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Just started a new session with my group after spending a few days going over my new acquisition, I have 5 players and all of them have a sense of humor most of you would find appealing. No stats listed except the 18, the rest are reasonable.
The Captain: Dwarven Fighter / Unburdened Iron - Field Medic - 18 Con
Primary weapon Shield (Shield Boss) with Spiked Gauntlet. Needs his hand free for medical work, looks to Archetype into Cleric for the Divine Lance cantrip and Emblazon Shield to beef up shield hardness. Backstory is a bridge battler and room sweeper, that reactive shield feat is really handy.
Frikk : Goblin Champion Liberator (Cayden Cailean) / Unbreakable - Prisoner - 16 Wis
Rapier and Shield, his backstory was fun to hear him tell, drinking in the common area cave under the thumb of orc masters, a captured human (Cailean) told him he didn't have to take this crap anymore, freed all the goblins and seeks to do it again.
Smudge Greenhand : Gnome Alchemist Bomber / Fey-Touched - Herbalist - 18 Int
She is constantly torturing the party with "What does this smell like to you?" but makes up for it by being the best cook ever. Was kicked out of several mage schools for blowing stuff up.
Caderyn Smokeleaf : Elf Sorcerer / Seer - Fortuneteller - 18 Cha
Draconic bloodline but her aggressive sexual overtones would put an old school bard to shame. Most of her family is incredibly embarrassed about her, "Are you sure she isn't Drow?"
Morag Moonclaw : Half-Orc Ranger / Gladiator (that Orc Ferocity paid off) - 16 Str and Dex
Double Hatchet and Crossbow Ace, signature move is walking into the room with both axes raised and yelling "Caaannnn youuu dig iiittt!!!" Is currently trying to con the sorcerer into learning Ghost Sound for crowd cheering noises.
I have my work cut out for me...