Denizen of Leng

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16 posts. Alias of Michael Johnson 66.


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Maybe a score strange humanoid figures like the one in the company of the rakshasa Coal Withers (denizens of Leng) are among the throng of spectators....


Koran "The Hammer" wrote:
[dice=Furious focus PA]1d20+15[dice=Damage]3d6+18

Mister Leng's skull collapses under Koran's mighty earth breaker.... He drops, lifeless, to the floor.


Mister Leng whimpers and tries to limp away, provoking AoOs from Koran, Derrik, and two giant ants....


Koran "The Hammer" wrote:

Koran swings his massive weapon at Mister Leng much faster than anyone has to right to be wielding such a large hammer.

[dice=Hasted wild fighting 1]1d20+11[dice=Damage]3d6+12
[dice=Hasted wild fighting 2]1d20+11[dice=Damage]3d6+12
[dice=Hasted wild fighting 3]1d20+11[dice=Damage]3d6+12
[dice=Hasted wild fighting 4]1d20+6[dice=Damage]3d6+12

Mister Leng dodges Koran's first two swings, but is clobbered by the next two, taking 46 bludgeoning total! He screams and staggers under the heavy blows, and seems close to collapsing....


Daisy Eagle-Feather wrote:

Eagle-Feather's summoned giant ant takes its cue from Kate's giant ant, and tries chomping and stinging Mister Leng in retribution for his no-pets policy!

Bite 1d20+3 1d6+2! Sting 1d20+3 1d4+2
Mister Leng sidesteps the bite, but walks right into the sting!

OOOOOUUUUCH!!! Mister Leng say no pets at Oriental Saroon!

Mister Leng does not seem so pleased with himself now that ant venom is searing his blood vessels!

Fort save vs DC 14 giant ant venom 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (5) + 11 = 16 or take 1d4 ⇒ 3 Strength damage!


Mister Leng evades the snarling wolverine's fangs and claws with nimble footwork.

Me so sorry, but animal not allowed in the saloon, ma'am....


AAAAAK!! Mister Leng already shave today, thank you very much! Keep sharp sword away from neck, if you please.... Or Mister Leng skin you alive!!

A telltale rivulet of black blood trickles from a fresh gash in Mister Leng's throat!


Mister Leng runs out from behind the bar and bounds over Kitty's still-thrashing headless corpse to engage Koran, veil flying off to reveal insect-like mandibles that snap at the tiefling's face, ripping gashes in both of his cheeks! 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (14) + 14 = 28 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8 plus 1d6 ⇒ 3 Dexterity drain!

Nahahaha!! Mister Leng give you Land of Leng Smile, sir! You welcome!


Reflex save vs DC 14 fireball 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (13) + 11 = 24
Mister Leng ducks behind the bar, such that only his head and shoulders are exposed to the flames.... He takes 19 fire damage, and emits a strange, whining hiss!


Mister Leng's glittering black eyes focus on Derrik, and he trembles in spite of his usual confidence at the sight of the armored enforcer-of-justice, pissed off and armed with magical blades....

Reflex save to avoid igniting....1d20 + 9 ⇒ (7) + 9 = 16....succeeds....


Mister Leng concentrates on making his light show exceptionally enthralling....


The robed and veiled Mister Leng produces a small prism from a pocket and mutters an incantation, casting hypnotic pattern on the poker table, enveloping Levinson, Yingzen, and Bear-Strong.... DC Will 17 to resist being fascinated.


Initiative 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (15) + 4 = 19


Would you care for another glass of whiskey, New Boss?

Mister Leng hoists a bottle of Wild Turkey from behind the bar and a glass.


We see soon, New Boss.... We see soon....

Mister Leng casually polishes the bar top with a rag, playing the part of bartender....


Initiative 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (13) + 4 = 17