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40 posts. Alias of Mike Welham (Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012).


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Male Dwarf Gunslinger 4

"Here's hopin' the thing isn't too nimble with its attacks."

Moves to E10 and fires at clockwork #3

Musket (touch attack): 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (8) + 9 = 17
damage: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7


Male Dwarf Gunslinger 4

"Let's see if we can put this unfortunate thing out of our mis'ry."

Aiming at clockwork #2

Musket (touch attack): 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (5) + 9 = 14
damage: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 1 = 9


Male Dwarf Gunslinger 4

"Ach, my mother would be so disappointed in that shot. I need to steady myself."

Musket (touch attack): 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (17) + 9 = 26
damage: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 1 = 9


Male Dwarf Gunslinger 4

"Hopefully, I can salvage parts after we destroy these. I regret having to do this, but..."

Musket (touch attack): 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (2) + 9 = 11
damage: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4


Male Dwarf Gunslinger 4

"That is bloody intriguing!"

Initiative: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (17) + 6 = 23


Male Dwarf Gunslinger 4

"Well, this looks glorious. I wonder if the owner wouldn't mind if I scavenged a bit."

Perception: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (16) + 7 = 23 (+2 more if there's unusual stonework)


Male Dwarf Gunslinger 4

"Dreadfully sorry, lads and lassies," Smitty says with an obvious shortness of breath. "It took me blasted forever to get good directions to you."


Male Dwarf Gunslinger 4

"I'm afraid I do not have any pets that would withstand the rigors of travel, Trina, and Bessie stays by side always. I hope this train doesn't have any regulations about firearms onboard."


Male Dwarf Gunslinger 4

"I welcome a trip on the train. Perhaps I can give them some pointers on their engineering. Or, I may even learn something meself."


Male Dwarf Gunslinger 4

Most certainly I would have taken a carriage. I've had enough walking around as is, and my feet hurt.


Male Dwarf Gunslinger 4

"I am likewise glad for their recovery. And I take some comfort knowing that Bessie can hurt the beasties should we have to face them again."


Male Dwarf Gunslinger 4

It just barely got my CMD. Stupid tentacle!

"Bloody damn thing!"

Smitty flexes and tries to break free of the tentacle's hold.

CMB: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (14) + 5 = 19


Male Dwarf Gunslinger 4

Smitty takes aim at Thing 2.

"I hope these things ain't immune to lead."

He fires.

ranged touch attack: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (10) + 9 = 19
blammo!: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

"Nice work, Bessie."


Male Dwarf Gunslinger 4

Smitty moves up to N8 while threateningly brandishing Bessie.


Male Dwarf Gunslinger 4

"Ach, these crazy creatures make my head hurt. Or...I got hit on the head, and I don' remember it!"

Smitty looks at the things before shrugging. "I guess Bessie will do the talking for me."


Male Dwarf Gunslinger 4

"I've never seen the dead come alive from electricity before. It didn't seem to do it any favor against fire, though." Krosh covers his nose to ward off the stench as he looks about the room.

Perception: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (20) + 7 = 27


Male Dwarf Gunslinger 4

"C'mon, Bessie! Let's make her count."

Blam!: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (16) + 9 = 25

Boom!: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

Oops (low is bad): 1d100 ⇒ 81


Male Dwarf Gunslinger 4

Smitty looks agog at the misty creature.


Male Dwarf Gunslinger 4

"Ach! What is that gooey beastie?!" Smitty exclaims as he levels Bessie at the creature in the hope that his gun will be effective against it.

He shoots!: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (11) + 9 = 20

He scores?: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 1 = 9


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Male Dwarf Gunslinger 4

"Wrong damn tree, Bessie!"


Male Dwarf Gunslinger 4

"Ach! I must not be hitting the center of the damned tree!"

Attack with great blowing of stuff up: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (1) + 9 = 10
Boom!: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7


Male Dwarf Gunslinger 4

Smitty levels Bessie at Creature #1. "Eat lead, unholy beast!" he shouts as he fires.

Ranged Touch Attack: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (6) + 9 = 15
Blammo!: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5


Male Dwarf Gunslinger 4

"Sounds good to me, lad! I don't want to be caught out with any more of these creatures, if I can help it." Krosh trundles behind Jerry and his mount.


Male Dwarf Gunslinger 4

"Thanks, Jerry. I've not had a chance to use Bessy in a live-fire excercise before, but she did quite well," Smitty beams with a small amount of pride.

