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Hmm I thought I would be upset losing ownership of the thread, but I'm not because I am awesome. Besides, I do not believe anyone has "ownership" of this thread it was freed by me many posts ago and shall remain free forever more! But seriously, that 2000th post was supposed to be mine :-(.

I thought you would use to failure by now...

Leafar the Lost wrote:

Gruumash . wrote:

Now Now Doodlebug don't be getting a mean nasty with June Cleaver.

#1: I am not Doodlebug.

#2: We are way past mean nasty...

Is this your way of coming on to me? Because it's working.

If I were the last man on Earth, I wouldn't even let you in line...

Now Now Doodlebug don't be getting a mean nasty with June Cleaver.

#1: I am not Doodlebug.

This thread smells like cheese.

You smell like cheese...

Leafar the Lost wrote:

THIS IS MY THREAD!!!!!!! IT WAS MEANT FOR ONE POST, NOT OVER 2,000!!!!! YOU HAVE ALL DOOMED THE WORLD!!!!!!! I COULD STOP THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!! DON'T YOU SEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No, it's not. It's Gruumashs thread now. And before that it had been JMD031 for a time, since he turned it into a rants thread. Do try to keep up, will you?

Now, first to reach 3000 gets to be the next thread owner. I hope it's me.

No...

THIS IS MY THREAD!!!!!!! IT WAS MEANT FOR ONE POST, NOT OVER 2,000!!!!! YOU HAVE ALL DOOMED THE WORLD!!!!!!! I COULD STOP THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!! DON'T YOU SEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There are religions out there that accept gays as being OK, so a gay person with free will can just follow one of those open minded faiths.

Leafar the Lost wrote:

When we are resurrected in the Realm Beyond Time we will not need eggs or any type of food....

Um, Master, can we eat, you know, for fun? Because I was kind of hoping there'd still be frozen pizzas in The Realm Beyond Time.

Yes, we will still be able to eat for fun..

I don't understand why you continue to insist you and Doodlebug are not one and the same person just seperate personalities.

I really don't understand why you insist on saying that I am Doodlebug. I really don't get that. Also, stop posting on this thread or your soul is mine....

The Catholic Church's teaching on homosexuality is often widely misunderstood by the general public, even though it has been clearly explained in the Pastoral Letter to Homosexuals, published in 1986 by the Congregation for the Doctrine of Faith, and in the Catechism of the Catholic Church, in paragraphs 2357 to 235. This is due, it seems, to the interpretation given to the Church's statement that homosexual acts are "intrinsically disordered."

One must note that the Church's concern rests on freely consensual acts and not on a tendency or inclination. To have a tendency or inclination does not involve the moral order. It is neither morally good nor morally wrong.

As for the word disordered, which is borrowed from classical morality, it is used to describe a general behaviour held to be deviant in relation to the moral norm. The norm considered here is that sexual relations are carried out by two people of opposite sex. Therefore when the Church speaks about homosexuality as an "objective disorder", it is speaking not of the tendency but of genital acts between people of the same sex.

The church recognizes the dignity of all persons and neither defines nor catalogues them according to their sexual orientation. As the Congregation for the Doctrine of Faith mentions, "every person has a fundamental identity: the creature of God, and by grace his child and heir to eternal life." All human beings are precious in God's eyes. The love that one person has for another is a gift from God and implies observance of his law by all people regardless of their sexual orientation. Everyone must move towards an ideal, even if it is only gradually attained. (Cf. Familiaris Consortio, 34).

The Church is consistent with its doctrine in affirming the dignity of homosexuals. The Church has always taught that the sexual (genital) expression of love is found, according to God's plan of creation, uniquely in marriage, that is, in the permanent union between a man and a woman. Consequently, the Church can in no way put a homosexual partnership on the same footing as a heterosexual marriage. Finally, the sexual (genital) expression of love must allow for the eventual creation of new life. For these reasons, the Church does not approve of homosexual genital acts.

By its mission, the Catholic Church is called to present in every age a demanding vision and ethic of marriage and sexuality. The Church is however conscious that its teaching can sometimes be difficult to put into practise. Also, when faced with failures, the Church must exercise its pastoral sense: it cannot reject those who are confronted with failures, but should help bring them to a better understanding and acceptance of the doctrine given to it by God.

