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Mia tells Lily and Scripio to cut it out.

Lily with the Blonde Hair sticks her tongue out at Mia.

Having lost interest in the negotiations, Lily steps up to the figure and pokes him in the leg to test his incorporeality. "So you're a ghost huh? Can you even be touched? How long have you been here?"

Now...

"Oh!" Mitzi exclaims, startled by the speaking statue. "Um ... we ... oh, it's not the statue speaking." She conjures a slender tree to protect her companions, just in case, then stammers "We ... we're supposed to be here. Our ... superiors have granted legal authorization for us to catalog and collect everything in this vault." She looks awkwardly at one of the sprites. "Right, Lily?"

Lily with the Blonde Hair takes her cue and attempts to overwhelm the figure with information.

"Indeed. Although that's not entirely true. We're here as agents of the executor to catalog, but not collect, the effects of one..." Lily with the Blonde Hair pauses for a moment and pulls out a scroll and checks it before returning it to her belt pouch. ...Shimia Renveld, in order properly determine the nature of the deceased's assets for distribution to the relevant parties. Specifically we are to note items of historical and cultural significance. Of the minor items of little significance we are authorized to requisition as part of our fee although we are required to catalog these as well should the executor determine that said items are to remain with the remainder of the collection." She shakes her head sadly at Mitzi. "We do not have carte blanche to gather the entirety of this vault. Merely the few inconsequentials that are deemed unimportant."

She turns to the ghostly figure. "Please excuse my underling. She's still in training. It's so hard to get good help these days. I gather you are in charge of the late Shimia Renveld's belongings? I must say I'm rather disappointed at the state of this vault. There are oozes running rampant, malfunctioning mechanoids and a beetle infestation. I realize that this place has seen little use in the last few centuries but this really is disgraceful." She looks the figure up and down and sighs. "Although I suppose your semi-tangible state does make it difficult to perform routine maintenance."

deception: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (5) + 10 = 15
HP reroll
deception: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (6) + 10 = 16

Lily with the Blonde Hair does have expert deception for the purposes of follow the expert.

Earlier...

Lily with the Blonde Hair dusts her hands off and hops atop the chest of the large mechanoid. She smirks and puffs out her chest as she gloats over her kill.

"That oughtta teach you a lesson. I bet you'll think twice about being a ridiculous giant metal clompstomper."

Lily moves to the doorway and giggles gleefully as she calls down a bolt of lightning at the big metal person. "Take that you ugly metal clompstomper!"

thunderstrike vs blue, reflex with -1 circumstance penalty DC18, electrical, sonic: 1d12 + 1d4 ⇒ (4) + (2) = 6

◆ stride, ◆◆ cast thunderstrike

thunderstrike

"Oh there's the key. I'll get it." Lily with the Blonde Hair heads towards the key but pauses for a moment and frowns at Shimmer's words. "What do you mean? I don't see anything except that mechanical man over there. I think he's sleeping." She looks around the room apprehensively.

Lily give the bug one last squish.

live wire: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (6) + 8 = 14
damage, slashing, electrical: 1d4 + 1d4 ⇒ (2) + (2) = 4

"Better safe than sorry."

Lily with the Blonde Hair smirks at Scripio and magically conjures a functional 'whip'. She then pulls out her sprite-sized dagger and offers it to the goblin.

cast live wire vs blue: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (14) + 8 = 22
damage, slashing, electrical: 1d4 + 1d4 ⇒ (4) + (4) = 8

◆◆ cast live wire, ◆ draw weapon

"Cockroaches aren't supposed to be made out of paper. This is silly."

"Ugh! No way. I don't want any of that gross slime. Are you crazy or something? Anyway if I want to add color I can just use magic. Like this." The tiny faerie gestures and blue and green highlights form among her blonde locks.

Lily with the Blonde Hair hides once again before popping out and lashing out with her lightning whip. "Ha! Take that you icky rainbow slime thingy."

Stealth +7
live wire: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (18) + 8 = 26
damage, slashing, electrical: 1d4 + 1d4 ⇒ (2) + (4) = 6

◆ Hide, ◆◆ cast live wire

live wire

It's probably immune to crits so if that is a crit then it won't take double damage but it is subject to the 1d4 persistent electrical damage.

stealth, hide: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (7) + 7 = 14
flat check DC5: 1d20 ⇒ 18
needle darts vs red: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (13) + 8 = 21
damage, piercing: 3d4 ⇒ (4, 4, 3) = 11

Hides behind the door and rubs her eyes in an attempt to clear her vision. Frustrated at her lack of success, she leans around the corner and gestures at one of the blobs. The dagger on her belt bursts into dozens of needle-sharp shards shoot our at her target before returning and reforming as her dagger once again.

