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I ...have sinned more than I thought. Goddess, punish me as needed ...though I do hope it ends soon.

Any true wise quarter would have caused the gnome to evaporate by now.

"The human baby creatures seem well in hand. Can we not finish this arbitrary assemblage of tasks?"

Speak for yourself, dwarf.

Goddess, is this how it dies? Does he take laborious human children with him? Please do not tease me any further, Goddess.

"This must be hazing. How dreadful."

"Books!"

"Very well."

Goddess, do not tease me so!

Alliver moves forward next to a crate and fires on the U10 rat. attack: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (18) + 4 = 22
damage: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7

He asked of the human female's weight. The DIABOLIST human female. Just keep looking out the door. She'll do Pharasma's work.

Alliver walks in. "Ahhh, excellent. You have ...the object. Yes. I shall ...watch the door?"

Alliver waits patiently outside.

I really don't ask that much of you, Goddess. Just this one gnome.

"Mmmmm, yes. Ticco, join them in the boat. I will keep solemn watch from here." Pharasma, let the gnome drown.

"Mmm, yes. This does not seem ...quite on the level?"

Knowledge Engineering: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (12) + 8 = 20 Alliver examines the boat as well.

I'm still very much in but will be on a lake sans computer this weekend. Everyone enjoy!

Alliver enters as well.

"I do so hope our second imp will be more pleasant than the first, yes?"

"I dare say our work here is done. Unless any of you have any desire to prolong our stay here ..." Alliver's deep, froggy voice trails off as he exits the room.

Alliver casts Sanctuary tries to take the box.

Gotcha boss, sorry.

Sorry guys, errand day.

"I suppose it is an it after all. Evil thing."

Alliver takes out his bow and shoots. shoot: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (17) + 4 = 21; damage hopefully: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

"Tsk." Alliver tries to identify the creature and the device.
Know Engineering: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (10) + 8 = 18
Perception: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9
Healing: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (13) + 5 = 18
Know Planar: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (16) + 8 = 24
Know Religion: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (19) + 8 = 27
Know Arcana: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (16) + 8 = 24
Know Nature: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (11) + 8 = 19
Know Local: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (15) + 4 = 19

"Human, I have no intention of doing any such thing. I simply see no logical reason to converse with the Paracountess at present."

Alliver merely raises and eyebrow and turns to the room.

"You referred to your ...servant as an 'it.' Is ...'it' not humanoid?"

Alliver wonders if he knows anything about these people or this situation. knowledge local: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (19) + 4 = 23

"Yes, I'm certain that your people are the ones finally to not be tricked by infernal powers beyond their ken."

"Diabolists run the government. The people themselves are like other humans, essentially."

Pharasma grant me patience, it's a gnome. A gnome with efreeti blood. Alliver's sigh is very audible.

That out of the way ..."Greetings, compatriots and fellow pathfinders. I am Alliver, Priest of Pharasma. Shall we?"

"That's Alliver, ahem."

Alliver catches sight of the firearm. Fascinating. To carry such destructive capabilities so casually ...though, in truth, we all have destructive abilities in some way. Is a wizard less dangerous than a pistol?

A thin Elven man takes his time, inspecting each food item carefully. He smells, squeezes, and even listens to them. He then looks at it ...studying it. Every item is selected with such careful precision.

As an elementary school teacher, I can tell you "adolescent child with a penchant for arson" is redundant. ;)

Woohoo! My first Paizo.com campaign. I promise to BRING it with the role-playing.

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