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Hill Giant Grogan's page

12 posts. Alias of Michael Johnson 66.


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Hoenheim Dobberkau *Nacht* wrote:

Nacht examines the being, a large being with copious amounts of meat. How delicious will its screams be? Taking its blades of torment and digging them into the calves and lower back of this Giant-being. Arms growing in every strike.

[dice=Multi Ant Flank Keenstar Slash]1d20+11;1d8+9
[dice=Multi Ant Flank Sawtooth Saber Slash]1d20+11;1d8+9
[dice=Multi Ant Flank Shortsword Stab]1d20+10;1d6+8
[dice=Multi Ant Flank Kukri Slash]1d20+10;1d4+8

Swift Activate Ant Focus

In the blink of an eye, The Beetle Man's deft cuts with his multiple blades eviscerates the hill giant! It howls in dying anguish and crashes headlong to the ground with a heavy THUMP!!!


Paddy wrote:

Quit squirming, ya big oaf!

Paddy slashes at a hole in the giant's defenses.

[dice=shiv]1d20+10+2+1; 1d6+5+1; 3d6

studied target added and -2 to his to hit

[dice=crit]1d20+10+2+1; 1d6+5+1

AAARRRRRGGGHH!!!!

Grogan bellows in rage and pain as the nimble Irishman punctures sinew under the giant's massy arm....


Alphonse Veritus wrote:

"I'd rather not."

[dice=REAP MY FOE]1d20+11
[dice=Damage?]2d4+13+2d6

[dice=AND AGAIN]1d20+6

Alphonse's first swing sinks Foereaper into the giant's hip and unleashes a jet of red blood!

YEEEEOOOOWWWWLLL!!!!

The second swing is made hastily in the young knight's zeal for vanquishing evil monsters, and the giant steps out of its arc just in time....


Hisao of the Yellow Reeds wrote:

[dice=Now with flanking]1d20+11;1d6+2+1d6+3d6

[dice=Now with flanking and ki]1d20+11;1d6+2+1d6+3d6

Hisao tries again and, frustrated by his inability to hit uses his ki to slash again with supernatural speed.

4 of second hit is acid

Grogan chuckles at Hisao's first stab, which seems to tickle him more than anything, but he is not amused when the ninja's second stab finds a nerve....

HEH-HEH-HEH-H-OWWW!!!


After Iommi-Tyr's round 1 action:

Grogan swings his greatclub Mancrusher at "the shiny little man" (Alphonse) 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (3) + 14 = 17.... WHIFF--THUMP!!!.... But the sapling crashes into the ground instead as the aasimar knight dodges!

The upswing 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (14) + 9 = 23 also misses Alphonse....

GRRRRR!!!! 'Old still, little shiny man!!!


grimdog73 wrote:

Paddy darts forward, his blade seeking a squishy part of the giant to sink into.

[dice=stabby]1d20+10+2; 1d6+5; 3d6-2to his to hit

Alas, GreenThorne bows slightly as Paddy tries to drive the magic rapier deep into the hill giant's great, round belly, but fails to puncture!


Hisao of the Yellow Reeds wrote:

Hisao loops around behind the giant to give others even more flanking opportunities and slashes.

[dice=Invisible slashing but no flanking]1d20+9;1d6+2+1d6+3d6

Dokuhebinokiba (Viper Fang) fails to penetrate the giant's armor of layered hides....


As Alphonse must first move 25 feet to reach the hill giant, we shall count only his first attack, which I think misses.... Checking Bestiary....

Foereaper's arc is arrested before the blade can slice into the giant's hide by a surprisingly quick parry with Mancrusher!


Hoenheim Dobberkau *Nacht* wrote:

" Giant-being has giant tendons, they snap well... "

As Nacht reveals his other pair of arms, brandishing small blades themselves. The low hum of a beetle's wings can be heard as the creatures begins to hover and then shoot up and around the Giant to flank it from the other side.

Swift Worm Focus, Standard activate armor fly, Moves 60ft up and around the Giant, this provokes from it

Attack of opportunity 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (19) + 14 = 33

As Nacht flies around the giant's head, it takes a mighty swing with Mancrusher, batting The Beetle Man for 2d8 + 10 ⇒ (3, 1) + 10 = 14 bludgeoning damage.... Unless Nacht somehow has better than 33 AC?


Fee! Fye! Foe! Fum! Little people sure be dumb!


Alphonse Veritus wrote:

"Let those people loose or you'll feel the sting of Foereaper." Alphonse warns and puts his hand to the scythe.

[dice=Initiative]1d20+1

Foereaper, eh?.... How would you like to feel the sting of Mancrusher!?

The hill giant drops the bag of struggling French peasants and takes up his great club in both calloused hands.... He then stomps 40 feet closer, and is now but 30 feet away on his turn....


As the sun begins to set in the west, an orb of copper in a field of deepening violet, The Lusty Fools begin to seek a suitable place to spend the night of the 19th of June....

They are traveling on a dirt road through a meadow with scattered trees....

Suddenly, the sounds of distressed cries for help reach their ears (first the keen ears of Nacht, Paddy, and Hisao, and soon thereafter, Alphonse and Iommi-Tyr hear as well--screams of terror and cries for help in French, male and female, at least two people in distress)!

Looking to the east, from whence come the cries, the heroes behold a brutish hill giant stride into view from behind a copse of oaks, a large, squirming sack thrown over one shoulder, from which come screams and cries for help from a man and a woman in French! in the other hand, the ugly brute hefts a greatclub fashioned from a pine sapling wrapped with iron bands! The giant sees The Lusty Fools as well....

In French: Ye'd best bugger off, puny menfolk, lest Grogan decide to toss ye in his meatpot as well!

Grogan the hill giant pauses at a distance of 70 feet from the Lusty Fools....

Initiative 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (17) - 1 = 16