Lord Secretary War-Bucks's page

Just made a 145 dollar sale. SLINGIN THAT H!!!!!!!

** spoiler omitted **

Now; calculate the FaWTL thread income tax, the LPM's oblitory tithe, calculator fees, my salary, upkeep for the navy, shells for the VP's shotgun for his "hunting trips". Subtract that from the $145 sale and you are left with $7.47 net income.

I'd like to invite you all onto my next show...

You don't have enough room for all of us. Just joins us

What is the best way to move up the ladder in your organization?

do not anger the LPM, or the first lady.

money for all

loose change

I'm here

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

I voted for the vampire with all the piercings in his face.

Thank you so much spanky

that one is goth, not emo. now accept your fate and stake yourself

Woodraven wrote:

Teeming Peasantry wrote:

Woodraven wrote:

Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:

I'm happy for you, Woodraven. I guess none of those chateaus I posted worked for you...

sorry, need to feel closer to my people. I must rule from the place of the common man and not from some lofty tower. Though those are fun to rain pitch down on the unruly one.

*Cheers Lord Woodraven the Mostly Benevolent*

why thank you my loyal peasant. ~whispers to aide"Keep that one safe and prepare some fried okra and Jambalaya"~

~Taps would be ruler on shoulder.~

Do not make sic the badger on you.

Oh, sorry sir. I thought I would be regent of the area with snow since I know how much your clan does not like sub zero temperatures in the winter.

and a parting gift

Lord Secretary War-Bucks wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Helped? I helped? Since when? I thought I was HINDERING you! Drat! ~rereads the definition for Hinder~ Ah, crap! Someone taped Help over Hinder. I knew I was doing something wrong!

here is some gold for future hindering puroposes
~slides 1,000,000 gold to the dragon~

now go get that village we talked about
~grins~

~quietly hides the bribe~ But... But... I am Neutral Good. I can't pillage and burn a defenseless and innocent village!

they have several cows and I am hungry for some burgers, also we will just say that it was a village of the S\m/4Fs

Woodraven wrote:

taig wrote:

Moff Rimmer wrote:

taig wrote:

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You or someone you know? I'm not affected by it as much but I get to see it with my wife almost daily. I sometimes wonder which is worse -- experiencing it yourself or watching someone you care about go through it.

It's me. I feel like I've been circling the drain for the past 6 months. Today, I'm getting pulled in.

Yeah, my wife sometimes has a difficult time with it. She tries to help, and when I'm really bad off, I push her away. I will say she was the first person I called when it hit today.

hey man if you need to talk I'm here. I was there not so long ago if you remember. Everyone on this board helped out, well maybe not Toddzilla, Studpuffin, or Treppa, since they were not yet members of our crazy little family :D But I am sure they would all help. Sometimes you just need to let it all out to someone who is not vested in your personal life. Just my 2cp

Helped? I helped? Since when? I thought I was HINDERING you! Drat! ~rereads the definition for Hinder~ Ah, crap! Someone taped Help over Hinder. I knew I was doing something wrong!

here is some gold for future hindering puroposes
~slides 1000000 gold to the dragon~

now go get that village we talked about
~grins~

Dark Solnes wrote:

Urizen wrote:

Eric Swanson wrote:

Urizen wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Seems we missed alot... :\

Charge me guilty. Mac and I had ulterior motives in the background. ;)

Can't blame me, I was at another blog

Ayup. Mac and I had ... the hive mind going on. ;)

"Drow-Qaida" is in full effect. Now if only the 3rd was there...we would have owned.

Could've made it a quad. WR has an alter-ego that's uncannily similar to mine. ;)

I do believe you are correct sir, also I posted before you, therefor you are my clone

FREEDOM!!!

WILL NEVER BE YOURS ~WEG~

Lord President Moorluck wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

I decided that I would forgo my hiatus, and instead return to MY Kingdom..... branded. :D

And never doubt that it is my Kingdom, for am I not the Lord President?

But now that you're branded, you're overdue for a title expansion!

This expansion you speak of will cost you a sum equal to or greater than your rpg's Fair Market value.

Send me your money

Allow me to revise my statement:

<Shoots War-Bucks and Thing>

Boy am I glad I spent all your wonderful tax dollars on a cloak of displacement.

Studpuffin wrote:

I declare a PILLOW FIGHT!

*Whomps Urizen*

<Shoots Studpuffin>

Never bring a pillow to a gunfight!

<blows up LSA with a cluster bomb>

never bring a gun to a dog fight!

Lord Secretary War-Bucks wrote:

Solnes' First Alias wrote:

Solnes wrote:

lynora wrote:

Sorrow the Emo Fey wrote:

Urizen wrote:

The Seductress wrote:

You know, Dev hasn't ben around for awhile.

He's in Lyn's thread daily.

Well now I just want to cry!

