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James Jacobs. wrote:
Eric Mona wrote:
You're all permabanned.
What he said.

This person is an impostor. I'm the real clone of James Jacobs.


Manyshot is a full round action that fires several arrows at the same time. If you choose to use Manyshot, it is a full round action. The only distance you get to move is a 5ft step. Rapid Shot would be different because after you fire the first arrow (which kills the enemy) there is little to no reason to fire any others at the same target. Therefore you should reasonably be expected to claim to make a rapid shot, fire one shot, kill your target and then decide to move up to your speed.


James Jacobs wrote:
Jimmy Jacobs wrote:
I angered Mr. Jacobs by using this avatar...:(
Grrrrrr...

See, he's still angry.


I angered Mr. Jacobs by using this avatar...:(


LazarX wrote:
James Jacobs wrote:

First off... my last name has an "s" at the end of it. (Just a pet peeve of mine when folks call me James Jacob.)

Could be worse we might call you Jacob Jaime. :)

I'm thinking you will be receiving a "package" that may or may not contain a variety of poisonous critters sometime in the future for calling Mr. Jacobs by that particular moniker.


Monkeygod wrote:

James I have somewhat of a serious problem, and I seek your help in resolving it:

Currently I am roughly ten pages or so away from finishing the Inner Sea World Guide. I have several Pathfinder companions that I need to read, but I am not sure which one I should read first:

Humans of Golarion, Orcs of Golarion, Qadira, Faiths of Purity, or Faiths of Balance? I am leaning towards Qadira, as I have a PC from there, but I don't need to read it first.

What would you suggest??

You should read all of them simultaneously that way you don't miss out on anything.


KnightErrantJR wrote:
Jimmy Jacobs wrote:
I'm guessing its because of people like me who can use this avatar.
I name thee a false Jacobs!

That hurts my feelings :(

@ DSXMachina - No I am not a wrestler.


I'm guessing its because of people like me who can use this avatar.


James Jacobs wrote:
JMD031 wrote:
Why does Seattle have such terrible sports teams?
Seattle has sports teams?

The Mariners (Baseball)

The Seahawks (Football)

The Supersonics (Basketball) used to be in Seattle but they moved to Oklahoma.


James Jacobs wrote:
Jimmy Jacobs wrote:
Jimmy Jacobs wrote:

How obvious is it for someone to use this alias?

Can I answer any questions you don't?

Did you not answer these questions because I blended in with your answers or because you find them to be trite?

Could you answer them anyways?

I am genetically predisposed to not answer questions of folks who poach my name and avatar.

And... no.

Imitation is considered the sincerest form of flattery.


Jimmy Jacobs wrote:

How obvious is it for someone to use this alias?

Can I answer any questions you don't?

Did you not answer these questions because I blended in with your answers or because you find them to be trite?

Could you answer them anyways?


XperimentalDM wrote:
Jimmy Jacobs wrote:

How obvious is it for someone to use this alias?

Can I answer any questions you don't?

I see this name and now I'm thinking of Jimmy James from Newsradio....

Stephen Root is a funny guy.


Rusty the Poodle wrote:
Jimmy Jacobs wrote:
Who should I believe, Rusty or Courtfool?

Well, I always lie.

In fact, I'm lying right now.

I'm not falling for that one.


Who should I believe, Rusty or Courtfool?


Should I make a parody thread of a parody thread?


How obvious is it for someone to use this alias?

Can I answer any questions you don't?


The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:
If a bear eats a paladin and poops in the forest. Does that poop now have the celestial template to it?

Yes it does.


Logic_Elmer wrote:
If a horse dies, and a paladin beats it, is that evil?

Anytime someone beats a dead horse it is an evil act.


Emperor Poodlemilian I wrote:
Did someone mention humping?

Yes they did.


this guy ate my previous avatar wrote:
Is that a talking blue monkey with red eyes? Cool!

It would appear so.


Sock Simian wrote:
If an inane thread about evil goes off topic into inane questions for a game designer, is this evil? Or just banality? Or a medicatable attention disorder?

I believe that is what JMD031 is attempting to figure out.

Your results may vary.

That may be it as well.


this guy ate my previous avatar wrote:

Does Golarion have a Digital Plane or where does the digimon come from?

What about the pokémon? Who is the demon lord of pokémon?

Do you prefer PCs that look like 2d children with weird hair color and big heads and eyes?

What is Cheliax' relation to pokémon?

Does dire seagulls exist?

Who was the male parent of the half-troll/half-wyvern?

