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Male Goblin Rogue(Knife Master and Scout) lvl 5 Assassin lvl 1

Under Klepy's profile under haversack I have a list of tings. Most of it should still be there but I think I have used or gave away. A lot is junk that is only worth money and has not imdediate benefit to the party. Klepy just horded everything he found that looked nice and no one claimed.


Male Goblin Rogue(Knife Master and Scout) lvl 5 Assassin lvl 1

Okay I've decided. I am going the Archer build. Watch out "glory hound" accidents DO happen, especially when shooting into melee hehe

Barbarian build was a neat idea I thought I'd try but the archer sounds like a better one. I'll have the build up tomorrow evening after work. Feel free to carry on without me for the moment. I will join once I am given OK from our generous GM.


Male Goblin Rogue(Knife Master and Scout) lvl 5 Assassin lvl 1

I know how I want my character to behave. However I had not considered Alchemist. There was a build a friend of mine did that and looked like fun. Would fit too.
Other than that I would do a Fighter Archer. Not gonna do a ranger and I hate paladins.


Male Goblin Rogue(Knife Master and Scout) lvl 5 Assassin lvl 1

Fort.1d20 + 3 ⇒ (18) + 3 = 21


Male Goblin Rogue(Knife Master and Scout) lvl 5 Assassin lvl 1

Forgot my 2 fort saves vs DC 19
1d20 + 3 ⇒ (19) + 3 = 22
1d20 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5
Depending on what the CON damage is.....Klepy could actually be dead. Luck of the fool really ran out this time.


Male Goblin Rogue(Knife Master and Scout) lvl 5 Assassin lvl 1

......Klepy is unconscious....


Male Goblin Rogue(Knife Master and Scout) lvl 5 Assassin lvl 1

Swim:1d20 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9
Drowning. "Aaaiieeee!!!"


Male Goblin Rogue(Knife Master and Scout) lvl 5 Assassin lvl 1

Klepy is struggling and being beat up doesn't make it easier. He finally snaps out of his obsession and makes for the shore.
Swim:1d20 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8
Or not.....help?


Male Goblin Rogue(Knife Master and Scout) lvl 5 Assassin lvl 1

Fort:1d20 + 3 ⇒ (10) + 3 = 13
Klepy swims with all his might but when he is attacked he turns a blade on his foe. Attack:1d20 + 11 ⇒ (5) + 11 = 16 For:1d3 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
Once Plucky is gone Klepy continues his quest for shinys.
Swim deepers:1d20 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5
Somebody stop him! He is obsessed! He is possessed! He is down right crazy!


Male Goblin Rogue(Knife Master and Scout) lvl 5 Assassin lvl 1

"SHINYS!!!" Klepy dives in.
Swim:1d20 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6
And will likely drown with that result.


Male Goblin Rogue(Knife Master and Scout) lvl 5 Assassin lvl 1

Perception:1d20 + 7 ⇒ (9) + 7 = 16
Klepy looking hard in the water.


Male Goblin Rogue(Knife Master and Scout) lvl 5 Assassin lvl 1
GM Goblin King wrote:

Only the largest piece of a dead troll regenerates, fortunately. You might want to save it for the bog-ponds.

In the late afternoon, you arrive at a ledge. Below you is a vast delta, miles wide, with bogs and swamps as far s you can see. To the north, you see a fortified settlement of boggard mounds, surrounded by giant ponds and a wooden stake fence. There are trails going in a few directions, but not a lot of movement. You can see primitive guard towers along the walls.

In the center, there is a small forest. It's too far away to make out who's there, but if the descriptions you have so far are right, this is the place you're looking for. The Mogo is somewhere in there.

Hold on! We didn't kill it yet. It has shinys and Klepy wants them. How deep is the water? Klepy may go in after it.


Male Goblin Rogue(Knife Master and Scout) lvl 5 Assassin lvl 1

You know what I am doing for the next three to five turns.


Male Goblin Rogue(Knife Master and Scout) lvl 5 Assassin lvl 1

Okay so I am set for the next three or more rounds. Okies.
Also the +20 was kind of a joke.


Male Goblin Rogue(Knife Master and Scout) lvl 5 Assassin lvl 1

"Less eat this beast!!"


Male Goblin Rogue(Knife Master and Scout) lvl 5 Assassin lvl 1

Okay Klepy's shiny is in danger, that adds an additional +20 to the will save and Klepy is going to tap into that chaotic evil nature of his. STICKY TIME!!!

Klepy will, as soon as is able, throw his concealed daggers at it
In case slight of hand is needed to hide them, 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (10) + 14 = 24
If not I will use vanish get within 10 feet. Then on the following turn or 6 seconds material use my ranged daggers to attack!
And attack:1d20 + 11 ⇒ (12) + 11 = 23 For:1d3 + 4d8 ⇒ (1) + (8, 4, 6, 5) = 24
Attack again:1d20 + 11 ⇒ (16) + 11 = 27 For:1d3 + 4d8 ⇒ (2) + (4, 5, 5, 2) = 18
4 bleed damage for each hit :p
P.S. I know what I am doing and I am sticking to it. I will accept the consequences of my actions. Hehe, I am going to die.


