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Hallucinogenic Fever Dream wrote:

ALL THESE SQUARES MAKE A CIRCLE.

ALL THESE SQUARES MAKE A CIRCLE.

ALL THESE SQUARES MAKE A CIRCLE.

A FLAT CIRCLE.

AND THAT ONE'S STILL GREEN!!!

Tacticslion wrote:

Yeah, lord devours is all, sometimes.

"Life." Also "Us."

"Yeah, life devours us all, sometimes."

Dang it, Autocorrect.

>:I

NO, YOU HAD IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Just a Mort wrote:

How do you feel about people watching you sleep?

Who are you and how did you get into my house?

I am everywhere and nowhere.

I WAS ALREADY HERE.

Scintillae wrote:

Walked past the Rainbow discussing tactics in the hall.

...why can't I get them that focused on English class?!

Because English is an NPC class and it has unimpressive class abilities?

BOY. YOU CLEARLY HAVE NOT GOTTEN A GOOD LOOK AT MY ABILITIES.

TOZ wrote:

The Goal Of All Life Is Death! CRY OF THE BANSHEE!

Oh my God, do I cry

MYYYEEEEAAAAHH

BUT HE IS ALREADY HERE.

Lissa Guillet wrote:

Fawtl is one of the few threads you can literally come in at any time and still have about as much idea of whats going on as if you'd read the whole thread. It is magic.

Something is going on? Where? Where is it? ~pauses~ It is right behind me, isn't it? ~~peeks~ It is!!!! RUN AWAY!!! RUN AWAY!!! ~runs~

THERE IS NO ESCAPE. I AM ALREADY HERE.

Dwayne Dibbley wrote:

Winter is coming.

It is already here.

I AM ALREADY HERE.

YOU CANNOT ESCAPE ME. I AM ALREADY HERE.

HOW COULD YOU EVER THINK TO ESCAPE ME

WHEN I AM ALREADY HERE?

*eats multiverses for breakfast*

Evil Midnight Lurker wrote:

Neil Spicer wrote:

Othniel Edden wrote:

Are Heldren and Waldsby so similarly arranged on purpose?

Yes. That was something purposeful Rob and I talked about in development. I wanted the two towns to be eerily, uncannily similar (all the way down to some of the inhabitants)...and yet, strikingly different at the same time, because of the contrast between Irrisen and Taldor...almost like some layer of witchcraft had contrived all that the coincidence. A little something to creep out the players, while also giving them a chance to find something familiar and destiny-driven about their role in the adventure path.

...Is this going to continue through the AP? Will there be similar towns in furthest Iobaria, winter-bound Triaxus, and this-isn't-even-the-same-galactic-supercluster Siberia? All with statues apparently chiseled by the same sculptor, maybe of the same subject?

Because yikes.

Interwoven are these same few strands of destiny, fate, liberation, repetition...

YOU ARE ALREADY HERE.

Lord English wrote:

Scintillae wrote:

English is the PC (read: murder hobo) of linguistics.

I AM NOT A 'HOBO'.

Don't you generally travel from world to world without a place you call home?

SILENCE!

English is the PC (read: murder hobo) of linguistics.

I AM NOT A 'HOBO'.

YOUR QUANTUM SKIRMISHES AND HAPHAZARD CATAPULTING THROUGH THE VOIDS OF SPACE ARE MEANINGLESS. CEASE ALL THIS SCAMPERING ABOUT.

DID YOU THINK YOU COULD ESCAPE A TRUE LORD OF TIME? I AM, AND HAVE ALWAYS BEEN, ALREADY HERE!

YOU CANNOT HAVE WON. BECAUSE I WAS ALREADY HERE.

IT WAS, AND WILL BE AGAIN.

Overused meme in bold font.

I RELOCATED IT. I WAS BORED.

Lord English wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Lord Fyre wrote:

Irnk, Dead-Eye's Prodigal wrote:

Initiating Mikaze Countdown.

T-minus...

Mikaze is already here.

*Ahem*

Ambiguous reference time.
But Irnk, even with his keen goblin vision, does not have the perceptional luxuries of our vision omnipresent.
Irnk couldn't know that the countdown is essentially a formality.
The inbred demon is already here.

*AIMS CANE*

Oh good Kurtulmak please tell me magic is real.

*Gets out a scroll and teleports away*
Oh hey it is.

*APPEARS BEHIND KOBOLD*

YOU. STOP ALL THIS SCURRYING ABOUT.

Lord Fyre wrote:

Irnk, Dead-Eye's Prodigal wrote:

Initiating Mikaze Countdown.

T-minus...

Mikaze is already here.

*Ahem*

Ambiguous reference time.
But Irnk, even with his keen goblin vision, does not have the perceptional luxuries of our vision omnipresent.
Irnk couldn't know that the countdown is essentially a formality.
The inbred demon is already here.

*AIMS CANE*

Lord Fyre wrote:

Irnk, Dead-Eye's Prodigal wrote:

Initiating Mikaze Countdown.

T-minus...

Mikaze is already here.

I have always been here

I APPROVE OF YOUR METHODS.

Worries about time line continuity...

I ALREADY HAVE THIS UNDER CONTROL.

James Jacobs wrote:

Stratagemini wrote:

If a Mad Scientist Kidnapped you at gunpoint and Forced you to go back in time with his time machine and change one historical event, which would it be? and how would you change it?

Ooof.... just one?

And can I do ANYTHING? Like, oh, I don't know... deflect the asteroid or whatever that killed the dinosaurs?

AKA: For the sake of humanity, someone else with this wish should be prepared to go back in time and prevent me from saving the dinosaurs...

No need. If you save the dinos, you won't have existed, and so won't be able to save the dinos.

Time Travel: You're Doing It Wrong.

Celestial Healer wrote:

What happens on June 7?

I believe that's the date the PMG has planned to openly declare himself the Digital Overlord of all humanity. On that day, he'll unleash an army of robotic minions to act as our overseers, directing us in what will soon become our routine - eat, sleep, work. All other considerations, such as leisure time, will be a thing of the past for all but a select few collaborators who will live lives of hedonistic luxury. I guess we all know who's side Taig is coming out on.

THERE IS NO ESCAPE.

THEY ARE ALREADY HERE.

I am the shadow on the moon at night
Filling your dreams to the brim with fright

THEY'RE COMING FOR OUR POSTS!

WE ARE NOT COMING.

WE ARE ALREADY HERE.

Br@in wrote:

Tomorrow, we'll be in uncharted territory!

We already are!

WE ARE ALREADY HERE.