Mogmurch of Licktoad's page

Although I loved the module I'm really busy of late so I'll have to pass on this one :(

That last fight was really something though! Thanks for GM'ing!

Mogmurch attacks Vorka another time!
"Vorka dead! Vorka dead!"
Atk roll: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (9) + 6 = 15
Dmg roll: 1d6 ⇒ 6

Fingers crossed!

Mogmurch starts jumping up and down and yells.
"Kill Vorka~! Kill Vorka~! Kill Vorka~!
He shoots another bolt aimed at Vorka.
Atk roll: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (5) + 6 = 11
Dmg roll: 1d6 ⇒ 6

I assume the -1 bleed damage wasn't meant for me? :P
Mogmurch seems a bit less pale again and loads his crossbow. He loosens the bolt aiming for Vorka.
"DIE!!!!!!!"

Atk roll: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (17) + 6 = 23
Dmg roll: 1d6 ⇒ 3

Burp time!
"Mogmurch feels sick." He groans. The moment he says that he seems to go paler, starts gagging and he spews another gout of flames aimed at Vorka.

Dmg roll: 4d6 ⇒ (6, 6, 2, 3) = 17

Please don't let Vorka have half dmg again dice gods!

Sorry! I definitely had it in my head whilst I was typing. Must have leaked out in the meantime :P
Mogmurch starts belching again. By the time he thinks he is going to throw up another gout of flames exit his mouth. Aimed at Vorka.
Dmg roll: 4d6 ⇒ (5, 6, 1, 6) = 18
After his second fire breath he starts panting.
"Phew! Really hot stuff. Maybe not do again."

Same reflex save again :)

Mogmurch starts belching and suddenly burps out a gout of flames.
dc 13 reflex for half dmg.
Dmg roll: 4d6 ⇒ (1, 3, 2, 4) = 10
Hihihi Hahaha That fun!!!

Mogmurch decides to go big. He grabs another flask and drinks it.
Elixer of firebreath
"We going killl!!!!!!"

Can barely use anything :( everything "big" is splash damage, I would wound all of you in those attacks xD

Had a weeding on Friday and yesterday was a bit messy, sorry for that!
Stabilize roll: 1d20 ⇒ 11

The CLW was one me :S
After his head popping out of the frogs mouth Mogmurch is half stunned. He then drinks one of his extracts.

CLW extract: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7

"Whooo that scary! What happened?!"

Will move in my next turn :) although I might have a hard time with both of them... we'll see ^^

Mogmurch fires his crossbow at the frog.
Atk roll: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (8) + 7 = 15
Dmg roll: 1d6 ⇒ 5

Mogmurch moves inside [Map] and drinks his mutagen.
"Me grow! Me strong! Me squash you!"

AC is 21, +2 natural armor and +4 dex also -2 Wis. Lasts 10 minutes.

"Open the door Reta! Come on open it!"
Mogmurch seems to be jumping with excitement. He holds his crossbow at the ready for any baddies.

Map update
Mogmurch moves in behind Reta and grabs his crossbow.
Double move

Mogmurch gets annoyed by the dogs and throws a bomb.
"Silence you!"

Atk roll: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (6) + 6 = 12
Dmg roll: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6

From the top of the gangplank the others hear a loud banging and a lot of laughing. Mogmurch fell on the ground laughing his socks off from what happened.
"I gave you warning! You bad!"

"HAHAHAHAHAHA. Stupid dead!"
He marches forward to climb the gangplank.
Climb: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (14) - 1 = 13
Knowledge Nature: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 6 = 7
Perception: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (20) + 3 = 23

"Walk careful ball will fall if too fast."
Mogmurch ascends very slowly to prevent the ball from falling. he turns back to the others and yells.
"Hurry! Hurry! Firework close!"

Mogmurch fires an arrow at the horse.
Atk roll: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (19) + 6 = 25
Dmg roll: 1d6 ⇒ 5
Crit confirm: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (16) + 6 = 22
Dmg roll: 1d6 ⇒ 3
After he sees that the horse has been hit he does a little dance.

Poog
Feeling very confident from his last shot he tries another one.
"FIREEEEEE I call thee from the palm of my hand!"
Poog fires another Flame bolt.

Flame Bolt: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5
This I call a miss :P

"Grab horse poking stick and kill!!!!"
As Mogmurch says this he grabs his crossbow and moves next to Poog.
Double move

Map update

Mogmurch looks around the treasure and sees something very much to his liking.
"Whoooooo, me want this!"
He ignores Reta and grabs the crossbow and bolts. He seems mesmerized by the thing starts examining every inch of it.
"It good. It mine. Give whiny man water maybe he shut up."

