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Though no one seems to recall when he came in or if he was here the whole time, a bearded man with a puzzled expression speaks up from one of the far tables. "Thiss ssoundss like a fine adventure, however Sslipss hass informed me that we are unable to go due to other complicated issuess." The man speaks with a heavy lisp and pauses a moment as if listening to someone. "Yess well I don't think I even undersstand what you are getting at. What is this replay you keep referring to and what does it have to do with the sstarss of gee em." The man says to the empty chair across from him.

Have you read this yet? Super helpful guide for new PbP players.

Walking into the room and seeing no one, Kurse proceeds to pick his nose.

I got my chronicle and it printed just fine. Thanks again for running all these tables I had a blast.

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Dancing: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (8) + 5 = 13

Checking out the monolith there doesn't seem to be anything special about it. However when someone touches it they hear a voice in their head say, "The Dark Rider is coming."

Having completed the task assigned the group head back up to the wonderful fresh air and sunlight. Kurse is there waiting for them with his blank stare and goofy grin. "You made it back in one piece, very good the preisstss will be pleassed to hear you were ssuccesssful. Thiss will do the Ssociety well to have a powerful ally in the city of sstrangerss. Now take a few dayss off, you've earned it."

Sending out chronicles, everyone should be at least level 3 now. I will post a link to Destiny in the Sands here soon.

Kurse wipes the drool from his mouth and advances on the remaining blue man. "Ssorry ssmurf, no hard feelings." He charges his skeletal hand again and attempts to strike the remaining enemy.

Melee touch: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5

"Ssoggy waffless Sslipss, sstop giggling when I ssay ssmurf."

Kurse stands there and drools. Dazed.

Pulling up the left sleeve of his robe Kurse moves forward and places his skeletal hand on one of the smurfs.

Melee touch: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (17) + 4 = 21

damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

"That'ss right Sslipss, we ssmurfed him good."

Kurse picks his nose when he thinks no one is looking.

"Huh? Oh ssure you can usse it." Kurse lets Selter use his scimitar.

"Sslipss thiss does not appear to be working like you ssaid.... No I don't think it'ss my movess I just nailed those lasst ssteps. I think I will jusst let Pharassma take care of it." Kurse moves back to the entrance and lets the blessing of Pharasma wash over his allies.

Kurse cast bless, +1 to attack rolls and +1 vs will saves against fear.

I try to make the most out of doing nothing ;)

Kurse continues to dance.

dance: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (15) + 5 = 20

"How about now? Sslipss ssayss you need to let the sspirit of the dance into your ssoul."

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"That ssmell is poop gass. It'ss every where down here in the ssewerss." Kurse notices that he my be in the way of some of the heavier hitters and move toward the back of the group. Not wanting to stand around doing nothing Kurse begins to dance.

Perform Dance: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9

He's doing a pathetic attempt at the cabbage patch.

"I've sseen people dance to inpssire their alliess, let me know if it'ss working."

You can take 20 on a lock.

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Kurse will cast light on his sickle so he can see. Looking at the sewer crossing he sighs. "I thought I smelled poop gas. Well lets get this over with." Keeping his mouth shut and pinching his nose Kurse attempts get get across.

Acrobatics: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8

Portfolio reroll: 1d20 + 4 + 4 ⇒ (11) + 4 + 4 = 19 +4 for GM starts

As Kurse hops across the rocks there is a moment when he almost loses his balance but he some how manages to keep his footing.

Kurse continues to smile warmly and continues to question the painter. "Helpful as always, and I have a feeling you have a special reward coming from your master. Now you didn't happen to see the way down did you?"

Diplomacy: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (17) + 8 = 25

Kurse slids his hand over his face wiping away his goofy blank stare, replacing it with bright attentive eyes and a friendly smile. "My friend it is good to see no harm has come to you. We met not to long ago when you painted my friend here," Kurse points to an empty space over his left shoulder. "If you do not mind me asking, how did you get down here?" This odd transformation has also removed Kurse's lisp.

Diplomacy: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (5) + 8 = 13

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We could alwayss just throw bitss of thosse rock guyss on it till it triggerss."

Kurse follows the group still talking to his invisible companion, "blue marbless? No I am afraid I do not get that one Sslipss."

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"Eeeew Sslipss ssayss that'ss one of it'ss marbless."

Kurse will delay, waiting to see what happens.

"Rock guyss!?! Sslipss ssayss the besst way to beat rock guyss iss to kick them in the marbless." Kurse will move forward and cast bless on the party. "Now that you have Pharassma's blesssing you can marble kick more efficiently."

"I like guidance."

If the bell is magical Kurse will try to determine more about the bell.

Spellcraft: 1d20 + 4 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 4 + 1 = 11

"Aparently it doess not like me."

"Ha I found it Sslipss! You didn't think I could do it, IN YOUR FACE! Oooh a copper piece."

Kurse will eventually find his way to the chappel. "Issn't this bell ssuposst to be magic or ssomething?"

Kurse will use detect magic on the bell. "Doess anyone sspeak what ever that language iss? I have a few sscroll but I wass ssaving them for the blue man group."