No.

Yes, they are called Eidolons. Pokemon...I mean Eidolons worship their owners.

No.

They use them as slave labor.

As soon as we come out with a Dire template and seagulls in the beastiary.

The Wyvern. Use your imagination for the rest of that unholy union.


this guy ate my previous avatar wrote:
joela wrote:
JMD031 wrote:
I can not be sure until someone does.
Bow before the power that is Cheliax!

How would I react to that, if I failed my knowledge (geography) check?

Knowledge (geography) 1d20-3

I'm assuming poorly due to all of your questions about knowledge checks. I recommend picking up a level in bard.


this guy ate my previous avatar wrote:
Jimmy Jacobs wrote:
this guy ate my previous avatar wrote:
Wouldn't it be kind of stupid if my farmer turned adventurer never knew that those things on his pasture was actually cows? What if he rolled a natural 1 on his Knowledge (farm animals) check, would he then think they were paladins or dinosaurs?
Yes, he would not know what they were and would spend copious amounts of time scratching himself.
Would a bypasser who came along and failed her Knowledge (humanoids) check think he was an orc?

Your obsession with knowledge skills frightens me.


this guy ate my previous avatar wrote:
Who is Shillelahg?

Cousin to Shenanigan.


this guy ate my previous avatar wrote:
Is it evil to paint cows purple?

Purple cows produce ice cream, so no.


this guy ate my previous avatar wrote:
Wouldn't it be kind of stupid if my farmer turned adventurer never knew that those things on his pasture was actually cows? What if he rolled a natural 1 on his Knowledge (farm animals) check, would he then think they were paladins or dinosaurs?

Yes, he would not know what they were and would spend copious amounts of time scratching himself.


this guy ate my previous avatar wrote:
Will I be able to contact you via an Ouija Board, and would that make me fall and loose my paladin powers?

I'm not dead so no. That would depend on if you are a paladin or not.


this guy ate my previous avatar wrote:
Jimmy Jacobs wrote:
this guy ate my previous avatar wrote:

Why is the "Is this an evil act?" thread suddenly all quiet?

Do I own it now?

Do you want to buy it?

It finally reached its goal.

Sure.

No.

I know many say that its goal was to reach 1000 posts.

Was it's actual goal to reveal that a certain poster was an Avatar fan?

That was it's secondary goal.


this guy ate my previous avatar wrote:
Jimmy Jacobs wrote:
this guy ate my previous avatar wrote:
Does Golarion have a moon inhabited by ettercaps?
You'll have to wait until AP 174 for this answer.
I can't wait XD Thank you so much Uncle Jimmy. Do you mind if I call you that?

Yes.


this guy ate my previous avatar wrote:
and why?

Ask your mother.


this guy ate my previous avatar wrote:
Who makes the most babies with mortals. The guys from the hells or the guys from the celestial planes?

The hells.


this guy ate my previous avatar wrote:
What is the ph value of wyvern ballsack sweat?

-3


this guy ate my previous avatar wrote:

Why is the "Is this an evil act?" thread suddenly all quiet?

Do I own it now?

Do you want to buy it?

It finally reached its goal.

Sure.

No.


this guy ate my previous avatar wrote:

Where do the nightgaunts fly off to when the sun rises?

Are nightgaunts related to wyverns?

Ustalav

No.


this guy ate my previous avatar wrote:
Is JMD031 and James Jacobs one and the same?

No comment.


this guy ate my previous avatar wrote:
Does Golarion have a moon inhabited by ettercaps?

You'll have to wait until AP 174 for this answer.


this guy ate my previous avatar wrote:
Are Good and Evil opposites?

In game terms, yes. In reality, not necessarily.


this guy ate my previous avatar wrote:
Does paladins qualify for the Spanish Inquisition?

No they are not sneaky enough.


The Spanish Inquisition wrote:

If person A thinks they are good, but person B thinks they are evil, who is right?

Oh Yeah! The guy with the gun!

False, the guy with the bazooka.


TriOmegaZero wrote:
Can you program a positronic brain to be Evil?

Sure.


this guy ate my previous avatar wrote:
If you have had a love affair with a succubus, and she is now about to give birth to your child, would you let a paladin be the midwife?

Possibly.


this guy ate my previous avatar wrote:
Am I evil if I dislike Cameron's Avatar?.. Am I the only person in the world who dislikes that movie?

No and no.


Troll Puppet wrote:
If you are evil, and you proclaim something is evil, does that mean it is good?

Yes