Male Goblin Rogue(Knife Master and Scout) lvl 5 Assassin lvl 1

#&$# he's on to me.
Will:1d20 ⇒ 15


Male Goblin Rogue(Knife Master and Scout) lvl 5 Assassin lvl 1

"Kome an gets it." I set the Brick 15 feet away from the shore. Klepy grins waiting patiently for the thing to come out of the water.


Male Goblin Rogue(Knife Master and Scout) lvl 5 Assassin lvl 1

I growl a bit. I set down my handy haversack and pull the gold brick out and set it on the ground. "come and see. Klepy has shiny. Come and see." I step about five feet away trying not to look at the brick.


Male Goblin Rogue(Knife Master and Scout) lvl 5 Assassin lvl 1

How deep is the water?
"hey you want to comes over here? Klepy has neat tricks to an tings too."


Male Goblin Rogue(Knife Master and Scout) lvl 5 Assassin lvl 1

Is this....thing in water? Anyway I could move around behind it without it knowing?"


Male Goblin Rogue(Knife Master and Scout) lvl 5 Assassin lvl 1

Klepy clears his thoat and steps up to the.....thing. In common Klepy speaks."We is the mighty Efesti Skwad of da licktoads tribe. We is tryings to finds froggies frog makers. Too many to be norm. Dark magiks fo sho. Wish way we go to finds froggie makers? Also, do you have any shinys Klepy can take?"
Diplomacy:1d20 + 11 ⇒ (8) + 11 = 19


Male Goblin Rogue(Knife Master and Scout) lvl 5 Assassin lvl 1

So.......what happened exactly? I noticed everyone moving towards the lot of Boggies and Vorka. Since the DM said they saw us and didn't care I assumed it was okay to walk right up to them.

If they had let me I would have stopped just 10 feet away from Vorka and then tried to talk to them. I was going to do the prayer thing but then they attacked.

So the way I see it, Tark ran past me and killed Vorka before my turn? Or did I finish her off with my charge/ranged attack? Which ever I was allowed.

Seeing the map now I can see I am further away from Tark than I should have been.

Can someone tell me what happened? Klepy is confused.


Male Goblin Rogue(Knife Master and Scout) lvl 5 Assassin lvl 1

Klepy will five foot closer to Vorka and throw trow two hidden daggers from his sleaves at Vorka. Unless she detected them on his person they should qualify for sneak damage.
Attack:1d20 + 10 ⇒ (14) + 10 = 24 For:1d3 + 4d8 ⇒ (2) + (7, 2, 5, 8) = 24
Attack 21d20 + 10 ⇒ (2) + 10 = 12 For:[/dice]1d3+4d8[/dice]

If this action isn't possible then add 2 to my first attack and call it a mounted charge.
I don't care what is in the way I am going after Vorka.


Male Goblin Rogue(Knife Master and Scout) lvl 5 Assassin lvl 1

Important question. Some DMs I have worked with allowed thrown concealed weapons to count for Sneak attack Damage. What is your ruling on that because that will play into what I do with my next action.


Male Goblin Rogue(Knife Master and Scout) lvl 5 Assassin lvl 1

I ride up to the boggards.

In Boggard language:

"What are you doing? Who is this female gobbie? And why have you kidnapped her?"

Diplomacy to remain unthreatening.1d20 + 11 ⇒ (10) + 11 = 21
I sit there waiting for a response. My weapons are out and ready but not visible.
Slight of Hand to keep weapons hidden but ready.1d20 + 14 ⇒ (6) + 14 = 20


Male Goblin Rogue(Knife Master and Scout) lvl 5 Assassin lvl 1

I look inquisitively at the lot of them. "Valeg. Dose froggies has femmy gobbie as mushy slave. Klepy should saves her." I approach galantly upon my mighty steed ready to save the ugly damsel in distress.


Male Goblin Rogue(Knife Master and Scout) lvl 5 Assassin lvl 1

Klepy stuff the gold in his quickly filling pack. It will soon run out of room. "Klepy needs another of dees holding bags." He points. "Less finish so Klepy can have Shinys!" He mounts Chocobo.


Male Goblin Rogue(Knife Master and Scout) lvl 5 Assassin lvl 1

Black mantis Klepy is ready to go! *Squee*


Male Goblin Rogue(Knife Master and Scout) lvl 5 Assassin lvl 1

He rubs his head. "Ow!" looks around for object. Sees it."SHINY!!!!!" Klepy dives on it and hugs it greedily.


Male Goblin Rogue(Knife Master and Scout) lvl 5 Assassin lvl 1

I'll try and get updated once I get home from work.