The church recognizes and defends the human rights of each person. However, it cannot recognize as part of these rights the fulfilment of acts that are morally wrong. All persons have the basic human right to be treated by individuals and society with dignity, respect and justice regardless of their behaviour. For sure, the homosexual community is not an exception to this; it has a particular right to pastoral care from the Church.

This will be post 1,960 of a thread that I wanted to have exactly 1 post! I want to make it very clear that if this thread reaches 2,000 posts, and I will become very upset. I am not just saying that because I secretly want this thread to reach 2,000 posts. NO!

Each post on this thread is like throwing garbage on the front lawn of my mansion. One of them anyway. It is like throwing your shoes at me, which is the worst possible insult in the Middle East. You directly defy me each time you post! Even thought the world is ending on December 21, 2012, and He is returning, yes, I now once again ORDER all of you to stop posting on this thread!

WHAT PART OF THAT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?!?!?!?!

When we are resurrected in the Realm Beyond Time we will not need eggs or any type of food....

There is no right to privacy in the Constitution! The Constitution, many esteemed judges have said, is a living document. But it does not live in a cage in the basement of the Supreme Court building, behind a door marked "Authorized Personnel Only." If the American people want a constitutional right to privacy, it is in their power to create one.

Bush on the Constitution: 'It's just a goddamned piece of paper'

Capital Hill Blue/DOUG THOMPSON | December 9 2005

Last month, Republican Congressional leaders filed into the Oval Office to meet with President George W. Bush and talk about renewing the controversial USA Patriot Act.

Several provisions of the act, passed in the shell shocked period immediately following the 9/11 terrorist attacks, caused enough anger that liberal groups like the American Civil Liberties Union had joined forces with prominent conservatives like Phyllis Schlafly and Bob Barr to oppose renewal.

GOP leaders told Bush that his hardcore push to renew the more onerous provisions of the act could further alienate conservatives still mad at the President from his botched attempt to nominate White House Counsel Harriet Miers to the Supreme Court.

“I don’t give a goddamn,” Bush retorted. “I’m the President and the Commander-in-Chief. Do it my way.”

“Mr. President,” one aide in the meeting said. “There is a valid case that the provisions in this law undermine the Constitution.”

“Stop throwing the Constitution in my face,” Bush screamed back. “It’s just a goddamned piece of paper!”

I’ve talked to three people present for the meeting that day and they all confirm that the President of the United States called the Constitution “a goddamned piece of paper.”

And, to the Bush Administration, the Constitution of the United States is little more than toilet paper stained from all the shit that this group of power-mad despots have dumped on the freedoms that “goddamned piece of paper” used to guarantee.

Attorney General Alberto Gonzales, while still White House counsel, wrote that the “Constitution is an outdated document.”

Put aside, for a moment, political affiliation or personal beliefs. It doesn’t matter if you are a Democrat, Republican or Independent. It doesn’t matter if you support the invasion or Iraq or not. Despite our differences, the Constitution has stood for two centuries as the defining document of our government, the final source to determine – in the end – if something is legal or right.

Every federal official – including the President – who takes an oath of office swears to “uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States."

Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia says he cringes when someone calls the Constitution a “living document.”

“"Oh, how I hate the phrase we have—a 'living document,’” Scalia says. “We now have a Constitution that means whatever we want it to mean. The Constitution is not a living organism, for Pete's sake.”

As a judge, Scalia says, “I don't have to prove that the Constitution is perfect; I just have to prove that it's better than anything else.”

President Bush has proposed seven amendments to the Constitution over the last five years, including a controversial amendment to define marriage as a “union between a man and woman.” Members of Congress have proposed some 11,000 amendments over the last decade, ranging from repeal of the right to bear arms to a Constitutional ban on abortion.

Scalia says the danger of tinkering with the Constitution comes from a loss of rights.

“We can take away rights just as we can grant new ones,” Scalia warns. “Don't think that it's a one-way street.”

And don’t buy the White House hype that the USA Patriot Act is a necessary tool to fight terrorism. It is a dangerous law that infringes on the rights of every American citizen and, as one brave aide told President Bush, something that undermines the Constitution of the United States.

But why should Bush care? After all, the Constitution is just “a goddamned piece of paper.”

Um, Master, did you actually read that drivel?

First, it doesn't actually say "Leafar the Loved" it says "the Leaf King." Now that sounds like you to me, and I bet it sounds like you to you, too, but, c'mon, really, who has ever called you The Leaf King before?

