.

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If I spot her after my fear wears off I will cast my motes on her.

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Well if you guys don't drop him I will in 1 more round. Obed continues to work on his cardiovascular health for round 2.

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I run!

Do we want to stop these guys or brace for whatever chases them? I could color spray the group so we can take their stuff and make them join the Bedis Pyramid Scheme. ... Venture.

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I like it.
There are some limitations to posting.
I enjoy the quick buttons for programming like ooc, dice, spoiler, etc....
Makes posting from the phone very easy.
Totally worth the $1.

My biggest complaint is you cannot access character sheets from it, which means looking online and posting sometimes.

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plus I do not have intimate as a skill needs to be a bluff. So redo.
Obed will talk like he is selling an early morning tv pyramid scheme.
"Hello! Hello friends do I have a job opportunity for you! I am Bedis the Grand Inquisitor, sent here by your very own government to explore this pyramid and document any findings. We are short on porters, they had found disfavor with some of the jungle inhabitants with big pointy teeth and alas are no longer with us. What does this mean for you!? Well it is an invitation to get in on the ground level of our Pyramid Venture. I will not bore you with all the details but what you should know it has the potential to get you copious amounts of coinage! Let me ask you something honestly, what are you making in a week? 10 or 20 copper bits? That's a drag, you my fine sirs are worth more than what a wealthy man spends on breakfast. What would you say if by joining up with the Bedis Pyramid Venture you could earn upwards of 5 silver for one days work. Let me also go on to say that the lot of you look to have strong backs, good for carrying things, would you believe me if I was to offer you a sun colored gold piece for a day of labor! I know I know it is almost too good to believe that getting a 90% increase in pay for a quick day of labor sounds too good to be true, but it is. What you will need to do is walk with the Bedis Pyramid Venture providing us with lights from Torches and assist with the heavy lifting of procured items. Gents, friends, brothers, I do not see that you could possibly afford to resist this immaculate offer!"

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Ya sorry. When I started writing that post there was a different intent. I was trying to weirdly offer them a job working for the government. Should of used less punishment by death and more job opportunities.

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continue with bluff: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (5) + 9 = 14 Want me to continue being a murder hobo... I mean grand inquisitor? If so use the below post, if not somebody take the lead. Sirs. Please I do not wish to waste magic on the likes of you. There may be more pressing creatures inside. I will not ask again put the items down.

Will ready my wand of Enfeeblement

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@DM, I would of cast mage armor before entering the temple area, could I have that applied please? bluff: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (9) + 9 = 18 "Hello temple thieves! I am the grand inquisitor Bedis. Why what a marvelous find you have discovered. I am sorry to tell you that we have been sent here by your government to secure these goods. If you do not place the items on the ground you will be dealt with the full extent of the law. This crime has been ruled to be an act of treason by the high magistrate with orders to execute on site. Please do not make us shed blood on this wonderful temple's entrance way before we even have a chance to explore the place. If you decide to run my magic will find you and leave you paralyzed for whatever jungle denizen wanders your path. Do you understand? If you comply I have a business opportunity for you, several of our porters where killed by an animal attack and we could use more hands with the load. Should we reach an agreement. "

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Survival : 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (19) - 1 = 18

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After the rest I am ready. How long is the Baron planning on staying in camp? Are we on a time sensitive schedule? Did the Baron's attitude of the count improve?

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look for loot: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (6) - 1 = 5
Seen that coming

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Will rest up.
Congratulate the Baron on his victory. Try and get a read on him Did we make a friend and complete the second mission objective? See if the Baron's attitude of the count has improved.
If necessary I will try my best to convince the Baron the Count has begun to sprout little balls and to give him time.

@ the group. I have an idea if the Baron still hates the Count. We could invite him to accompany us on the initial expedition promising to keep him safe and giving him busy work like carrying a torch or our gear. At the end we can give him bragging rights and if we have to kill anything we can say he held the line with us.

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umd for CLW on the Baron : 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (18) + 13 = 31 CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6
That is better.

"Where is the count?"

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Will do that umd CLW: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (12) + 13 = 25
CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
Heal the baron a little

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2 questions
If the creature is dazed was it allowed to attack the baron?
And if the creature is in a grapple can do I provoke if I cast next to it? Thinking of Casting CLW on the Baron.

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umd wand of ray of Enfeeblement : 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (19) + 13 = 32 Yay this time! Ranged attack: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10
...Maybe... it is dazzled.

