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Cenorin wrote:

* I don't think I've ever seen a Rogue that didn't dual-wield, or a non-Rogue that dual-wielded.

Rogue gallery

Bec de Corbin - the uUdertaker
Gnome hooked hammer - Mel
It is a two weapon, but most of the time Im PA single side with the pick.
Two handed sword - Shayd

It got so quiet..

Payment, not needed. Here is what it would look like...

Mel concentrates as a framework of iron railings fades into existence. Happy gnomes and halflings drink casually while Erinyes barmaids fly overhead.

Just an illusion, it will take an hour to install, anchor, and paint. This evening if convenient..or anytime you like.

Ummmm.....

Wow, yes oysters.
And a tumbler of gin.

And If you ever want that mezzanine level added, it would just take a few minutes.

Its so weird in here I don't know what to say.

Gnome dragon disciple, sorcecor, Fighter with a hooked hammer. A truly devastating weapon when your strength is shockingly high for a small guy.

Talia Hammer wrote:

Regardless, on to business.

Stuff. We've got stuff to sell and it's mostly legal.

Mel hops up on a nearby seat...soo, what do you have thats mostly legal for sale? I love slightly illegal things.

Selling, buying, renting? Is it bigger than a breadbox? Can I wave it about my head and feel better about myself? Would the constable arrest me for it, then smoke it and let me go for lack of evidence..... so many slightly illegal possibilities.

Regardless, on to business.

Stuff. We've got stuff to sell and it's mostly legal.

Mel hops up on a nearby seat...soo, what do you have thats mostly legal for sale? I love slightly illegal things.

Halfling and Gnomes make good company. My teams eyes were opened last night when I dropped an illusory metal bell on a large foe, he couldn't figure out how to get out while we ahnilated his friends...he fought to the bitter end, ih well can't save everyone.

A happy gnome smoking by the fire lights his pipe and winks back to Righty. His eyes lose focus as the center of the room turns from an open dance floor to a roaring bonfire, The bar and tables remain untouched, but the walls resemble varisian wagons, while the ceiling reveals a spring night sky.

Mel looks all bleary eyed at the wanton destruction....then smiles.

Hey Dicky nows a great time for these renovations I've been working on. Ill have this place back together in no time at all. Heck, I can start immediately as the drawings are already done.

Mel keeps scribbling improvement designs in his blue book. With the Asmodean entrance, his drawings take on a devilish flair with Erinyes carting drinks upward to the mezanine inhabited by frolicksome gnomes and halflings.

Regarding bar improvements, may I recommend a mezzanine level for special customers in the 2' to 4' range..

It will improve the clientel and give a special level of service that can't normally be found.

Denbora dear, surely I could make constructs.. but I fear branching into arcane devices would diminish my talent for hard core construction projects.

If you need new construction Think of mel
If you choose lower priced contractors
You'll burn in hell
Before the goblins and the orcs
Run you over with pitchforks
Build that castle, build it NOW
Build it MEL!

"Oooh lots of coins in here today." The gnome fidgets with this black and white construction hat till the white sude faces forward. A mithral hammer with an adamantine spike rests at his side.

"May your business be fruitful! Send all expansion RFQ's to me."

I made mel (the nethys) construction deconstruction mage. Sunder weapons and fix them later.

If you need new construction
Think of mel
If you choose lower prices contractors
Youll burn in hell

...and so on.

If you need new construction think of Mel
If you use lower priced contractors you'll burn in Hel
Before the Goblins and the Orcs
Run you over with Pitchforks
Build your Castle Build it NOW
Build it MEL

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