"Ach, I don't mind going underground, but you imagine we'll be seeing more of these creepy, crawly things? We acquitted ourselves well against these critters, and I know we can't leave the area to the 'mercies' of more of them..." Krosh trails off and shakes his head.


Male Dwarf Gunslinger 4

"Erm, can anyone explain what in the blazes we just fought?!" Krosh allows the shock of the weirdest creatures he's ever seen, or heard of for that matter, to hit him now that the adrenaline has worn off.


Male Dwarf Gunslinger 4

Odd, I edited my post, and it created a second post and changed the result in the first post.


Male Dwarf Gunslinger 4

"It's a shame I didn't load Bessy with rock salt," Smitty says as he takes careful aim at the creature next to Jerry.

Ranged Touch Attack: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (20) + 9 = 29
Damage: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7

Threat Confirmation: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (15) + 9 = 24
Extra Damage: 3d8 + 3 ⇒ (8, 5, 4) + 3 = 20


Male Dwarf Gunslinger 4

"It's a shame I didn't load Bessy with rock salt," Smitty says as he takes careful aim at the creature next to Jerry.

Ranged Touch Attack: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (14) + 9 = 23
Damage: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7


Male Dwarf Gunslinger 4

Initiative: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (10) + 6 = 16


Male Dwarf Gunslinger 4

Smitty follows Sylvia and Rhodes upstairs, since Jerry seems to have Mr. Smythe well in hand.

"I agree with you, Sylvia. This is not a fit place for the girl or her mother."


Male Dwarf Gunslinger 4

Smitty's unease at the obviously wrong landscape compels him to draw his pistol. He watches to make sure nothing jumps out at Jerry as he approaches the door.

Perception: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8


Male Dwarf Gunslinger 4

"So you did say the mule, lass." Smitty blushes as he backs away from the pony. "Mules are much more noble than their more popular counterparts, in my not-so-considered opinion. I must admit, though, they are certainly less...interesting than a domesticated great cat."


Male Dwarf Gunslinger 4

"Thank you, kindly, lass." Smitty prepares to place his bags on the pony when he sees the pony bite Sylvia. "Erm, the pony doesn't seem too friendly to anyone, though."


Male Dwarf Gunslinger 4

'If it's all the same to the lot of you, I'd prefer to walk. Horses and I don't get along too well. I do agree with Jerry, though. The weather is quite lovely." Smitty inspects his warhammer musket and his pistol one last time to ensure they are in good working order.


Male Dwarf Gunslinger 4

"I'm in. At least it's not a jabberwock hunt. I've been on one too many of those bedeviled things."

Smitty looks at Lord Wallingham after a draw from his glass.

"I take it the best course of action is to follow the trail of your errant constable?"


Male Dwarf Gunslinger 4

Smitty finds a comfortable chair to sit in.


Male Dwarf Gunslinger 4

Smitty realizes that he cannot stay out of notice at a party, but he startles when Jeremiah introduces himself.

"Er...good day, Jeremiah Roberts, Knight of the Shield. My name is Smitty. It's a pleasure to meet you."

He then returns to the delicious roast squab on his plate. Now which blasted fork am I supposed to use?, he ponders as he studies the array of silverware before him.


Male Dwarf Gunslinger 4

Smitty looks around at the bedchamber and is mildly impressed by the craftsmanship. "Probably elven," he muses. He then realizes that the butler sent him here to change into something more formal for dinner...and he has nothing of the sort, since he left in such a hurry to get here.

"Ah well, I'll just wash up and hope that my hosts forgive my appearance."

After a few minutes of hasty tidying up and trying to remove random smudges from his leathers, he makes his way to the dining hall, where he notices everyone has been seated and is enjoying their meal. Hopeful that no one will notice his entrance, he makes his way to an empty chair far from the head of the table.


Male Dwarf Gunslinger 4

A dwarf clad in soot-stained workman's leathers emerges from a carriage that pulled in at Wallingham estate. The driver and the horses all give the dwarf a derisive look before departing.

Seeing the impatient butler at the door, Krosh hustles over and presents his invitation. "Terribly sorry, my good man. I had a spot of bother at the shop that I needed to take care of, but I saved some time by leaving straightaway from there." He offers a polite smile.


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Male Dwarf Gunslinger 4

I'm ready to go, lad! As soon as my creator deigns to give me a background that is, dash it all.