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Ecoterrorists run amok On Aglian 5!

Things are much deader under the sea after an unknown number of ecoterrorists plumbed the depth of the oceans and the depths of sentient depravity seeking to halt the march of progress. At least 10 brave souls have been sent to Rasheens locker in a futile attempt to stop their onslaught. The terrorist cabal intoxicated the employees at the main base senseless and then proceeded blow up a lab despite the 5 civilian contractors on board. (grainy footage of melissa and jaraduk beating on the stations pump) Using eldritch magics, they blew up a harvester, seen here in its final moments trying to sustainably harvest breakfast cereal grains for orphans on Akiton.
The CEO herself heroically stepped in to help her body guards stop the destruction but to no avail. The felons tossed her into a ball of Piranha like eels to be devoured alive. She was the best of us and will truly be missed. A memorial hoard has been set up in her honor to help underprivileged hatchlings...

The irony of a Nuar suggesting they "try the veal" ^_^

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CANNIBAL REBELS DISRUPT SUPPLY CHAIN

No longer content with metaphorically nibbling at the beating heart of our great authorities war production efforts the rebels have now turned to literally devouring those that stand between them and their anarchist agenda. These vicious scum not only killed several employees of the Evgeniya-Jaimisson corporation in their cowardly raid but then turned to the foulest of war crimes to fuel their dark ambitions. We warn viewers that the following audio of a bloodthirsty ysoki swarm being urged on by their dwarven masters may disturb some viewers, as well as contains speciest undertones directed to our noble nuar brethen of the pact worlds...."

Ehu Hadeef was reportedly found floating in space today. When pressed for comments rumor says he knew Niaj knew he could get his enviroseals up in the 6.3 seconds he had before passing out from oxygen deprivation. Right?