Mannimark |
1 person marked this as a favorite. |
This is an awesome question and a great topic! Since you asked...
I'd probably make a nice three story Arabian style fortress villa with an inner courtyard and wrap-around covered porch. Maybe a nice fountain with a huge water elemental bound into it to keep it running and lash out at intruders who got too close. An iron golem or two in the entryway. Greater glyphs of warding on all the major entrances. Permanent unseen servants to clean and tend the place, separate rooms for my parties needs...alchemy lab, library, crafting hall, temple, training room, kitchens, etc. Definitely an infirmary with healing potions and scrolls on hand in case I needed to haul a stricken companion in for treatment. I'd probably make several simulacrums of myself and stow them behind illusory walls to come out and cast low-to-mid level spells whenever there's a need, and order them to obey my companions too just in case they need help and I'm not there. I'd use greater planar ally to summon and bind a few outsiders of agreeable alignment there to act as staff...maybe a lillendi as an entertainer and healer...a few genies to do chores, thug people, and transport visitors in and out using their plane shift ability. There are plenty of favors an immortal genie noble would loan some of his kin to an uppity mortal wizard or cleric for. Mortals don't live terribly long by an outsiders reckoning but, funny thing, our lack of racial hit dice means we often get access to high level spells more quickly and more often than they do. Here's how that would go;
PC: "I will trade you this size large +3 adamantine evil outsider bane falchion of speed I made for you, in recognition of your awesomeness, for some genie thugs to Geas and keep in my house to do my bidding for what will be, to you, a pathetically short amount of time."
Genie Noble: "Deal mortal. Now get out of my crazy floating island of earth on the plane of air palace before I sic these two female young adult silver dragon foreign exchange students on you."
I'd also keep a prison of some sort...maybe a room with a modified dimensional lock and permanent symbols of pain inscribed on all the surfaces that auto-fire whenever an 'unauthorized' creature shows up. Then I'd use teleport trap to re-route intruding magicians and magical creatures into the room. I like the movie Hook so I'd call it the "Boo Box". If some evil outsider made me mad I'd cast dimensional anchor on it, Geas it to be unable to leave the room until it said "I'm sorry" one hundred thousand times in Celestial, and then throw its ass in.
Which...may or may not be an ethos violation...but I'd cross that bridge when I got to it.