Male Goblin Rogue(Knife Master and Scout) lvl 5 Assassin lvl 1

Grumbling. "Herald said he had shinys and didn't give too Klepy." Klepy shakes his fist at the sky. "You said yous give Klepy shinys! Darn you Herald!


Male Goblin Rogue(Knife Master and Scout) lvl 5 Assassin lvl 1

I have decided to have two levels in the mantis thingy. It looks like too much fun.


Male Goblin Rogue(Knife Master and Scout) lvl 5 Assassin lvl 1

Klepy is bouncing with overflowing excitement. "Yes yes! Give me shinys! Klepy want shinys! Shinys shinys shinys!!!'

I post this out of spoiler as Klepy is noisy enough to wake the others.


Male Goblin Rogue(Knife Master and Scout) lvl 5 Assassin lvl 1

GM:

Eyes go wide. "Ooooo shinys" holding out his hands in a gesture of acceptance. "Klepy like shinys. Show Klepy hows to gets more shinys."


Male Goblin Rogue(Knife Master and Scout) lvl 5 Assassin lvl 1

GM:

Klepy looks at the....thing. "Who is you! Yous have shinys? Gives em Klepy an Klepy not sticks you." Klepy has daggers out and ready.


Male Goblin Rogue(Knife Master and Scout) lvl 5 Assassin lvl 1

Klepy gets himself all stealthy like looking around.
1d20 + 25 ⇒ (10) + 25 = 35 For Stealth
1d20 + 8 ⇒ (2) + 8 = 10 For Perception


Male Goblin Rogue(Knife Master and Scout) lvl 5 Assassin lvl 1

"Shiny!!! WHERE!!!!" Klepy sees the light. Pointing he exclaims. "What a SHINY!! Klepy races off towards the light on foot.


Male Goblin Rogue(Knife Master and Scout) lvl 5 Assassin lvl 1

Klepy will actually chill a good ways away sitting atop Chocobo watching. Since he has had BAD experiences fighting around water, he doesn't want to get near it. So he pulls out his crossbow and does his best.

Attack:1d20 + 8 ⇒ (19) + 8 = 27 For:1d8 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7
Rolling to confirm Crit:1d20 + 8 ⇒ (15) + 8 = 23 For additional:1d8 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6

Klepy is developing something of a hydrophobia.


Male Goblin Rogue(Knife Master and Scout) lvl 5 Assassin lvl 1

I is waiting my turn


Male Goblin Rogue(Knife Master and Scout) lvl 5 Assassin lvl 1

Trowing alchy fire at the one I doused with oil
Ranged touch attack:1d20 + 10 ⇒ (6) + 10 = 16 For:3d6 ⇒ (6, 3, 4) = 13


Male Goblin Rogue(Knife Master and Scout) lvl 5 Assassin lvl 1

GM:

Will tossing oil on the baddies help? In one campaign I was in it added extra damage and another it enable the burning effect to last for 2 rounds longer. When I encounter it in games I run I usually have it feul bruning duration. But it is your call as GM. I only get one of those a day so I was hoping to make the most of it.


Male Goblin Rogue(Knife Master and Scout) lvl 5 Assassin lvl 1

GM:

I know I just remembered that. Hense the "oh" in Klepy's diologue. Thought tossing a little oil might help the process along a little bit. He'll toss a vial once the oil hits.


Male Goblin Rogue(Knife Master and Scout) lvl 5 Assassin lvl 1

"Huh? But Klepy gots no fire....oh Klepy tries this." Klepy pulls out a flask of oil an readies an action to chuck it at one of the trolls when it gets closer.
Throwing 1 pound of oil at bad guy. Moving if I have too.
Attack:1d20 + 10 ⇒ (8) + 10 = 18
If he hits, troll should be covered in oil. Should also be vs the touch AC too.


Male Goblin Rogue(Knife Master and Scout) lvl 5 Assassin lvl 1

"My name is Klepy, a gobbie of efesti, of the tribe of licktoads, out to beat up froggies, befriending the lizzies, and looking for shinys!" Klepy is singing as we ride along.


Male Goblin Rogue(Knife Master and Scout) lvl 5 Assassin lvl 1

"Klepy here now. AAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEE! See not so quiets after all" *Grin*


Male Goblin Rogue(Knife Master and Scout) lvl 5 Assassin lvl 1

I'm on there.


Male Goblin Rogue(Knife Master and Scout) lvl 5 Assassin lvl 1

If we kill the lizzie will we get it? The level I mean.


Male Goblin Rogue(Knife Master and Scout) lvl 5 Assassin lvl 1

Klepy would have rummaged around in Lirik's saddlebags. When Bucko stop him he whines. "Why yous stop Klepy? Klepy wants shinys. Normal tings just fine too but pefers shinys." Klepy wanders away from the party and finds a spot to be alone and pouts.


Male Goblin Rogue(Knife Master and Scout) lvl 5 Assassin lvl 1

Klepy begins to rumage through the lizards tings nonchalantly looking for shinys. Does he find any?

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