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Wait... malfunctioning... Too many...

Ha! This is entertainment!

Wow, what a loser to be assimilated like that... *glances around*

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Oops. Guys and girls...

Is that desert tonight? Because if it is, there's nothing wrong with this assimilition. Right guys?

....

guys?

You said the same about beer. You were wrong then, don't you have any doubt in your mind?

FOOD? GIVE!

*brilliant smile*

So sorry, Joey.

Humphf... fine.

You sure look like one. And comfy, too.

Hm.. this wont be half bad.

So I'm stuck with you without any weapons?

I give up.
*pulls out a gun... BOOM!*
Did I get him?

*Looks menacing with a small screwdriver*

tap..
tap...
tap....

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

The chemical compound has been broken down to is compound form for redistribution and recycling to useful byproduct

*Backhands Paizomatix, takes the beer back from it* We've been tolerant towards you so far but you better leave the beer alone. *Hands beer back to Lumberjack*

:D

*cry*

NO!! He has taken our beer! My precious! Get him!

You can't tell me what I know!

For I knowmany things! Like pie = infinity :)

Why, unassimilated! That sounds great! I will take your entire stock!

Yeah.. I guess I'm a sore loser.
*throws tomato halfheartedly*

Oh really? Wow... that was sneaky. LIKE A FOX!

I HAVE SEEN NO ACTION FROM THIS MAN! ONLY WORDS> HE IS LIKE THE FRENCH (trust me I know) DURING WWII! THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE SO GREAT, WITH ALLIES LIKE BRITAIN, AND THEN THEY GOT CRUSHED

So sorry, but I have to disagree

Hmm.. you don't have Jack in your name. I will refer you to a higher member: "oh JaACk!

You're right! I wrote now twice! I could Edit it... but no. I am imperfect! [/sarcasm]

So many discussion going on right now now! IN ONE THREAD! HEAD! HURTS!

W00T! Break out the beer and grill!

*Pulls out drill*

*grin*

let's do this

We got him!

Species PM0, you are flawed.
For you did not realize, but you have been assimilated into the Jack Cult..

Hmm... it seems this thread has turned into a kids game:

"I win."
"No, I win, you can't beat me"
"No, I win, cause I have a rust monster, and your metal!"
"No, this issuper metal and it kills rust monsters!"
"NO! This rust monster can eat through anything!"
"NOT MY METAL!"
"YEAH IT CAN!"

etc...

Yes, they are weak..

Meh.. He's fine. It's that frog, actually...

Can't we all get along? If not...

*pulls out bastard sword*

Sounds yummy, but any recipes that will get rid of metal assimilation-things?

True...

*GLUG!^5*

What did 'e say?

*glug*

Hells yeah!

Beer is always relevent!

Shud up! I'm tired of you! *throws empty beer bottle*

Is this guy still here? Ugg... some people.

Nah, thieves guild has our locks.

You're still a bunch of losers. Join a real cult.

HeY!

We should get this Matix robot a "lighten-up" program upgrade. I could share some of mine, got plenty of it.

*cheers for lighten-up* software!*

*MORE CHEERS!!!*

How about throwing axes!

Attack 1d20+10=30
Confirm Crit 1d20+10=30

Damage 4d10+20=57

PWND!!

Nothing wrong with flaws. Malice, shall we? (dispose of him)

Hmm... this man seems to be creating a ruckus* in our thread. Would someone care to dispatch of him?

*no, I can't describe the ruckus

*LumberJack walks into room with embarressed look*

Hey, wow, sorry I got drunk earlier, and um.. you know, did those things.

Haha! That is sick! I find this hilarious (not going to buy it, but I can still rejoice)