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Everyone has levelup up. lvl 2 now. To refresh memory: There are the mysterious Awkmutes on the Island that Ix would love to cut open; or you can set sail again. Or come up with your own piraty goals.

Yea we leveled up after we killed Teemo.

Edit: I screwed up the quote but yea you gave us our level on 10-24

We'll damn I guess I gotta hop in as well...

to Bucket

Bah, If in they be wanting a fight we be ready to give em one.

We set em free back inta da water where e belongs.

Kaz Shouts down to the sea creature.

Well who knew they was so damn fragile. Kaz says not aggressively to Ix. Throw it back in let it fight for its life I say

Put yer damn sword down. Cut em free an he wont be on board now will he?

Hey Nix, you know if Bucket is ok? He has not posted since Sunday.

Navigator
First, Choose a heading between 1 and 360.
Roll a profession(sailor) or INT check to decide how well you've interpreted the charts and stars.
Then Pass the course and how confident you are about it to the Helms-man

1d360 ⇒ 210

Intelligence: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 2 = 13

Kaz looks at the charts and stars for a bit. He has never seen such things before and gets embarrassed and a little red in the face before he says.

Well hell I ain't no sailor! Kaz throws the charts in the floor with a shrug. Lets go that way dammit! May we sail into the mouth of hell itself! The embarrassment of not knowing is making him lash out in anger.

He then stomps below decks.

So lets get healed up and ship out in the morning?

I think it's an Orc thing but maybe there is a feat as well.

Never Mind about the Toughness thing.

You gain +3 hit points. For every Hit Die you
possess beyond 3, you gain an additional +1 hit point. If you
have more than 3 Hit Dice, you gain +1 hit points whenever
you gain a Hit Die (such as when you gain a level).

I see what it is you basically get 1 HP a level but you get 3 all at once as soon as you take the feat.

I guess we are rolling for HP again?

1d10 ⇒ 2 5 it is for ol Kaz I guess lol

Well our druid has left so I don't really see any of us caring what you do. We all seem to be a little to the left of Good anyway lol

Kaz will drink until he passes out.

Aye Bucket we shall drink the pain of his screech away. Den we'll drink fer all da poor lasses dat were forced to bear his fruit. Den we'll drink fer da treasure we has found. Den we'll drink ta the Captain and da gods. Den we drink for us...

What a disgusting creature. Kaz exclaims then spits tobacco on the floor. Ya know.....Captain.... ya could have warned us about dis bastard.

For the loot I guess I will take a +1 Longsword

Ix I thought you were an alchemist. How are you sneak attacking?

To Bucket. thanks for the help up. Let's kill this fat bastard.

1d20 + 4 ⇒ (8) + 4 = 12 Pass Fort 3 damage taken.

1d20 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (18) + 2 + 2 = 22. 1d20 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 2 + 2 = 20.

Well I hit with both swords.

damage: 1d8 + 1d6 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (5) + (1) + 3 + 1 = 10

Edit: forgot the bard song 12 damage.

As a move action Teemo pulls Sandara toward his mouth. As he does this, tentacle type male appendages extend from his whale-mouth, quivering and guiding themselves toward Poor Sandara's mouth. She fights as best she can, pulling a dagger from her shirt and lashing out. 1d20+3

Teemo's AC is 13. Fat bastard has -4 dex modifier.

Sorry...but does 'tentacle type male appendages' mean what I think it means?

Well lets see if we can climb out of here...

Climb: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6 I HATE YOU DICE ROLLER!

Kaz looks at his other companions. They stay quiet so Kaz shrugs. No approach like the direct approach. he spits on the floor draws long and short sword and (attempts) to charge on to the Dias and cut off some walrus blubber.

He doesn't scream he just runs forward.

1d20 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 4 + 2 = 11

Jesus I hate the dice roller.

I will accept Teemo's offer.

Kaz will attack back with whatever he can Short bow, Short sword, Long sword, Fist, Jambo, Spit tobacco spit in his eyes, or Other..

1d20 ⇒ 17 Any Bonuses have been left out. Bab 1. Dex 3. Str 3. CMB 4

Eat on that. Ya son of a sea Troll!

Kaz quickly grabs the chest and walks to the bookie.

All this on Jambo! He winks to his friends and heads to join the races.

Please make their be fat green pig men with battle axes wandering around being gross. Oh and an elephant playing the piano LOL

I suggest we keep a hold of that scroll. If someone steals it and opens it then we are goners it sounds like. Kaz scratches his scruffy beard Ya know back in Port Peril I bet on chicken fights from time to time. Some of the handlers would give the chicken's gunpowder to make mean. It would also eventually drive them crazy to where you could not handle them anymore but it would work for a time. Wonder what would happen if we gave ol Jambo a hawk of meat stuffed with gunpowder?

That is true I worked with a guy who was a chicken fighter. Its totally illegal but he talked about it all the time. They really do that to chickens to make them mean. Also cyan pepper works as well if I remember right.

Calin would have taken 20 to re-set the trap on the scroll

"You have a point Bucket. I was getting too caught up in the spirit of the competition. We should hit Teemo's vault either way. Let's spread out and try and figure out where it is then we'll get back together and come up with a plan."