Survival: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (18) + 3 = 21

"BANG BANG AWAY!"
The moment Mogmurch says the words the candle fires another shot at the spider. Missed: rolls was 4
"When shooty shooty ends it time BOOMBOOM!!!"

Mogmurch decides that he still doesn't really like the spider and moves back a few steps. After he stops the candle fires again.
"Wheeeeeeeeeeee... There 't goes again!"

Mogmurch grabs the Desnan candle they got from the chief earlier and shoots it at lotlegs.

Whilst the candle is shooting Mogmurch starts singing very loudly.
"Thing go boom when Mogmurch throws~
Much more fun than using bows~
Sometimes where the boom boom blows~
Is not my fault-that's how it goes~"

Ofcourse ^^ It is just flavor. Already planned to divide it at the last moment before we leave, if no one forces me :P

Mogmurch starts running with all the fireworks in the general direction they need to go.
"You never catch me! It all mine!!!"
He starts laughing after his challenge. As he runs away he keeps watching back to see if they are following.

I think that would hurt us pretty badly, although it would be really funny.

Mogmurch turns around with the treasure in his hands.
"MINE! Not Poog's."

Mogmurch's eyes widen at all the treasure before him. All the beautiful creations.
"Fire. I love fire! And boom things! Me wants!!!"
He starts grabbing the fireworks and dragon brew, holding everything in his arms. He seems half dazed in his joy.

Mogmurch watches the whole spectacle and decides not to want any new holes in his body.
"Me not going. Chuffy did Earbiter we get prize. Me not likes new holes."
He walks over to Chuffy and pats him on the back.
"You did good job sacrificing."

Right next to him, Mogmurch hears Chuffy call out to him. He grabs a stick and pokes the "bush" next to him.
"Sssssshhhh they find us!"

Whoooooo another chance!
Mogmurch quickly glances around and sprints off. As he charges off he yells
"Me, Me, Me, Me! You will never find me!"
He soon finds a hiding spot and stays there.
Stealth: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (11) + 12 = 23

After his last failure, Mogmurch jumps up at the new challenge. Ready to prove himself.
Fort save: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (14) + 5 = 19
Fort save: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6
Fort save: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12
Fort save: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (15) + 5 = 20
Fort save: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10
He globs up the first one within no time. But... the next one he can't keep down. He throws him up again just after swallowing. His shoulders sag and he moves away from the challenge, unable to prove himself.

"Hahaha! Poog bad! Me better!"
Mogmurch jumps on Squealy Nord to beat Poog.

Ride: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (3) + 8 = 11
Ride: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (15) + 8 = 23
Ride: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (2) + 8 = 10

Mogmurch also gets thrown off the pig. He scrambles out of the pit and makes angry signs at the beast.
"Bad! Very bad! Me good at riding! You bad pig!"

Outside again
Knowledge local: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 2 = 10

"We heroes! We not flee!"
Mogmurch makes a little dance of joy. After a short while he stops and thinks about all the information given.
"Marsh is not good place! good eats but many baddies. Big baddies too! I see too we go past Lotslegs."
He stops with speaking there and it looks like a shiver runs up his spine.
"Ship in bad spot too. Vorka there! Vorka bad."
He grabs his lucky toad and starts petting it.
"We not afraid huh Amfibier?"
He holds the toad up high and calls out.
"WE NOT SCARED!"

Mogmurch sees Reta just on time and snatches his pot just before jumping away.
"Go away! Mog making special stuff! Not for you!"

He sits down again and continues stirring his pot. Suddenly a rock hits him from behind, the direction where Reta just stood.
"NO RETA! GO AWAY! You not Licktoad, you annoying!"
A rock hits him from the side, he squints his eyes and starts looking around for the rock thrower. A rock hits him from behind and he starts cursing, he grabs a bomb.
"You no threaten me! I boom you!"
While he says this he starts jumping from foot to foot, it looks like a little dance. Another rock hits him and suddenly Chuffy is there. Mogmurch jumps a few feet back and starts laughing.
"Hahahahaha! mountain face!" *laughing* "You no hurt me with rocks. Booms the real deal!"

Out in the distance Poog comes walking towards the group and Chuffy exclaims in disgust. Mugmurch leans over and whispers in his ear.
"He not even ride. He fall off, kablam! He no good!"

Cool! Can't wait :)

:) We have another player!

Aye aye!

After waiting, and boasting, for a long time Mogmurch sits down and starts throwing stuff in a pot. He is getting very grumpy that no one lets him inside and that no one pays attention to him.

Mogmurch arrives first in front of the Moot House. He looks around and sees no one else besides him.
"Whooooo~, no one here?! Is it only me? I am greatest for thís speciaaal mission~!!"
While he says this he starts "dancing". He jumps around in circles and claps his hands above his head.
"No one better than Mogmurch!"