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I am having to do a hard thing. The hardest thing to do as a gamer I think. I am having to cut the number of games I am in.

We recently had a tragic death befall the family, on top of an already expected loss. Add to that the youngest having to go back in for a surgery in a few weeks and I will not ha ve the time I need for all the games I am in.

Thank you all for the time we have spent together, and happy gaming.

I have been reminded the wedding we are going to has no wifi and terrible reception. I will be in this issue til next Wednesday. Bot as needed.

The ork in the midst shifts and cocks his head, waiting for the other shoe to drop...

Sneakakilla pops up from his impossible hiding place and whispers "dakadakadaka" His large gun seeming to magically contain its own sound to a dull chuff as metal fills the air.

BS: 10d6 + 4d6 ⇒ (5, 1, 6, 2, 4, 5, 2, 6, 4, 5) + (3, 1, 4, 4) = 52 Multi-attack, Salvo. 11 Icons vs. their defenses +4

Added two for if I can shift those exalted, but I don't expect for as close as this will probably be.: 4d6 ⇒ (4, 4, 4, 5) = 17 4 icons so 16 or 14 if no shifted
Target two: 4d6 ⇒ (2, 5, 2, 5) = 14 14 dmg or 13 if no shifted.
Target three: 4d6 ⇒ (3, 4, 1, 2) = 10 13 dmg no matter what

Stealth: 10d6 ⇒ (2, 1, 4, 5, 5, 4, 6, 4, 2, 4) = 37 6 icons and a exalted icon, shifting the exalted icon for better quality and setting up an ambush with da shoota.

Scholar: 5d6 ⇒ (6, 2, 4, 2, 1) = 15 Spending a wrath to reroll failures.
3d6 ⇒ (4, 2, 2) = 8

"Oi, ya humies gotz da roigh cunnin. Proppa sneaky gitz aint ya. I likez tha bout ya." The "perfectly" normal human remarks as he follows along with the marines.

Athletics: 4d6 ⇒ (6, 1, 6, 3) = 16 4 Icons on Athletics
Scholar: 6d6 ⇒ (4, 2, 2, 4, 6, 2) = 20 4 Icons Scholar

"Oi, der loss are gain boyz."

8d6 ⇒ (2, 5, 5, 1, 2, 6, 1, 6) = 28 6 icons generated on survival.

Scholar: 5d6 ⇒ (2, 5, 4, 4, 4) = 19
Lacking the tact and discretion of his non-orky acquaintance, the sneakakilla asks his questions right away.
"Oi Oi now. Why ya want dat bugeyez boyz stabby bit fer? Not even a proppa choppa now. Maybe tie it to a shoota an make it hurtier, but it jus one spiky bit den."

"Roight. Ya wants ta know 'ows I got to be 'ere... I iz from da waste near da sludge. Grew out dere an gots a right propa bit oh fightin' in wit dem raida boyz on dem bike. Dey fight right propa. Den, I met some boyz goin dis way, got stuck in right propa an such. Well, we walkz roight in da 'ive an start makin a good ol ruckus. Den some uppity gitz in red start getin in on da fight, well we show dem oo is bigges. Den da yella boyz com in an start stompin but good... so I'z sneak out all quite like. good taktiks an all dat. So... long bit short, yellaz catch me, senz da grotz at me fer practice. But, I kep beatin dem boyz whatz want be yella boyz so den dey offa me dis gig an now I'z work fer dem dakka an loot."

Question, how much backstory do you want on an ork? Fungus to boy, smacked some gobs and picked up a bigger gun. Got hired on as a merc with the promise of more dakka.

I give you Zoggrun Sneakakilla, Ork Kommando. He is a cleva an cunnin killa an in it fer da teef an da proppa fight. He wears a collection of billowing robes and cloaks in a futile attempt to hide his orkyness from oomies, and when asked who he is he just says he is a normal oomie, yep, just a normal oomie. What? Did ya not ear me? I is a normal oomie. Get before I bash ya gob in.