Kurse spends some time in the beggar's boxes distracted by all the shinies. "Ooo a copper piece. Ooo a copper piece. Ooo a copper piece."

Perception: 1d20 ⇒ 20

You left just in time, it got hot again.

Kurse pulls out a wand and touches it to the wounds on his legs.

CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6

"Not any more but thankss for assking"

"Sso thiss iss one of the ratss that bit me right Sslipss?" Kurse draws his sickle and strikes at the rat. Using the double roll from Ka. Melee: 1d20 + 4 - 2 ⇒ (1) + 4 - 2 = 3 melee: 1d20 + 4 - 2 ⇒ (2) + 4 - 2 = 4

Kurse flinches at the size of the rats teeth. "Did you ssee that? It tried to bite me again. Otherwisse I would have got it."

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Kurse will again try and break out of the weeds and branches. "One, two, three explode!"

strength: 1d20 ⇒ 6

"Whoa I don't thing that'ss a good place for a branch to go!"
Kurse will then use his skeletal hand's death touch on one of the rats.

Melee touch: 1d20 + 4 - 2 ⇒ (13) + 4 - 2 = 15
damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6

Kurse does not get an AoO as he does not have a weapon out yet. Selter your snake needs roll a CMB attack to maintain a grapple every round. He gets a +5 bonus and on a success he gets to do bite damage along with the constrict.

Actually I was talking about this. You get to choose one from either the master of scrolls, the master of blades and the master of spells. You apply it to a single character and it gives you bonus and abilities based on the level of your character and how many GM stars you have. You only get one to start out, for every 50 games past 150 you get another one.

Congrats, any thoughts on how to use your boon sheet?

You going to play some PFS while you are out there?

"Aah what'ss biting me there is a tree branch in my face and thesse weedss ssuddenly got tall and clingy."

Escape artist: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6
He only manages to move the branch enough to see.

"Filthy ratss, what do you mean I probably have a disseasse now Sslipss? I feel perfectly fine."

Kurse tries to strike one of the rats with his skeletal hand.

melee touch vs Blue: 1d20 + 4 - 2 ⇒ (17) + 4 - 2 = 19
damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

Bad guys use rats and only bad guys are in the prison.

"Ratss! Lookss like I'll be ussing the death hand early thiss trip." Kurse pulls up the left sleeve of his robe revealing a skeletal hand he had kept hidden from view. As he rushes forward dark energies swirl around this 'death hand' as Kurse tries to strike one of the enemies.

Touch vs FF: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (10) + 4 = 14
damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

Kurse looks over at Maedhros and shrugs. He then tries to walk quietly while whispering, "Sslipss ssayss the ssecret iss to walk on the tipss of oness toess. Proper etiquette ssayss we sshould do sso with our pinkiess extended."

stealth: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 2 = 19

So stealth rolls?

Kurse looks at the empty space over his left shoulder. "Why can't you be more like that?" Kurse then rolls his eyes saying,"yeah I bet you were ssuper impresssive when you were alive."

While Ka is gathering information Kurse would have picked up two scrolls of comprehend language.

"Sso we are infiltrating a prisson? I wonder if my painter friend is still here."

I had lots of problems with game day but I was running a full length module and didn't want to cut game play to meet a dead line. I had another GM that did that in a game I was playing and he bailed so I picked that one up as well.

Anyway I would be interested in Mummy's Mask but I don't think I will have someone as interesting as Kurse to play.

@Maro Vail: There are two ways that you can get PFS credit. You can simply play through the AP with which ever rules you would like and get a chronicle to apply to a legal PFS character like you said. Or you can use PFS legal characters and play the specific sections that are sanctioned and apply credit to those characters.

Kurse quickly reads the missive and then eats it to preserve the knowledge for latter...and to keep anyone else from reading it.

Kurse thinks people are offering prayers to Phrasama when they do that.

"Oh right the Chelaxian Hellknights, what's that word you have for them Sslipss? Ahh that's it buzzkills, such a funny word."

"What does Sselter have to do with an evening on the hell plane?"

"Yes, Sslipss and I are eager to check on our blue man group."

I am cutting down my PFS play but I have been thinking about another AP and anything other then Carrion Crown or WoR would be cool

A man dressed in black robes with blue trim steps into the room, his black beard and hair wild and disheveled as if he had just woken up. He has a blank wide eyed stare and when he speaks he has a slight lisp. "Sso ssorry, I was following my friend Otiophon and they sstopped me in the hall and ssaid I wass reassigned again." He looks around the room at his new companions. "My name is Kurse, I do magic and sstuff and I will." He stops mid sentence and his eyes flit back and forth as if trying to follow some unseen presence. "No I wassn't going to get to you, how many timess do I have to ssay it. The only one that can ssee or hear you iss me. Oh it'ss going to be like that, fine." Kurse points to a space above his right shoulder. "I know you can't ssee him but thiss iss my friend Sslipss, he followss me everywhere AND NEVER SSTOPSS TALKING. Lucky I am the only one that hass to put up with him sso Sslipss and I are at your sservice."

Kūtayak Shîkrya if they haven't kicked me out yet you'll be fine.

So I'm in Alpha now? Is that so everyone gets a turn?