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You call yourself a ninja? Fool, it's like you're 2 feet tall!

It's time for a true display of skill
for rhymes that were bred to kill
slay any dragon, these words will
Anything you say shall be nil.

Oh, yeah!

Lucky's banned for falling for it for too long!

Hey! Get off of my lawn! Rule #2516 Section VIII Paragraph 16 Sentence 14.523 says that only 1 Ninja is allowed per thread! Rule #2516 Section VIII Paragraph 16 Sentence 14.524 says that it's alright if it was an accident, but you have to leave now!

Why do I even bother handing these rules out if no one reads them?!

"The Golden God" is banned because we all know that it's really Gruumash . in there. You cannot be a God... Golden or Badger or anything... Not while I'm around.

Conman's banned for being one step too far to the left... I can't ninja you from there...

Quiche is banned because I like it that way.

Yeah, keep telling yourself that. Banned for bigotry towards Ninjas.

Spanky is banned because that was dang near 7 hours ago, I could have hidden by then. Just like I am now. By the time you read this, I'll be half way to Katmandu. Or Timbuktu. Or, hey, I'll use my Ninja Powers to make Katmandu and Timbuktu the same place.

Gruumash . is banned because Ninjas are awesome.

Another Dang Hippeh is banned because Voldemort does not have fangs, earings, or a green head-thing. He had human teeth, really small ears, and a purple Turban in the first movie!

I'm doing pretty good today.

Midgard Serpent is banned because of the "Eat a Duck, End the world" issue, and the Stig isbanned for looking at me funny.

Serpent is banned for changing his verdict. You sneaky duck eater.

*Ninja himself the Candlejack card, reads it*
This is very interesting! Do you mind if I have... like... a dozen of these?

I beg to differ.

These things, they happen. Banned.

Conman's banned. Probably because he's french. Maybe... I don't know.

Conman is banned because he can't type and not read. It's physically impossiblah.

Conman is banned for falling for the tricks. Seriously, they're in the book. Go to a librairy or something.

*Snicker*

I wish I could have a ninja hat.

*Snicker*

I wish I could find a loop hole in the fabric of time so that I may give video games to medieval knights.

The Bearded Menace

Carly Rae Jespen
is a mystery for all
but you, Haladir.

<Teehee, sorry.>

<.<
>.>

The next poster is Marthian's Mustache.

Lem, have you seen Reiko without her facemask?
Did you know it was her?

Describe, which GI Joe... This one or this one?

I SHALL REPEAT MY PREVIOUS STATEMENT.

ninja powers... *shivers*... it smells like patchouli...

EDIT: And by the way: It's more like shouting SNEAK ATTACK after hitting someone. Thankyou very much.

The next poster trained with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle's Cousin's Girlfriend's roomate twice removed.

You do need your glasses. I'm clearly not a rabbit with sharp pointy teeth. Just sharp pointy knives... and glasses.

ninja powers... *shivers*

The next poster trained with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle's Cousin's Girlfriend's roomate twice removed.

*wearing Conman's, gran's, and TVCoB's glasses*

What?

I apologize for my dimwitted friend. He doesn't actually know the way of the ninja. Just the way to the bathroom.

I have your glasses.

*bows*

I believe these are your glasses.

I think that duck just got ninja'd by a chicken...

Have you seen Reiko without the Gi covering her face?

But... you're a surround sound machine...

Ninja Ninja with a new Ninja Face!

Wanted something cool?
Fool, I'm a freaking Ninja!
Nothing is cooler.

The Haiku Ninja
is what they call me. Ninja
is my final game.

TMB is banned because Ninja should always be capitolized, and that they would win in the forever fight of Ninja vs. pirate.

TMB is banned for not making any sense.

Gruumash is banned for losing to a surround sound machine.

gran rey is banned for thinking that I'd give up that easily.

Tiyan is banned for being Ninja'd for 12 minutes.

TVCoB is banned because that was his only redeemeing quality. Seriously, bird. You are not allowed to shout "I'M A NINJA" on top of buildings.

TVCoB is banned for not being a Vicious Ninja Chicken of Bristol.

Reiko, have you ever had to go against were-turtles who were ninjas?

Do you have any pets?

What would you bring to the other iconics for their birthdays?

What do you do when the opponent has brought with them several ninjas that are as good as you or better? This has probably never happened to you, but I'm still in the Lv. 2~3 district.

Man, I'm good.

Charles: It passes by with no problem, except that it destroyes your home, your car, everything.

DJ: You accomplish nothing unimportant today. You'll be working for days apon days to get everything important done.

I wish for my earlier wish.

Razmir's Gal Pal

Sucsessful ninja

Don't tell her I know this, but she's been in every book released since she was born. She's been hiding in either the main character's shadow or in their mustache(when applicable). I just want to see her reaction.

Reiko, will you ever be/have you been mentioned in a book?

... Reiko?