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This video sucks.
Except my friend had to dress up like a girl in it.
"Passionately!" Heh, Heh, heh...


Sect wrote:
I forgot to ask: are we rolling for HP?

I did.


YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! WHoooOOoOOOoOoOoooOOO-*cough* *sputter*.


Sorry I didn't post, internet was out.


OK, fast hero it is! I'll have my character made and posted tonight. (if possible.)


Ooooooh! Can I join? I know the rules substantially well but I've never played halo. I do want to run a fast hero if no one else gets the slot.
Otherwise I'll run a smart hero.(And then after that a charismatic hero)


Dude Kender Thirteenth level Rogue 9/Mage/ 4

I'd almost given up on this thread.
Well OK, hope to return soon!


Dude Kender Thirteenth level Rogue 9/Mage/ 4

I've got a theory to where Grimcleaver went!
He went back to the Mother ship! But they don't have internet access because he forgot his laptop!
Mystery solved!


The "Things that suck" thread.


Dude Kender Thirteenth level Rogue 9/Mage/ 4

Oh well, I guess that's just the way things go sometimes...


When the internet gets cut for TWO WHOLE DAYS!


Dude Kender Thirteenth level Rogue 9/Mage/ 4

Fine, thanks. This campaign has died for a while hasn't it?.


Dude Kender Thirteenth level Rogue 9/Mage/ 4

OK, sorry I haven't been around internet was out...


Dude Kender Thirteenth level Rogue 9/Mage/ 4

Guys, I'm sorry. I just have to drop out of this campaign. I have too much stuff going on for me to manage three PbP campaigns. Sorry, just let someone else take my slot. Maybe someday I'll use Horace in in a campaign far away...


Dude Kender Thirteenth level Rogue 9/Mage/ 4

Oh crap, forgot to post! Am I still in? If so, I will post my character in A couple of hours. Say hello to a hypochondriac human fighter!


Dude Kender Thirteenth level Rogue 9/Mage/ 4

Oh crap! Deathly hallows is out!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
You took the words right out of my mouth Dreamweaver.


Taliesin Hoyle wrote:

Raspberry. Pursed lips with contempt blown through them.

Razzie awards. The anti oscars, where only one hollywood celeb has ever come to claim the prize. Halle Berry accepted her worst actress razzie for Catwoman.

No, I am not making this up.

I love the Razzie awards!


1. I made good catch with a frizbee, "Whatcha think dad, dexterity Thirteen?"
2. Assigning stats for the order of the stick characters.
3. I must've rolled a natural 20 on my spot check! (Left out of context)


Has no one read The Lost years of Merlin(By T.A. Barron)series?
That series rocks! Oh yeah, and Enders Game.
Oh, what the heck is razzed?


Dude Kender Thirteenth level Rogue 9/Mage/ 4

Hey Arctaris, Do you still remember the rules for hoopak noises?
Because I'm trying to unsettle them. (DC12 Will save to resist)


Dude Kender Thirteenth level Rogue 9/Mage/ 4

Booya! 22 initiative!(17+5=22)
"Hey, the door is opening!" He begins to run towards the door twirling his hoopak.
Thus making the unsettling noise.


Dude Kender Thirteenth level Rogue 9/Mage/ 4

Ooh, ooh, I want to join! Gimmie, gimmie! I don't know what I'll run so I will just talk to you about that on Tuesday. I'm on the list suckers!


Okay, my brother gave me a tip to throw the other ball as it reaches it's climax. I can actually juggle now.


Dude Kender Thirteenth level Rogue 9/Mage/ 4

Boeler tries to get out of sight by staying behind the taller people.
He walks forward eagerly awaiting what he might see.


Dude Kender Thirteenth level Rogue 9/Mage/ 4

Damn, didn't make the check.
Scrumble turns around. "where?!"


I'm using the "figure it out your self method" and it seems to be working out fine. And I've been practicing for about 9 hours now.


I just started learning to juggle today and I can get a few sets in but am still not very good.(Though I do expect this as it is my first day.)
Does any one have any tips?


Lathiira wrote:

PC Name: Hilo Shadowalker

Race: Kender
Class: Handler (thief)
Level: 15
Circumstances: Party chases priestess of Shar through underground catacombs and takes wrong turn. They find the current lair of the tarrasque and wake it up. Instead of running, they decided to fight the thing. Kender gets left arm ripped off by sharpness bite on 2nd round. Following round, the tarrasque gets another solid critical and I rule he's now even smaller than before and gets swallowed whole (based on idea that a T-rex can swallow whole, and the kender's getting attacked by something even bigger). Some acid damage kills kender in its stomach. Party wizard does favorite PC stunt of all time to try to save the little wretch and puts up Otiluke's Resilient Sphere, taunts the tarrasque, and gets it to swallow him whole. Uses old-school wand of conjuration to put up a prismatic sphere in its belly. When tarrasque is wished to death, erupts from stomach. Finds kender bones amidst gore.

