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Don't you sass me, son.

Dope, strange...

Yes, "make me" do it.

[Laughs hilariously to himself while calling up Timothy Geithner and the boys]

Master speaks to us!

Let's go for the big one. :-)

How many angels can dance on Obama's birth certificate? ;-)

HEATHEN!!! ;)

Sharoth wrote:

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYOUf&%~INGDUMBASSf&%~S!!!!!

not you guys; just venting.

Can't talk about it.

~chuckles~ I have had those days. Good luck Heathy.

It'll be allright. So, how DOES stupid get all the power?

I dunno.

I'm gonna go shopping at Target.

I shop at Target.....

Finally we have viable.... wait this about the Warwoof? Wrong thread, sorry. ;)

Sharoth wrote:

I...am...not...crazy!!!

Should we vote on that?

(Or take a poll?)

Polls are meaningless! Unless they support my opinions. ;)

I gotta hide out here, I think I caught a bad case of politicitis today ..

Damn Will saves!

You can't run, because IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'll find you. teehee.

I just don't understand why people just don't shut up and let The Great One tell us what's best for us! It doesn't matter what the people want, Obama is the only one who knows what we really want, stop resisting his change! We all work for him anyway.... right?

What's the diference between Domino's and Obama?

Why is it so hard to tell Obama jokes?

Moorluck wrote:

Great an inbred mentaly deficient clown for the top. :/

I didn't vote for him.

O_O

Weird. Had first time failing to post in a long time. Is it a sign?

Espresso machine, firing up!

It just goes to prove that His time is upon us, give yourself, and your money, and your freedom, and your mind to Him, and know the same joy I know!

Ok. we did.... now what?

Yes we can!

Obambie wrote:

Yes we can!

Must resist...

Go ahead, we understand good natured satire here. ;)

Yes we can!

Yes we can!

Yes we can!

Yes we can!

Yes we can!

Yes we can!

YES WE CAN!!!!

That's our line!

Heh. I thought the same thing as Patrick did. Damn hive mind!

One of us, One of us, One of us, One of us...

Or, to put it another way, how funny would it be to say "I already miss Obama, but I'll keep going to the shooting range until I get it right."

Not funny at all!! How dare you even suggest any harm come to The Messiah! He can hear you, you know. He knows all, so you better pray to the Great One for forgivness RIGHT NOW! Why can't you people see that Obama walks on water, that HE broke the loaves and fishes, ONLY THROUGH OBAMA SHALL WE BE GREAT AGAIN!!!! Without him to tell us what we want and need, we'd all just waste away and be lost again.... I wish he could rule us FOREVAR!!!

I blame RPG SuperStar.

I blame Bush.

I like to obey sometimes.

You are sooooo cool. I bet the Messiah even lets you lick his bum clean when he craps.... I'm jealous.

What Conservatives Think?

Conservitives DON'T think, otherwise they would just obey!!

Obambie wrote:

taig wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

I had more to say but then got busy so I cut myself short. Now I am thinking this isn't the right thread for that sort of thing so I am glad. :)

Start a new thread. See how long it takes for the bickering to start. ;)

You don't know what you're talking about! You are so stupid if you think that.... I was supposed to wait for the new thread for that, huh?

I'm not surprised that you made a false start.

Yeah, I do have a habit of going off half cocked. :/

Crimson Jester wrote:

I had more to say but then got busy so I cut myself short. Now I am thinking this isn't the right thread for that sort of thing so I am glad. :)

Start a new thread. See how long it takes for the bickering to start. ;)

You don't know what you're talking about! You are so stupid if you think that.... I was supposed to wait for the new thread for that, huh?

Everybody shut the ^&$^%(#%^#(%^# up!! The messiah speaks! ;P

The Messiah will save us post.

Matthew Morris wrote:

houstonderek wrote:

I think it is funny that, on an RPG forum, using Hitler as an example of someone with a high charisma score is somehow seen as automatically invoking the Holocaust. Seriously, if that is the belief, stop playing D&D. I doubt Gygax, when using Hitler as an example of someone with a high charisma (DMG 1e), was invoking the Holocaust.

What's funnier was my first thought was

** spoiler omitted **

Yeah, take him away from the panels and he's about on Bush's level as an orator. Well, except Bush didn't say "ummmmm" nearly as often, just butchered the pronunciation of a bunch of s&@%.

How dare you! You people are nuts. Everyone knows those are doctored videos of him stammering, put out there by the right wing bigoted media to make him look bad... HOPE... CHANGE! :P

P.S.

hungry..........

