Mysterious Sara's page

Well, not much we can do without a GM. So, maybe leave a message for him here, then when he returns (let's hope) he can message us.

Hope he's okay... I take it none of us know him IRL?

Sara fires off a 17 gun salute to Cap'n Dogbeard. Only 17 because she gets bored having to reload a single gun after every shot... and because she realizes she's wasting ammo.

(ummm Paizo ate a post.. I swear I posted my action in anticipation of after the horse attacks... or was that last round? I shot him for 4 damage...)

EDIT: Rather, 3... and I missed unless the horse has a negative Dex modifer... found the post... was confuszed on which page this was.

"Hoozayrah!" Sara exclaims, as she fires her pistol at the evil horse, and totally butchering the common human phrase.

Pistol Attack (Touch AC if within 20 feet): 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9

Pistol Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 3

Going ahead and making my post now, just in case you post the horse's action before I return tomorrow. I assume Mags isn't going to one shot the horse, if she does then... it will be prone... and double tapped... or not with that roll... geez... the broad side of the barn would remain undamaged even.

What's left? Just the swarm? Not much I can do vs. the swarm with a gun.

Sara throws up her breakfast as she moves OUT Of the area of the spiders!

Initiative: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4

Ooops. Sorry totally forgot... I blame Sara herself. Here she is. Still need to fill out height, weight, age but the rest should be there. If anything important is missing, let me know.

Sara cackles and scoops up all the fireworks!

"I am fireworks expert, I carry fireworks!"

Sara picks up her gun and attempts to pistol whip the nearby goblin that dared to call her Rotluga!

Pistol whip: 1d20 - 4 ⇒ (4) - 4 = 0

"You no worth wasting powder!"

Then, without asking she too attempts to ride Squealy.

Ride: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (14) + 3 = 17
Ride: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4
Reflex: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (9) + 5 = 14

Sara (NOT Rotluga!) stumbles in, she looks like she's been drinking.

"HEY! What's going on...? Did you start a party and not invite me?"

She reaches for her pistol, obviously intending to shoot someone for this great offense, but due to her tipsy nature, she drops it.

Sorry I'm so late, I checked the recruitment thread, but then realized OH CRAP I need to go to the gameplay thread to 'sign in'... so I figured rather than make you backtrack, I'd just show up a bit drunk and wing it from there haha.

Ah, okay! I'll drop Killer (Combat) then.

You are all invited to the reading of the will of my father's paladin friend.

As for evidence that I shot him, you have none.

Sara will resume you soon.

I'm interested in playing for PFS credit, and I call Reta Bigbad! (I own all three of the Goblin adventures, never played them though and if it's okay with you, I promise I can separate player from character)

If we end up making our own (as it seems most are), hmmm... how does a goblin gunslinger (mysterious stranger) sound?

"Sara's boomstick, so loud it shoots.
Boomstick says I get all the loots!
If with me you don't agree... " *fires a shot drowning out the last part of her rhyme*

*ducks the tomatoes that are probably being thrown*

(Her name isn't really Sara, that's just a human name she heard and liked. As a Mysterious Stranger she can't tell you her real name (but you probably know, it's Rotluga. Use it and she'll shoot you.) She's also the prettiest goblin (don't mention her oversized ears, or she'll shoot you. Also don't draw attention to her Ugly Swine trait or she'll shoot you. Twice.), and if you don't agree.. she'll shoot you.
Just to be clear, she won't actually be shooting PCs if they dont' give her all the loot, it's just threats... at worst she'll shoot but miss (on player purpose) or maybe forget to load the bullet.)