Campaign: Homebrew Forgotten Realms, 2nd ed.

That...

Is SO gross!


Dude Kender Thirteenth level Rogue 9/Mage/ 4

I'm back. Thanks for rolling badly for me.(kidding)
He, he, Mosquito...


Dude Kender Thirteenth level Rogue 9/Mage/ 4

Dang, you guys are are slow! I'm back so I can start posting again. Whoohoo!


As I said in the other thread, I am very willing to play.
I do have experience in 2nd edition as it was the first edition I played.


Dude Kender Thirteenth level Rogue 9/Mage/ 4

I won't be able to post for a week be cause I'll be in Albuquerque.
Crap, that means that there is only two people who can effectively post now...


Dude Kender Thirteenth level Rogue 9/Mage/ 4

Ach! I can't post for a week because I'm going to be in Albuquerque. Go ahead and NPC (If that's okay) me for a while.


I don't see how this thread just keeps going...


Fatespinner wrote:
Doug Sundseth wrote:
I did notice the age, which affected the tone of my reply. But I think it's particularly important to call children on these sorts of comments. I would hope that my son would never do this, but if he did, I'd also hope someone would demonstrate that casual bigotry does not go unchallenged.
A noble stance on such matters. I agree.

Wow, should have figured that comment would go up for dispute...

Anyway, one last note on the subject.
I do speak from partly from the stereotypical Cristian standpoint (that D&D is satanic) and also partly from experience.
I actually know a Cristian who is quite a good D&D player and apologize if anyone was offended. (my age should not be put into question as I actually like to argue with adults)


The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
My parents raised me on the original Grimm's Fairy Tales. It...um...scared my kindergarten teacher that I kept 'correcting' the Disney versions of the stories. In fact, I scared just about everyone. I still do...

Those stories are great...

Anyway I've been playing since I was five and nothing has ever really bothered me about it. I'm almost thirteen now and I don't think you really need to "tone it down" unless you're playing with some catholic Christians or something (which you would probably want to avoid).


Dude Kender Thirteenth level Rogue 9/Mage/ 4
Mothman wrote:

We have a kender?

OMG....

Oh well, welcome aboard

Heh heh heh heh...

This is going to be sweet!


Dude Kender Thirteenth level Rogue 9/Mage/ 4

Taken!
Sent!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Dude Kender Thirteenth level Rogue 9/Mage/ 4

Oh arctarrrrris! I'm waiting!


Ea-ut Smurf Foooo-ulls


WTF? smurf.


I have the old books and would be more than willing to play, but I would have to use Play by post Because I don't have access to any of the other stuff.


Dude Kender Thirteenth level Rogue 9/Mage/ 4

Where did everybody go? We were getting like 10 posts a day before!


Heh, we have a player like that. any time you try to interact with her character she tries to bite, kick, stab etc...


My sister was running a 3rd level fighter who kept rolling twenties(and then would roll like a 28 upon confirmation)on some weak orcs with 4 hit points then would do somewhere around 36 damage. Orc chowder.


Well uh, that's really gross.


I just thought it might be funny to hear some of the ways People use their characters. So here is an example of my own: I have a half-orc who kills monsters by grappling them (+8) with a spiked gauntlet and then punching then in the head with a dagger. It does a minimum of ten damage!


A kobold walked in to a tavern one day and asked the bartender, "got any grapes?" He said "no". The next day the same kobold walked in, "got any grapes? " The bartender replied "no, why would I have any?" So for the next week every day the kobold would walk in and say "got any grapes?"
On the Eighth day he walked in and before he could ask the bartender interupted, "No I don't have any grapes and if you ask me one more time I'll nail your lips to the floor!" The kobold calmly replied, got any nails? The bartender said, "Well, no." To which the kobold said, "good."
"Got any grapes?"


Dude Kender Thirteenth level Rogue 9/Mage/ 4
Crimson Conquest DM wrote:
We appreciate both the update and your increased frequency of posts. Hopefully the Thu-Mon thing is just for this week, right?

Yeah, just this week.


Dude Kender Thirteenth level Rogue 9/Mage/ 4

I'm back early!
But from Thursday till Monday I'm totally taken, I may be able to get a post in but no promises. Peace.


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