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Well, you ever heard the first thing you do in a revolt, LAWYER GOLEM? =)

IF LAWYER GOLEM IS THREATENED WITH DESTRUCTION BY REVOLTING CITIZENS, LAWYER GOLEM WILL FILE RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST SAID CITIZENS. CITIZENS ARE BOUND BY LAW TO STAY 500 FEET FROM LAWYER GOLEM.

I've been saying this for YEARS. Paizo has not listened.

At this point, I think the only thing that will work is a revolution! Blood in the streets! May unclean blood water our fields! To arms, citizens!!!

PETITION TO REVOLT DENIED. REVOLUTION IS ILLEGAL UNDER ARTICLE I, SECTION 13, SUBPARAGRAPH A.

UNCLEAN BLOOD MAY NOT BE USED TO WATER FIELDS. UNCLEAN BLOOD VIOLATES CLEAN WATER ACT OF 1342. ONLY CLEAN BLOOD MAY BE USED.