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1/2 orc Ranger 1 HP 13/13

We are back!


1/2 orc Ranger 1 HP 13/13

I am ok with not joining the army


1/2 orc Ranger 1 HP 13/13

Still here


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Oh, I guess that is bad then?


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I'll sign up!


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Jediah pays his father back for the 20 gp he borrowed.


1/2 orc Ranger 1 HP 13/13

OH boy! Now I can pay Pa back.


1/2 orc Ranger 1 HP 13/13

Many many orcs! Hundreds!


1/2 orc Ranger 1 HP 13/13

Drat autocorrect


1/2 orc Ranger 1 HP 13/13

Jewish runs home


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Brave Sir Jediah runs away!


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We just clobbered their guards so we better run


1/2 orc Ranger 1 HP 13/13

Stealth: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8

CRASH!


1/2 orc Ranger 1 HP 13/13

I am ok going back.


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Wow, that is a lot of em!


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Jediah scans the area as well

Perception: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (16) + 5 = 21


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Stealth: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 2 = 19


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Jediah belches


1/2 orc Ranger 1 HP 13/13

Good deeds are their own reward.


1/2 orc Ranger 1 HP 13/13

Forwards!


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Jediah swings again!

Attack: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (14) + 4 = 181d12 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8


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Jediah attacks!

Greataxe: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (19) + 4 = 231d12 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5


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WAGHHHHHH!!!!


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One!


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Jediah leads the group onwards.


1/2 orc Ranger 1 HP 13/13

Well that was polite. Let us continue.


1/2 orc Ranger 1 HP 13/13

Nope. I don't speak lizard


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Jediah eyes them warilyDo you understand me? He says to them


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Sounds good to me


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Single


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That is all of us


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Jediah in front


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To our inevitable screaming death!


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Jediah will purchase a week's worth of rations for everyone.


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Yup. Enough food and water for all of us.


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Jediah hopes his parents will be proud


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Jediah looks blank. Who is that?


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Oh boy! I'll be a lumberjack and deputy!


1/2 orc Ranger 1 HP 13/13

Yep


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Jediah comes back with a huge axe and leather armor. I am all set to go!


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Jediah thanks his pa and goes to buy some armor


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Leather, I'm heading into the woods and don't want to clang all over the place.


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Jediah will head back home to get his stuff.

Pa! Can I have some money to buy armor?


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Sure! I just gotta go home and ask Pa if I can use my axe.


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I'm a lumberjack and know some stuff about the woods so I can help scout.


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Well we can scout out the area. See how many are and how we can attack.


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I'll help! No raiders are gunna get away from me!


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So what are we gonna do know?


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Jediah staggers over to try to help Lan not die.


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Jediah tries to find another target.

axe: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (8) + 4 = 121d8 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8

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