◆ Hide, ◆◆ cast needle darts

needle darts

@GM Tiger--Technically stealth is a secret check but since I'm just hiding for a moment to hopefully make the target flat footed I just went ahead and rolled to keep things moving. If you would rather keep it a secret check in this sort of situation please feel free to roll. Lily's stealth is +7

"Ewww! Don't touch it! Gross! I don't like it. Get it away."

Lily decides the best defense is a good offence and blasts the nearest oil slick before ducking behind the door.

live wire vs closest slick: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (3) + 8 = 11
damage, slashing, electricity: 1d4 + 1d4 ⇒ (1) + (2) = 3

live wire

◆◆ cast live wire, ◆ step

Are those large oil slicks monsters?

"Eeeww! Gross! What are those icky things? Whatever they are I don't like them."

Lily with the Blonde Hair creates an electrified whip and strikes at the nearest blob before fluttering out of the door.

live wire vs pink: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (5) + 7 = 12
damage electrical, slashing: 1d4 + 1d4 ⇒ (3) + (2) = 5

◆◆ Cast live wire, ◆ fly
live wire

"Ugh!" Lily with the Blonde Hair sighs deeply at the thought of such boring work begins half-heartedly assisting with the cataloguing. Her eyes light up at the discovery of the scrolls.

"Oooohh! Mine!" She quickly snatches them up and flies to a high shelf to examine her prize.

I'm pretty sure Lily is the only one capable of using those scrolls.

Once Mia has healed everyone's wounds, Lily with the Blonde Hair rolls her eyes in frustration at Scipio and Mitzi's conflicting directions and with a dismissive flip of her hair heads off in a counter-clockwise direction.

"Spiders are pretty stupid. I bet this works. Hey ugly! Watch this!"

She shouts to get the spider's attention then pretends to throw something at it.

deception, create a diversion: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (9) + 10 = 19

Once the spider's attention is diverted by the imaginary projectile she blasts it with more metal shards.

needle darts: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (10) + 8 = 18
damage, piercing: 3d4 + 1 ⇒ (1, 1, 2) + 1 = 5

◆ Create a diversion, ◆◆ cast needle darts

"Get away you icky spider! Shoo!"

Lily with the Blonde Hair attempts to frighten one of the spiders away but ends up shooting it with a multitude of sharp needles.

intimidate, demoralize vs blue: 1d20 + 8 - 4 ⇒ (8) + 8 - 4 = 12

needle darts vs blue: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (15) + 8 = 23
damage, piercing: 3d4 ⇒ (2, 4, 3) = 9

"Eeew! Spiders! Icky!"

Lily with the Blonde Hair ponders what she knows about spiders then decides it doesn't matter that much and she blasts them with acid.

Recall knowledge vs green. Lily has Nature +4

caustic blast acid damage vs white and green DC18 reflex save: 1d8 ⇒ 4

◆ Recall knowledge, ◆◆ cast caustic blast

Lily's cantrip is the green box. It hits green and white and might also harm some of the web.

Lily with the Blonde Hair frowns as Shimmer begins to glow. She gestures and a light breeze blows her hair dramatically as she, too, begins to emit a warm golden light. "Hmf! Novice indeed!"

I changed Lily's marching order a bit in order to better provide light to the party. As a tiny creature she can share space with small or medium creatures so she will share a space with Mitzi.

Shimmer responds politely in Fey.

** spoiler omitted **

"Sorry, it's Shimmer," she answers Mitzi, "I don't think I said. I'm a pretty experienced field agent now, yes. I've never met this girl before, though. She must be a novice."
Friendly smile.

"Novice!" Lily practically screeches in outrage, only settling down somewhat when Venture-Captain Ambrus Valsin begins his briefing. She sits off to the side and seethes.

society: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (8) + 6 = 14

Lily is very much a 'mean girl.' I'm trying to keep it relatively tame but if anyone feels like I'm going too far please let me know and I'll dial it back.

For anyone familiar with my character Meadow, as a child she was frequently bullied by Lily with the Blonde Hair.

Youtube link to hear Lily's vocal inspiration

Lily with the Blonde Hair wrote:

A pretty blonde sprite flutters in. Her face distorts in undisguised revulsion at Mia's melting features. "Eeeew! That's disgusting! What's wrong with your face?"

"I ... got cursed. A little."

"Well it looks awful. You should do something about it." Lily flips her long hair dismissively and turns to whisper to Shimmer.

"Ugh! Bidh na cliuimeachstomich seo gu bhith cha mhòr gun fheum. Tha am fear sin a' bruidhinn ri flùraichean, tha am fear sin a' leaghadh air falbh agus tha an goblin...gu math a bharrachd air a bhith gobliny. Is e seo an rud as miosa.?"

Dunno how many Soup has but I have 2 glyphs.

A pretty blonde sprite flutters in. Her face distorts in undisguised revulsion at Mia's melting features. "Eeeew! That's disgusting! What's wrong with your face?" She sighs and rolls her eyes dismissively. "Just when I thought I've seen everything you big people go and be even more gross."