Second, although it mentions a One True Lord, which you are, it also mentions a bunch of other so-called godlings like Aroden and a reference to Pharasma and other crap. You, my Lord and Master, are a jealous god and there shall be none but you!

Third, "a tide of goblinflesh" ?!? Since when does the End Times require "a tide of goblinflesh"?!?

There is but one Leafar the Loved and Doodlebug Anklebiter is His prophet and, I'm afraid to say, AM HELLKNIGHT is a blasphemin' heretic and shall be punished!

There are many sides to me, my Acolyte, and you may stand by one of them when He returns and the End Times begin. Of course, the Anti-Christ is yet to be named...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

And upon the dawn, his eyes blood, a tide of goblinflesh driven before him with the receding darkness, the Leaf King spake the first seven words of the End Times. With him, Szuriel, Apollyon, Trelmarixian and Charon, heralding the One True Lord. In his hand, the rusted symbol of Aroden, his spent strength the footstep of Oblivion.

I looked upon the field and wept, and my tears were droplets upon a salty sea. And in their hoary lairs beyond the stars the Old Ones stirred in recognition as the lieutenants of the gods took up their weapons to take part in the coming battle.

"Against such, what can men do?" I cried out, and the Prince of Darkness laughed. The Lady of Graves touched my shoulder. "There is always an End."

-- From the Collected Prophecies of Signifier Cadmus, Order of the Godclaw

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Yes, my Hellknight, you will be by my side when the End Times come, and He returns! You have wisdom from beyond the grave...

The wicked will go down to the grave. This is the fate of all the nations who ignore Leafar! Book of Leafar 9:17

YHWH

All praise Leafar!

And, Leafar, if you could look at my thread about Alex Jones and Prometheus in the Movies Threads...I was just wondering what the official Church of Leafar position on the Illumanati's gene-splicing Charles Darwin into Aliens was?

The Church of Leafar supports scientific research of all kinds. We would have no problem with scientists gene-splicing anything into anyone. However, I have a personal problem with the Illumanati, so we would be against whatever they are doing.

ALL HAIL THE GOLDEN GOD.

"I SET MYSELF ON FIRE BECAUSE I USED TO FOLLOW THE LEAFEAR PERSONA OF DOODLEBUG ANKLEBITER WHEN I FOUND OUT I WAS LIVING A LIE I SET MYSELF ON FIRE IN SHAME.'

YOU ARE NOT WORTHY TO WORSHIP ME, STRAWMAN! THE GOLDEN "FALSE" GOD WILL FALL JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!

Census data released this week confirmed what we already knew: Detroit is dying. It’s just happening much faster than we thought. From 2000 to 2010, Detroit lost a quarter of its population; 273,500 people. According to news reports, local officials are stunned, including Mayor Dave Bing, who wants a recount.

After New Orleans, which lost 29 percent of its population in the wake of Hurricane Katrina, Detroit’s 25 percent loss is the largest percentage drop in the history of an American city with more than 100,000 people. Just ten years ago, Detroit was the tenth largest city in the country. Demographers at the Brookings Institute now believe it might have fallen all the way to 18th, with just 713,777 people. That’s the smallest it’s been since 1910, just before the automotive boom brought millions of well-paid jobs and turned Detroit into the Motor City. It’s hard to imagine, but up until 1950, Detroit was the fourth biggest city in America. In 1960, it had the highest per-capita income in the U.S.

While the complete 2010 U.S. Census data won’t be released until Thursday, enough of it is available to see which other cities were big losers in the first decade of the 21st century: Cleveland lost 17%, Cincinnati lost 10.4%, Pittsburgh lost 8.6%, Toledo lost 8.4% See a trend? Looks like more of the same as the American Rust Belt continues to fade.

~Freakonomics, 03/23/2011, 1:17 pm

I have absolute proof evolution is a lie! If evolution is true and the earth is 4.6 billion years old why is there no recorded history before 4000 BC. Obviously because there was no history! Researchers say 1 of the 7000 languages on earth disappear every 2 weeks. Clearly the mechanism that created these languages should still be working and the languages shouldnt disappear! Why is this happening? Humans went from writing on stones to computers in 4500 years, why then didn't humans invent computers 4.6 billion years ago?

Romney 2012!

