His Mighty Girthness's page

Somewhere else not far away from the Emerald Lodge a goblin enjoys his food

'Stoopid longlegs'

His Mighty Girthness is thanking the Mighty Overchief of Pathfinder Clan

We offer now public punishment of goblin hero who misheard information. We also reserved last bull slugs for Mighty Overchief.

Rendwattle got cookies from CallofCamelot that for Mighty Overchief. Cookies good and plenty. But cookies eaten now as goblin information bad and Rendwattle not know that cookies for Overchief.

Me - His Mighty Girthness Chief Rendwattle Gutward be no longer loved. Me spies heard Pathfinders no longer want me big heroes of clan.
Me heard Reta Bigbad not needed because head not conform with guideline for play. Head too big for official play.
Me heard Chuffy Lickwound not pretty enough. Him pimples make brake mirrors in noble Lodge in Absalom. Me not care. Absalom far and broken mirror more pretty for Goblin anyhow.
Me heard Poog of Zarongel having slit open Pathfinder VC for making joke about him not like riding. Not Poogs fault - Pathfinder shouldn't have made joke about poor misunderstood goblin.
Me heard Pathfinder not wanting Mogmurch as he blown up pretty Lodge. Me not wanting him either. Pathfinder Lodge having more rooms to blow up as His Mighty Chief - so Mogmurch better stay where he blow up not goblin huts.

Me sad. Me had to send heroes of Licktoads to get remains of Scribbleface. Not much be found. Vorka been hungry and heroes blown up most of ship. But found head and one arm. Enough to perform ritual to get him write you.

Me want be loved again by His Mighty Overchief of Pathfinder Clan.

Sending message cost a lot to Chief Rendwattle Gutward. Now have to burn Scribbleface again and to have feast. Me running out of Bull Slugs and Squealy not feeling well.