Yeah, we seem to have corrupted him ;)

Send him back! I enjoyed flirting with him. Quit Hogging him! Unlike Mairk...he responded to my flirtations. :D

Nobody ever flirts with me.

Moorluck just scares the living ($h1t, Hell) out of me ;)

uhhh, he's standing right behind me isn't he

~Taps Warbucks on the shoulder.~

Nope. ;)

~runs away~

Solnes wrote:

lynora wrote:

Sorrow the Emo Fey wrote:

Urizen wrote:

The Seductress wrote:

You know, Dev hasn't ben around for awhile.

He's in Lyn's thread daily.

Well now I just want to cry!

Yeah, we seem to have corrupted him ;)

Send him back! I enjoyed flirting with him. Quit Hogging him! Unlike Mairk...he responded to my flirtations. :D

Nobody ever flirts with me.

Moorluck just scares the living ($h1t, Hell) out of me ;)

uhhh, he's standing right behind me isn't he

Hah, I'm at... about an hour left, and the class I'm in is one of those "working on something, make sure it's at least slightly related." And my project is on technology, so I have an excuse to be on my laptop.

yes another person in school, pretty soon college campus across the world will own the boards. Mmmmwwaaaaahhhhaaaaa!!!!!

LPM

gotta love going old school FAWTL

what, where is LPM? we must find him, let us use nature to find him, the coffers are getting a little dry,

~slips 1000 gold to the secretary of nature~
~send a couple nymphs and/or dryads to my place~

Woodraven wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Woodraven wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Woodraven wrote:

I need some BtTH

Yup. Me too.

but, but you have solnes

Not at this moment. I hate going more than an hour. :P

I can't wait till summer, bikinis, whcih will lead to BtTh

Speaking of summer, can you believe I came across my first snake of the year Monday? It's too friggin early for me to have to worry about those damn things!

Just keep it in your pants man. Poor Sharoth has been hit enough in the head.

Woodraven wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

So does anyone know if Teter is going to be at PaizoCon?

I think so. Last year I thought I read that all employees were there.

Exellent.

should we inform the Teter of you impending arriaval, sir?

If you want to see the kingdom, you must pay me. Unless you are either a cabinet member or the Lord President or the First Lady

Mine!

no mine

That's what she said

Hey Solnes, Moorluck don't forget I am planning on coming over late May. Looks like the clan is going to get spoiled ;)

the thread is acting up, we must continue

Noooooooooooooo! I don't want my vacation to be over!!!

Everybody run, heeeesssssssss baaaacccckkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!

Moorluck, I just have one thing to say

let me see Boeing good, Lockhead Martin good, IRS good. Which one is the no-no ;)

flash what are yu doing?

hey guys 2 weeks no red days, i get to post

Good news.

Now for the panic induced terror, The Moorluck clan is starting to infest the boards, quick someone get an exterminator

lynora wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Nap time was earlier people! Where did everyone go?

I'm here! It was give kid lecture about the importance of following the rules at school and keeping his hands to himself time.

Ahh, I know that one! :) The boy has actually been really good at school lately. We have found that he likes the principal alot, thinks he's a cool guy. So if Kellen is being good than he is allowed o go and do his work in with the principal for a while, just sitting and talking. Whick is funny, cause his Daddy used to do the same thing with the asst principal in middle school.

Run now people, there is another Moorluck, the world is doomed. How are you Solnes?

Xabulba wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

taig wrote:

Xabulba wrote:

Use special feat 'Brown shower' as an interupt.

And that's when the thread got closed, yer Honor.

Sometimes I wonder why they haven't shut us down before.

People read these posts?

How many times do I have to tell you people, I can't read! Every time you write the word "read" I'm reminded of my failings!! Have some pity!

Don't people realize that Solnes is the brains of the operation, Moorluck is just the distraction

GO shoeless one, we need more XP

Solnes, best wishes to you and

I thought they were made of pork, and/or black angus. mmmm hey Terran Dei, where are you I want some hamburgers

I'm in

I believe that we should give Gary a present for informing us of our great accomplishment.

Gary your present

even better

Yay!!! New page
and for all

Last will and Testament

New page?

Mac, they were in

So Solnes how were the fish sticks and tater tots

Boot to the head

What has been learned from this today?

new page yet?

nahh d10s make a better seal, or so I have heard ;)

is anybody here, Hellooooo Helloooo Helloooo

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Hmm...protecting my safety or providing my game products...

It's hard to know what to want in this situation. If David protects my safety, then I can enjoy my game products...but without my game products, there is no reason for me to be safe...

The eternal conundrum... let me know if a zen sollution presents itself.

use game products to keep you safe. d10s fit in a paintball barrel ;)

Go David Go Go Go
David be good

oh and for getting that far you need a gift of

Solnes and Lynora sorry to hear about your little ones. Solnes sounds like the spawnofmoorluck is a chip off the old block. If he doesn't shape up have moorluck

Congrats on the Geology grade.