Do you want my brain? I'm not using it. :P

Hope... Change.....

Nordstrom wrote:

Is this the thread where Aberzombie is hiding? Cause he hasn't had the guts to show his face in the other thread since I showed up!

Dang, that reminds me. Aberzombie and Nordstrom need a mercurial romantic interest...

I left my husband and my life, literaly, to go campaigning..... so I'm single.

Is this the thread where Aberzombie is hiding? Cause he hasn't had the guts to show his face in the other thread since I showed up!

Hope... Change... Hope... oh. You want the other zombie....

Tarren Dei wrote:

Rise of the Zombies -- Day 17

Giving in would be easier.

starts chanting

One of us! One of us! One of us!

One of us! One of us! One of u.... uh.... Wrong Rally.

One of us, one of us.

Join uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuussssssssss..... oops wrong type of mindless undead. ;)

Obambie wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Good Night.

But I needed more slaad in my diet!

Good Night.

I need more zombie in my diet!

Ah, eat me.

Good Night.

But I needed more salad in my diet!

Good Night.

Who is this Jenifer? Is she anything like Agent Starling?

Did someone call for me? Cause I was massaging the Messiah's holy feet.

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Nah. At some point, someone would say something that I would *have* to reply to, and then I'd be sucked into the vortex. I guess I don't understand why some folks keep posting over here, to be honest. I mean, I wouldn't post at Wotc. "Well, I only use your minis and tiles now, but I have LOTS of opinions about 4e and about how intemperate and illogical all you fanboiz are..."

Now, if you folks will excuse, me, I need to take this nymph behind the thread for a while...

I know what you mean. There's always something that I can't let pass, even if I look into a thread for entertainment, which is why I avoid politics and religion threads like the plague, because I have strong views on both -- and in the case of the politics, my views are a weird mix of several different perspectives, so just about ANY political thread can get me riled up. ;)

Hope you have a good time with that nymph -- good thing we vegetables are immune to that blindness/death stuff, eh? Or did they get rid of that in Pathfinder? ;) I'm too lazy to check!

Do I get you "riled" up you big hunk of beanie love?

I went to Sebastian's f~*&ing Freedom thread and said how f~*&ing cool he was. Happy now, s&~*f~*&er?

You're only saying that cause you don't see how awesome the Messiah is! Free will and thought are signs of stupidity! And you are stupid! Cause you don't think the same way I do! Which is not at all! :P

Obambie wrote:

Shanky the Dretchachaun wrote:

Obambie wrote:

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Shanky the Dretchachaun wrote:

Oh, snap!

YOUR NECK, POSEUR!

I love it when you get all crazy and bloodthirsty! It makes me HAWT!!

You know what else is f&%%ing hot, f&%%er! f&%%ing fire!

<Sets Obamie on fire>

Why don't you just carve racsist slogans in my face you fascist! I'm calling the cops!

Oh, dayam! Not the pigs! I can't go back to the f@#%ing big house again! Dretchachauns are everyone's b@%~!es there.

Well there is an alternative....

it's either that or you'll go to the Messiah's new prison for terrorist, Club Med.

Obambie wrote:

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Shanky the Dretchachaun wrote:

Oh, snap!

YOUR NECK, POSEUR!

I love it when you get all crazy and bloodthirsty! It makes me HAWT!!

You know what else is f&%%ing hot, f&%%er! f&%%ing fire!

<Sets Obamie on fire>

Why don't you just carve racsist slogans in my face you fascist! I'm calling the cops!

Shanky the Dretchachaun wrote:

Oh, snap!

YOUR NECK, POSEUR!

I love it when you get all crazy and bloodthirsty! It makes me HAWT!!

Where are my nuts?

I ate them.

Obambie wrote:

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Obambie wrote:

He's the messiah I tell you! The Messiah! M-E-S-S-HiYa!!

Jenifer?

Don't call me that! I gave up my name when I joined the worship of He Who Talks From Teleprompters!!!

So anyway, how ya been? I ain't seen you since that crazy party where ate the strippers.

Talk about a lap dance....you look great...did you get your teeth whitened?

Yup! I can't believe you noticed, it's part of the Messiah's new Uberversal Health Care program. Someday soon he's gonna call for all the faithful to usher in a new age of pain and suffering and we get to eat anyone who disagrees with his kind and just ways! So you want to go back to my cell and chew some flesh off eachothers faces?