DC 11 fort save for half
Str damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

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If allowed Obed will quickly toss the items he had set up in his backpack as his standard action and climb down the rope as his move action. If he is stuck having to choose one thing it will be his wand of ray of enfeeblement.

climb the rope down: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (9) - 1 = 8

Yay fall to my death-ness!

Will follow the count's instructions. Gather up my gear, grab my ball-less noble friend and tell him he is with me for the night.

Obed will set up a portion of the blind leaving several wands and Scrolls at the ready for quick access.

Then he gets comfortable and waits.

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Obed will cast black motes on the last snake.
DC 15 reflex for half
cold damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5

"Get that elephant under control or I will! YOU WILL NOT LIKE HOW I CALM IT DOWN."

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UMD : 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (3) + 13 = 16 Pulls out wand of ray of Enfeeblement Fires at elephant Ranged touch attack: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (16) + 3 = 19

Lol

And the wand goes poof with a little wif of black smoke that comes out the tip.

Did not succeed the dc 20 umd

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I would like to get into range and color spray the giant snake. DC 15 Will

Please position me so I do not hit my allies and I do not provoke an AOO from the snake, no access to map.

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Question does the giant snake have reach?

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1d20 + 8 ⇒ (1) + 8 = 9

Thank you, thank you.

Tempted to make a giant mouse illusion attack the elephant.

"Everyone I am casting a spell that will make noise like a dog barking and another that will make balls of light. Do not panic none of it will hurt you."

Obed will make sure what he just said was translated into whatever primative language the porters smack their lips to and struggle to communicate with. He also makes sure the person who is tending to our dilapidated elephant is aware of what will be happening so they can handle the beast.

Ghost Sound to sound like dogs barking. Dancing Lights to fly around and spook them off, taking care to keep the illusions away from the elephant.

If dog barking does nothing then change it to a massive lion roar.

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Obed gives the count positive affirmation on his kills. He is trying to make this a baby steps learning process.

Chipmunk -> Owl -> Snake -> Jaguar -> Gorilla -> Giant Tiger

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Lock your jaw like this, that is your game face. It will not let the old man know you are nervous, keep it stern and head high. Also lock your knees, and point the sharp point of the spear at whatever comes running at you. Your father-in-law is looking to see you be a man being a marksman and felling the beast is just bonus icing on the cake. Remember,
Obed makes a lewd gesture of holding two invisible pumpkins between his legs as he stresses the word.
BALLS!

Obed was trying to tell the count he was fine. The Baron said he was safe so basing it on that.

If the Baron says they are harmless, they are harmless. Count let me look at your foot so we can bag us the first kill of the day like we discussed.

Bluff: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (9) + 8 = 17

Trying to use some innuendo to relay a secret message to the count, that message is "You have no balls, your father-in-law is lifting up your dress right now to confirm you have no balls, prove him wrong dammit.

Ready to move this on. After getting my nets I meet up with the group that is ready to go. I will make sure the count has weapons, a spear and a bow at minimum.

Good question. Did not even consider having him do the killing. If we are voting; my vote is to either have the Baron do the kill, if we cannot make that happen have the count do the kill and grow some balls.

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Thank you. Maybe figure out how many monkeys are in a monkey swarm and assign it a dice value. If the net attack succeeds roll the dice and the swarm attacks at % less than normal. ex. 100 monkeys in swarm. Monkey swarm attack: 1d100 ⇒ 89
The swarm would be doing 89% less damage. With it getting the saves to get out of the net per normal.
Or maybe something like that

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As I slide the money to the net vendor.
"I will take that under advisement. "

Then inspect the nets for how many foul little monkeys they can ensnare.

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sense motive: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (16) - 1 = 15

I will purchase the 2 nets.

Can I hire a minion? Aka somebody to carry my stuff and do mundane things? Is that allowed in PFS?

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Could I purchase a net? Maybe two?
At night I want to keep all my stuff inside one net so monkeys do not steal my stuff.
The other net is to throw at monkey swarms. (This is what I am envisioning).
I will tell the rest of the group and the count of my plans if they want to follow suit.

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With speaking to the rest of the entourage; Baron, his chosen hunters, the elephant driver, and others he has hired, did they recommend any gear that would be helpful. I will tell them "I have never adventured in this type of environment before and would not want to become a burden by being unprepared."
Whatever answers I recieve I will share with the party and the count.

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