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I sure do love Valentine's Day.
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Thank goodness someone has seen fit to make a dragon dildo sword.what did we do beforehand?! Everything.
Since Tac is back, I will lament that I never met him before I moved out of FloridaWell, I mean, you can always move back... Not the way I do it.
All of them.
I was trying to woo the General last night and she said she was tired so I asked her "Do you want to beat the kids at laser tag tomorrow or not" Yeah, I got game.
You got a better way to count money...
I know someone. If it's not for disciplinary reasons it can be a lot of fun. Just saying.
Only the best dragon alias! Captain Yesterday fun fact: which may or may not have been the nickname the General used for me in her racy notes she'd write me when we dated in high school. Edit: reggae was very popular when we were in high school.
Well hey now, let's not be hasty. Clearly, this is going to require more study.
Suddenly, Captain Yesterday comes out on top... wait a minute, that came out wrong. Or did it...
there is a vast gulf between cy's mundane rutting and my nubian carnal escapades.Time for intimate, erotic adventures.Wait, didn't captain yesterday already suggest that? Why use many words, when one word will do. And my wife will tell you, I'm anything but mundane. :-)
I'm sure we'll manage...
My boss: The theme for spring is "fill the holes"
Now we're talking my language!
Which is fine, unless she's into the finer points of... romance.
During my cleaning I found a letter from my wife when we were dating, saying (and I quote here) "To my Jah Love Dragon" l really like that. I'm going to save it for Valentine's Day then show her, thus guaranteeing a flawless holiday. :-) |