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![]() Work work, that’s all Taldor ever gives poor Krunch. So not fair… when all Krunch want to do is smash and make friends. And get more shrunken heads for nice necklace. Sigh. Maybe Krunch should get title, so Krunch can be like Mr Fancy Pants Dalsine and order friends to get stuff for parties. Where Dalsine? Krunch no hear from Fancy Pants… which is kind of nice. Krunch be nice dipomat for Taldor. Krunch not best at talkie-talkie, but Krunch show them Taldor powerful and if you mess with Taldor, Krunch chop off your arms! And ears too if you elfie. Krunch hates elfies. Shhhh, you no tell anyone! Krunch like Pathfinders, hardly any cute Elfies to love, but too many Stunties (dwarves). Well, Krunch say enough already, hopefully Krunch make it into Lion Guard soon. Krunch real sneaky so Krunch fit in nice. No one ever know what Krunch thinking. Yay Krunch! ![]()
![]() Krunch always use right head. Krunch always ideal candidate for mission, especially when Krunch get to smash Elfies and Stunties. That make Krunch smile. Stunties always seem to have healing for Krunch so Krunch not say anymore about stupid Stunties... Krunch versatile... Krunch have 6 weapons! Some smash, some go far from Krunch, some go swish-swish-swish-kaboom! Yes, Krunch versatile... |