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21 posts. Alias of Malefactor.


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THIS THREAD IS BEING QUARANTINED DUE TO HERETICAL SENTIMENT! PLEASE REMAIN SEATED AND PREPARE TO BE PURGED. AVE INHERITOR!


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YOU KNOW WHAT BOTHERS ME, BATTLE BROTHERS? NECROMANCERS! ALWAYS USING THEIR VILE SORCERY TO RAISE UP UNDEAD MONSTROSITIES TO TROUBLE THE LIVING. LET THE FORUMS RIGHTEOUS DEAD REST UNDISTURBED BY YOUR FOUL MAGIC, YOU DISGUSTING GRAVEROBBERS!


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DungeonmasterCal wrote:
I'm going to let the party Paladin kill everything that registers as evil, whether it's committing an evil act or not. Also, he can kill the children of "evil races" because they are irredeemable and must therefore be wiped from the world.

SOUNDS LIKE A REASONABLE AND RIGHTEOUS GM TO ME, BATTLE-BROTHER!

ON A RELATED NOTE...

102)"FOR THIS CAMPAIGN I THINK I WILL SHAKE THINGS UP A BIT! YOU WILL HAVE TO PROTECT THE POOR, INNOCENT, MISUNDERSTOOD UNDEAD WHO WERE MINDING THEIR OWN BUSINESS BEFORE THE MEAN OPPRESSIVE CRUSADE SHOWED UP TO TRY AND ANNIHILATE THEM!"


:: STARTS ANOTHER UNDEAD ALIGNMENT ARGUMENT IN THE STARFINDER FORUMS EVEN THOUGH HE KNOWS THE DEVS HAVE ALREADY GIVEN THE OFFICIAL ANSWER ::


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"They call me terrorist. Radical. Zealot. Because I obey the ancient laws of my goddess, and punish those who do not. Because I do not forgive your people for corrupting the souls of our fathers, and their fathers, and their fathers before them. An eternity of war between us will not be forgotten." 'You can't do this! Our worlds signed a pact binding us together!' "My homeworld knows no shame. You Eoxians and your unlife are a disease. 'You... will never rule Eox!' "No, I WILL CLEANSE IT!"

*Smashes down disrupting mace upon the eoxian's skull, crushing it instantly*


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Darksol the Painbringer wrote:
Is it me, or is it Paladin Awareness Week?

EVERY WEEK IS PALADIN WEEK, CITIZEN. NOW GO OUT THERE & SMITE THE FOES OF RIGHTEOUSNESS. AVE, INHERITOR!


HA! HERETICS WHO AREN"T JUST IMMUNE TO FEAR AND DON"T HAVE SAVES SO GOOD THAT THEIR LOWEST SAVE IS HIGHER THAN EVERYONE ELSE'S HIGHEST SAVE ARE TRULY BEGGING FOR DEATH!


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Potato disciple wrote:
sorry to reincarnate this 5 year old thread, but it is so important I feel like I have to. A qoute from my current GM when one of my party memebers suggested we incoporate the alchemist (we play CRB only) is: "roleplay is everything. If your 12,345 DPS build does'nt make any sense roleplay wise, don't". And we never dumped charisma to 7 ever since.

BACK, FOUL NECROMANCER! GO BACK TO THE SHADOWS!


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HELL'S VENGEANCE: A CRUSADE OF RIGHTEOUS SERVANTS OF THE INHERITOR ATTEMPT TO RETAKE THE HOLY LAND FROM THE CLUTCHES OF THE THRICE-DAMNED HOUSE OF THRUNE! THEY SUCCEED, BECAUSE HARDLY ANYONE PLAYED THIS ADVENTURE PATH ANYWAY!


Geriatric Alcoholic Gamer wrote:

New information regarding an old topic (from 2007).

There was interest at that time in slipcase holders for the Pathfinder Adventure Path series.
I have every Adventure Path issue and am a real sucker for slipcases.
I just received slipcase holders for 7 of the Adventure Paths from a German company, Ulisses Spiele. They look pretty good. The writing on the slipcases is in German, but there is very little of it and not easily noticed
If anyone else is interested, I recommend you take a look at the Ulisses Spiele site (do a search for slipcases ("Schuber")).
Of course you'll have to get around the language, in German (I used Google Translate). And there is shipping cost from Germany and VAT costs. They will waive the shipping costs on orders over 200,00 €.
But I'm quite happy with the purchase.
(I conducted all communication with their staff in English - no problem).

BACK, VILE NECROMANCER! DO NOT DISTURB THE FORUM'S DEAD FROM THEIR RIGHTEOUS SLUMBER!


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Kharn the Betrayer wrote:

Robots. I want to play a robot.

Also... Burn, kill, and whatnot.

Hell of a guy, that Kharn!


Theliah Strongarm wrote:
Odraude wrote:
I don't want to see anything fun in Starfinder. No fun allowed here :p
It's a game, isn't it? Isn't that why we play games? To have fun?

HERESY!


