Major Issues's page

Y'all have issues. Major issues.

What is your major malfunction Pile?!?!

Found the FaWTL archive post here by Taig

and here is the last post in FAWTLhouse Five. #41194. So we still have over 6,700 posts to go to break the record.

We'll get there son. The road is going to be long and hard, but we'll get there!

And that's a fact Jack!

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Now I'm in the mood to give somebody the Aunt Jemimah treatment...

Thats a Fact Jack!!!

I had a massive crush on PJ Soles and mud wrestlers when I first saw that movie.

EDIT: Doh ninja'ed by Drill Sergeant Moorluck

That's Major Issues to you boy-ee!!

I'll be spending ridiculous amounts of money on an iPad, most likely. That's what I plan to use as my e-reader.

DON'T!! The iPad is a tool of those commie pinko's! It has a hidden function that scans yer mind and relays all that info to their hidden spy sattilite in deep space. Don'tchew know anythin'!?

I am the very picture of the modern Major General...

Honestly, they will let just about anyone in the Army now days.... I mean they let me in after all.