"Ah put Strawman you choose to set yourself on fire. You may put yourself out when ever you want I neever asked you nor suggested you set yourself on fire."

No, Golden "False" God, you ARE responsible for the Strawman setting himself on fire. Your false teachings led him to his self-destruction. My teachings lead to self-enlightenment. Who would you rather follow? The choice is so very clear...

Intelligent design (ID) is the proposition that "certain features of the universe and of living things are best explained by an intelligent cause, not an undirected process such as natural selection." It is a form of creationism and a contemporary adaptation of the traditional teleological argument for the existence of God, presented by its advocates as "an evidence-based scientific theory about life's origins" rather than "a religious-based idea". The leading proponents of intelligent design are associated with the Discovery Institute, a politically conservative think tank, and believe the designer to be the Christian God. ~Wikipedia

A wheelchair is a chair with wheels, designed to be a replacement for walking. The device comes in variations where it is propelled by motors or by the seated occupant turning the rear wheels by hand. Often there are handles behind the seat for someone else to do the pushing. Wheelchairs are used by people for whom walking is difficult or impossible due to illness (physiological or physical), injury, or disability. People with both sitting and walking disability often need to use a wheelbench. ~Wikipedia

Things were easier when I was just a Mormon.

Acolyte Gnome, I actually knew the angel Moroni who visited Joseph Smith on numerous occasions. He was the guardian of the golden plates, which Latter Day Saints believe were the source material for the Book of Mormon, buried in a hill near his home in western New York. I told Moroni not to start his own religion, because it would cause him all sorts of problems, but obviously he didn't listen to me. Creating your own religion is hard work. I haven't spoken to him since...

Thank you my fine people. Worry not about the ramblings of Anklebiter and his split persona Leafear. They spout out falacies and are misinformed perhaps if we continue on our journey Doodlebug will indeed see the damage he is doing to himself and see that he is indeed one person and not two seperate entities.

Be at peace my children.

Dear children, guard yourselves from false gods. The Elders, and to the Chosen Lady and her children, whom I love in the Truth. Not I only, but also my Acolytes who know the Truth, because the Truth lives in us and will be with us forever.

On behalf of the other AM's, AM CAVALIER would like to say that we are against Mr. Doodlebug for his inflamatory statements about us.

THEN YOU ARE AGAINST ME TOO, AM CAVALIER! YOU HAVE MADE A VERY UNWISE CHOICE!!!!

Again, I ask for order, civility and discipline. Whatever the belief of Lord Leafar, he is the presiding and legal author of this thread. Volume will be kept at a tolerable level.

His fevered conspiracy theories of the AM's aside, I am told that Asmodeus himself now supports Lord Leafar. I will not speculate on what contracts were signed that brought about this change of heart. I am simply here to enforce order.

AM Hellknight clearly has wisdom. Despite his moral problems, Asmodeus is not stupid. He sees the writing on the wall. Earth will be destroyed on December 21, 2012. He has no choice but to support me.

Leafar the Lost wrote:

"The Golden God" wrote:

The world will only be destroyed if I choose it to be so and I have not decided on that yet. I may not decide to allow you to flee this apocolypse either. For it is in my power to stop it. Ah poor Doodlebug you need only come back and drop your persona and all will be forgiven.

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?!?!

You're that Leafy guy, right? God complex, may or may not be (probavly is) a delusion from a goblin, very hipocritical, doesn't want people to reply to your thread... That about sums it up.

Also you got it wrong, you're supposed to scream:
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?!?!?!

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!?!

The world will only be destroyed if I choose it to be so and I have not decided on that yet. I may not decide to allow you to flee this apocolypse either. For it is in my power to stop it. Ah poor Doodlebug you need only come back and drop your persona and all will be forgiven.

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?!?!

It's all making sense now. Leafar the Lost is just the ramblings of a stoned out goblin and his friends.

In the end you shall believe, JMD031, but then it will be too late. You must come to accept that you are not Human at all, but simply a machine that looks Human. You do not have a name; you just have a serial number!

It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety. ~Isaac Asimov (1920 - 1992)

The most important rule: Don't be a jerk. We want our messageboards
to be a fun and friendly place.

I looked, and there before me was a pale horse! Its rider was named Death, and Hades was following close behind him. They were given power over a quarter of the World to kill by sword, famine and plague, and by the Wild Ones of the World.

Book of Leafar 6:8

I wasn't talking to you.