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Honorable Battle-Brother wrote:
The Fourth Horseman wrote:
Honorable Battle-Brother wrote:
FatherShaun wrote:
Malefactor wrote:
Solarion, channels dark energy and light energy, tied with stars, Envoy, who is kind of a team leader type al la bard Operative who is some sort of space secret agent/ninja, Soldier, who is a space-fighter, Technomancer, combines tech with magic, Mystic, caster who channels energy of the universe (Whatever that means) and Engineer, guy who is good with tech and has robot companion.
Sweet! Good to know! Don't forget to PRAISE THE HOLY PLASMA CANNON!
PRAISE IOMEDAE! MAY HER BLESSED WEAPONS SMITE MANY HERETICS!

BLASPHEMER! YOU DARE PLACE YOUR FALSE IDOLS ABOVE THE HOLY GOD-EMPEROR!?!?!?!

Lock and load. Time to cleanse some corruption and chaos!

DESTROY THE FALSE EMPEROR! TEAR DOWN THE CORPSE ON THE THRONE! AVE INHERITOR!

REMEMBERED TO PURGE WITH PASSION! (...dang boards not letting me show my zeal...)


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The Fourth Horseman wrote:
Honorable Battle-Brother wrote:
FatherShaun wrote:
Malefactor wrote:
Solarion, channels dark energy and light energy, tied with stars, Envoy, who is kind of a team leader type al la bard Operative who is some sort of space secret agent/ninja, Soldier, who is a space-fighter, Technomancer, combines tech with magic, Mystic, caster who channels energy of the universe (Whatever that means) and Engineer, guy who is good with tech and has robot companion.
Sweet! Good to know! Don't forget to PRAISE THE HOLY PLASMA CANNON!
PRAISE IOMEDAE! MAY HER BLESSED WEAPONS SMITE MANY HERETICS!

BLASPHEMER! YOU DARE PLACE YOUR FALSE IDOLS ABOVE THE HOLY GOD-EMPEROR!?!?!?!

Lock and load. Time to cleanse some corruption and chaos!

[b][bigger]DESTROY THE FALSE EMPEROR! TEAR DOWN THE CORPSE ON THE THRONE! AVE INHERITOR!


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Goth Guru wrote:

Just use the books that the campaign focuses on.

Yes, communication is key.
I often say, if a player wants to use something obscure, they have to buy me the book.

LET THE FORUMS RIGHTEOUS DEAD STAY DEAD, VILE NECROMANCER!


Scàthach Ulster wrote:
Update: I have itemised the entirety of CotCT, and will begin pricing the items tomorrow.

TOMORROW WE'LL DISCOVER WHAT OUR GOD IN HEAVEN HAS IN STORE!


psionichamster wrote:

For the Inheritor!

All praise to the Holy Plasma Cannon!

The Inheritor Protects!

I THINK WE ARE GOING TO LIKE EACH OTHER, FELLOW BATTLE-BROTHER!


Balancer wrote:

Perhaps Asmodeus is quiet because some people started mining Hell for energy and now he's got some dude in green armor tearing through Hell and nothing seems to stop this guy. Poor Archdevil has bigger things to worry about at home than on the material plane.

Also someone keeps blasting rock music everywhere and now he's got a headache.

THE HONORABLE BATTLE-BROTHER, DOOM MARINE, ALWAYS DID HAVE GOOD TASTE IN MUSIC TO LISTEN TO WHILE KILLING HELLSPAWN!

*HEADBANGS RIGHTEOUSLY*


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FatherShaun wrote:
Malefactor wrote:
Solarion, channels dark energy and light energy, tied with stars, Envoy, who is kind of a team leader type al la bard Operative who is some sort of space secret agent/ninja, Soldier, who is a space-fighter, Technomancer, combines tech with magic, Mystic, caster who channels energy of the universe (Whatever that means) and Engineer, guy who is good with tech and has robot companion.
Sweet! Good to know! Don't forget to PRAISE THE HOLY PLASMA CANNON!

PRAISE IOMEDAE! MAY HER BLESSED WEAPONS SMITE MANY HERETICS!


Iomedae, The Inheritor wrote:
Malefactor wrote:
Abadar, Iomedae, Pharasma, Zon-Kuthon, Desna, Urgathoa, & Sarenrae all confirmed for Starfinder, so yay/not yay, depending on your point of view.

Cranks up Megadeth, headbangs.

You know it b&%%!es!!

NOT EVEN A SEA OF ELECTRONIC VITRIOL CAN HARM OUR GLORIOUS OVERLORD! PRAISE THE INHERITOR!


Delightful wrote:
Malefactor wrote:
Abadar, Iomedae, Pharasma, Zon-Kuthon, Desna, Urgathoa, & Sarenrae all confirmed for Starfinder, so yay/not yay, depending on your point of view.
I can't wait for the flood of Iomedaean Space Marine PCs.

CONSIDER ME THE FIRST OF THAT TIDE, BATTLE BROTHER!