Jacob 9001's page

I'm Back!!

*Begins spinning all of the nuclei of this threads atoms in a positive direction*

*Seeing how close the dread beast is to completion, screams loudly and steps upward into the sphere of blazing blue flame. His final words echoing against the crags and ridges of the blasted place the superstar forums have become, and sounding a clarion call in the face of the dread 9.*

"Friends, fellow superstars, I entrust my power to you. Use it well and preserve the innocent from this scourge!"

*A flash of light so bright it is felt rather than seen rips night into day for one brilliant second. Leaving the now completed Fusion God Level 4 Forum Spirit Bomb hanging in the air, emitting the comforting warmth of hearth light to guide you home in the darkest of nights*

Who will take up the power Jacob 9001 has bought so dearly?

*A blue globe the size of Large Semi-trailer begins forming over Jacob 9001's Head*

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

*Finishing his glorious transformation, now with 4 extra feet of blue hair and a blazing field of energy, Jacob 9001's power beats upon the air, and his voice rings out*

"People of the forums, lend me some of your energy! Together we can do what even I cannot do alone!"

*Thursts his mighty arms into the air and begins forming the Forum Spirit Bomb.*

Jacob 9001 wrote:

*Begins Super-Jacob God Level Four Transformation*

"IT'S OVER 9000!!!" *smashes his scouter*

*Continues grunting and transformation*

*Begins Super-Jacob God Level Four Transformation*

It cannot be unseen

For the lulz.

One of us! One of us!