Wait, Aberzombie is a...DUDE?
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Did that zombie-hack even show up?
You are what you buy at the store. So shop at my fine quality establishment.
Aberzombie & Lich sucks.
Excuse me, but none of you people can park here. This is all marked off for valet parking. You'll have to go to the back for mall parking.
/song of the Volga boatmen/ O-o-O-o... O-o-O-o... /song of the Volga boatmen/
I have free range silk...free trade silk...allergen free silk...
Italian silk?
May I interest you in a new wardrobe?
If you didn't figure out that fiat was indestructible from that thread, you were too cheap to pay attention.
All you'll do is give me a nice verdigris coating, as bronze doesn't rust. Maybe I can mate my champion rust monster with yours. Is it AKC registered? What it's lineage? I'd like to send my rust monsters into the zombie's stores to ruin his displays and racks. A rust poodle? Well, poodles do fit right in at our stores...
All you'll do is give me a nice verdigris coating, as bronze doesn't rust. Maybe I can mate my champion rust monster with yours. Is it AKC registered? What it's lineage? I'd like to send my rust monsters into the zombie's stores to ruin his displays and racks.
Sweater vest dressup ftw.Aberzombie...at last we meet!Oooo, epic level Mortal Combat! I can't wait to see their Fatalities! Yes, my bronze armor sweater vest is both a magical piece of protection and a magical fashion statement.
*cough* Yes, let's just leave it at that shall we? *shoves discussion back into the proper thread*Same with dragons. This thread is for USELESS discussion only. Also, no one commented on my new haircut. He was a guest in our Salon/Spa.
So has Zombie Sports Store.
But I have such sensative skin.WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?Bad make-up? Step over to our make-over counter, sir. We can help you with that. I think you will find our new organic, hypoallergenic line will meet all your skin care needs, sir.
Even the angels know you're a has-been! Sir, step into our espresso bar and have a complimentary espresso drink as our piano soothes you into a purchasing trance...No thanks. I hate espresso. This zombie needs to escorted to the undead area of the mall, thank you, security.
Even the angels know you're a has-been! Sir, step into our espresso bar and have a complimentary espresso drink as our piano soothes you into a purchasing trance...No thanks. I hate espresso. Sir, you seem to be confused again...I was talking to the gentleman with a heavenly credit rating and a Celestial Express Centurion Card. Please step aside. [into headset] ~Security to mall entrance, please.~
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME? Bad make-up? Step over to our make-over counter, sir. We can help you with that.
Bah. A&F is really struggling right now because they haven't changed their inventory in about 15 years.Which is good, because Aberzombie doesn't appear to be as entertained by Nordstrom as I am.You mean the avatar of the store that, much like Macys or J.C. Penny, caters to the old and decrepit, whereas my store cater's to the...uh...young and hip, and the undead and shuffling. Even the angels know you're a has-been! Sir, step into our espresso bar and have a complimentary espresso drink as our piano soothes you into a purchasing trance...
Back off Shambly McShambler! Let the real fashion maven through!
Not yours, Mine!
Look at him run! Just remember, You won't be able to run from me forever!!!
We got a piano and espresso bar. You got ambiguous models with bad hair.
I frighten Aberzombie so much, he can't even answer me.
Aberzombie is a sneaky chicken zombie with no fashion sense!
Is this the thread where Aberzombie is hiding? Cause he hasn't had the guts to show his face in the other thread since I showed up!
Clearly, he's afraid to show his putrid face! I will smack down his emaciated, androgynous undead models then! Calls titanic arctic storm to batter them to bits and bury them. |