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8 posts. Alias of Garbage-Tier Waifu.


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And you people thought you were above Interplanetary Teleport. Look who's laughing now, huh?


Ancient Dragon Master wrote:
avr wrote:
Weight can be an issue
That's why my wizards have 12+ strength

*gasp*


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WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M NOT ALLOWED IN! DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO I AM?!? I SPLIT PLANETS ON A WHIM! I DON'T NEED A BLOODY SPACE STATION TO DO THAT!!!

EURGH! I'M GOING BACK TO MY DEMIPLANE! SCREW YOU GUYS!


AM BARBARIAN wrote:
Hypothetical God Wizard wrote:
Did someone say 'trivializing the game'?
BARBARIAN PRETTY SURE THIS AM WRONG THREAD FOR THIS PARTICULAR CONCUSSION.

I think you mean 'discussion', my dear. I understand that's difficult for you to differentiate.


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Sneak up? On a wizard? Excuse me I need to sit down, I'm laughing too hard.

Sweetheart there are three things I need you to remember.

Foresight. Divination arcane school power. Contact other Plane.

I'll know when I'm about to be attacked. It's whether the attacker knows that I know, and that's when the game truly gets interesting.


Did someone say 'trivializing the game'?


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I want a poppet that makes me coffee as soon as I wake up every morning and already has my spellbook set up for me and can do my hair while I prep spells.

Is this so much to ask? Imps just don't do the trick. They're not gentle with a comb...and I think they spit in my coffee every morning.


Fighters? You mean those things that stopped being relevant 15 levels ago? I've thrown out their pages of the rulebooks. I have only kept the pages for wizard class features, spell lists, the spell lists of every other caster.

In fact, I've thrown out most of the rule book too. Not like it applies to me anyway!