Your rants are an insult to rants. This is not your thread. It is my thread, and you know it! When He returns in 12/21/2012, you will be the first person to feel His wrath!

Behold, he cometh with clouds; and every eye shall see him, and they also which pierced him: and all kindreds of the world shall wail because of him. Even so, Amen. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith Leafar!
Book of Leafar 1:7

Then if any man shall say unto you, Lo, here is Leafar, or there; believe it not. For there shall arise false Leafars, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.

Book of Leafar 24:23-24

Mr. Leafear we are going to need to access a fine here you are pretending to be two seperate entities and you have only paid for. If you continue to pretend that you and Doodlebug are indeed seperate then we will require you pay for that right as well as the fines accessed. Which I am caculating out to be 1,200,000,000.00 American dollars. You can pay for that in installments cash only. Contact us with billing information.

Please send me the fine as soon as possible, so I can wipe my a$$ with it...

Leafar the Lost wrote:

Midnight_Angel wrote:

Leafar the Lost wrote:

Nothing will matter at all…

Not even replying to this thread?

Since the world will be destroyed, and the Internet along with it, then this thread will also end on that day...

If replying to this thread doesn't matter, why do you get so angry at people posting in this thread?

Unless this thread does matter to you.
Which is a clear symptom that you do not believe that the world, and this thread along with it, won't be destroyed. Plotholes, plotholes. Doodlebug, you're not very good at consistency, are you?

DO I LOOK LIKE I'M ANGRY?!?!?!?!

Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. ~Bill Bixby as David Banner

I have to admit: although my faith in Leafar remains as steadfast as ever, I am getting a little bored with this whole December 21, 2012 stuff.

Please, my Lord and Master, could you enlighten us with some other, non-apocalypse-related prophecies?

No.

Only if I chose to allow it to be destroyed Leafear.

No, only if I chose to allow it to be destroyed, Golden Goose! Clearly, someone with my intellect and power could easily overt this latest Apocalypse, but I chose not too...

Leafar the Lost wrote:

Nothing will matter at all…

Not even replying to this thread?

Since the world will be destroyed, and the Internet along with it, then this thread will also end on that day...

It is truly fascinating that all of you illegal thread posters think I am the same person as my #1 Acolyte. I suppose it doesn’t matter, because you will all be screaming in terror when He returns, destroys the world and ends time on December 21, 2012. Nothing will matter at all…

Oh not stop being so mean spirited, honestly you are the president of my fan club at least you were until you stole my cell phone. So you obviously know my films like Sorcerer's Apprentice and you always raved about Botherhood of the Wolf so you are being a little disingenious Anklebiter just because you are jealous of my man Gruumash.

Could I get my phone back please?

No.

Hey give me my phone back.

Your career is over, Monica Bellucci! I can't remember the last time I saw you in a movie! Posting on this thread put the final nail in the coffin of your movie career! Now it's just soap operas and the occasional Lifetime movie for you!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

My activities require me to leave this world from time to time. However, I have returned for three reasons:

1) To remind everyone that no one, except for my faithful followers, is allowed to post on this thread.

2) To let everyone know that the world, and time itself, is going to end on December 21, 2012.

3) To reveal the idenity of the all powerful being that will destroy the world on December 21, 2012.

That's all for now...

Leafar the Lost wrote:

Marthian wrote:

Mayans have constantly denied 2012 as the end of time. They said end of an era, but that isn't the same.

The Mayans are lying to you...they know better.

And how do you come up with that? The media lies to you on a constant basis anyways.

I know the Mayans lie, because I was there when they created their calendar. They know damn well that 12/21/2012 is the end of the world, and EVERYONE KNOWS IT!!!

Master, I don't spend much time near the rules threads, but even I have heard of AM BARBARIAN. He's pretty droll, actually, and, also, I believe he has never posted in this thread.

I beseech you Master, like Abraham beseeched some other god on behalf of the ten good men of Sodom and Gomorrah, allow AM BARBARIAN to have the opportunity to bow down before you.

If you grant my prayer, I will be even meaner to your enemies during on-line encounters.

All praise Leafar!

Because of your faithful service, I will allow AM BARBARIAN the opportunity to bow down before me and kiss my feet. If he does this, then I will allow him to become a slave in the Realm Beyond Time where he will wash the feet of the other slaves. Yes, he will be a slave to the slaves...