Yea my Slight of Hand is merely so I can cheat at cards and Dice games. Or maybe punch a guy with brass knuckles and hide then before he knows I used anything other than my fist. LOL As far as my weight originally Kaz was going to be like 6' tall and around 200 pounds. Now that I am going the route of the Dirty Fighter it may be more fitting for him to be like 5'6 150 Lbs. One of those short stocky scrappers they sing Irish fighting songs about haha. So give him whatever negatives you want based off that I will not mind.

The scroll eh? What's it say?

Gonna make the assumption that my natural 20 diplomacy gets me accepted as jocky

Hey guys. Anyone know anything about riding a racing lizard?

Huh? Yea one second Bucket I'm workin on somthin here.

Riding is a class skill but I have not put a point in it. Even still I have a +3 for my Dex alone.

Diplomacy: 1d20 ⇒ 20

The fastest lizard has no rider huh? How hard could it be to ride a damn lizard anyway. Hey Guy! I'll ride Jambo for ya!

No problem man. The next Post is going to be a big one and that's a lot of work for GM's

I don't know about you guys but I'm super excited to fight Jabba the Hut over there LOL.

On the east wall a man with a blackboard is taking bets on the day's lizard race. The lizards and their riders are listed. One lizard named 'Jambo-Jambo' does not have a rider and the owner of that lizard is arguing with the booky that his lizard should not be removed from the race

Kaz Is gonna check the action on the lizard race.

Perception: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (19) + 3 = 22

Profession Gambling: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (11) + 3 = 14

Attacking 3

1d20 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 2 = 11..1d20 + 2 ⇒ (14) + 2 = 16

Hit with the Short sword

1d6 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7

Full attack on número threeo

1d20 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6. 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 2 = 15 miss times 2

Hey Nix. Jump on LoF recruitment thread I started tomorrow and post your thoughts. Another guy wants to play a Gnoll.

It's not linked to the gameplay look under my profile and you will find it.

I'll check in on sat as well.

Took care of your pawn Bucket =)

Kaz:

Da likes of you don't get ta talk about the captain like dat!

Move action to get in range of #3

Longsword: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (11) + 4 = 15

Damage: 1d8 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 10

What is that saying. Imitation is the purest form of flattery? lol

I want to set the precedent that Kaz is constantly chewing some kind of tobacco like substance. This is mostly so I can use the Dirty Trick CM to spit tobacco in their face. I took the Cad archetype and Dirty Trick playes heavily in that path.

Now you be talkin me language. Let's dance ugly! Kaz draws Longsword and short sword.

Can I take 20 on profession gambling if I'm betting on a race? Yes I do have that skill.

Me? Cook? I guess this pack of scurvy dogs will be wretching from more than just the sea this voyage maties!

Bucket grabs some fishing gear and his favorite hook from his pouch and looks to trawl from the stern of the ship. Hoping that was a rotting fish he stuck on his hook before he cast it out and not some rotting part of a sailors appendage lost through leprosy.

I hope I don't snag a Devil Fish... this time... You there, you flea bag excuse for a sailor Bucket says to a member of the crew standing around trying to look busy Get your wormy arse down below and begin pealing them taters or you'll get the back side of Kaz's hand and the rough side of Ausk's toung.

[dice=Fishing]1d20 + 0
[dice=cooking]1d20 + 0

You all got to eat fish gut stew made from the rotten bait that no fish would take. Luckily the Potatoes helped keep everything down. Most of the crew want to throw Bucket and his secret recipe over the damn side.

When it's time for chow.

Going for the whole Full Metal Jacket drill sergeant thing here just G rated.

FIRE spit flys everywhere!

Int: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6
Int: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3
Int: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 2 = 21
Int: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8
Int: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7
Int: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7

One cannon squarely hits the barrel the others miss by a mile an Kaz looses it. All you hear on deck is cursing and stomping and throwing things.

AIM!

Dex: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3
Dex: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 2 = 21
Dex: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (14) + 2 = 16
Dex: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 2 = 18
Dex: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8
Dex: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (14) + 2 = 16

At #5

You sorry piece of crap! Like this! Kaz slaps the man then aims himself. Dex: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (17) + 4 = 21 DEX+ base attack?

Load Yer Balls!

Str: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (9) + 4 = 13
Str: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (15) + 4 = 19
Str: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (16) + 4 = 20
Str: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10
Str: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (12) + 4 = 16
Str: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (10) + 4 = 14

Holy Precious Gods! You all managed to load the cannons!

First, a order the crew to load their balls (haha) and make 6 STR checks DC10 with a +4 modifier for them. You should hollar at stupid crewman who fail their checks.
Next, command the crew to set their flintlocks and aim: make six DEX checks DC10 with a +2 modifier for them.
Finally, FIRE! Make six attack rolls using YOUR INT modifier vs AC10. Narrate the results of your battery's shots.

Ok you sorry lot we gonna fire da cannons. And any you's got a problem takin orders from me, well just remember what happened to the last poor sod that stepped up ta me. He still layed up on land dribbling his food down his beard like a wee baby he is!

Hey ya Bucket. Help me out a sec. Kaz asks bucket to help him tie a rope around a barrel swing it around in an arc an toss it far out into the sea for target practice.