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Male Human Bloodrager 5 (HP 55/55) (AC 25/12/24) (CMD 22) (Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +2) (Init +6) (Perception +10)

I am happy to bow out gracefully; feel free to continue without me, though :-)


Male Human Bloodrager 5 (HP 55/55) (AC 25/12/24) (CMD 22) (Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +2) (Init +6) (Perception +10)

Damn, I, too, am sorry to hear that :-/

I hope that your life situation improves with time, and that you get a chance to do other things in the future :-)

For the record, I thoroughly enjoyed Ting's company ;-)

Baerlie, since we are now down to two players (and I know that you yourself are quite busy), shall we make this thread inactive?


Male Human Bloodrager 5 (HP 55/55) (AC 25/12/24) (CMD 22) (Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +2) (Init +6) (Perception +10)

Hans continues his blood work, attempting to cut down the Grioth in front of him.

+2 Bane(Dragon) Transformative Longsword: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (3) + 10 = 13, for 2d8 + 17 ⇒ (4, 2) + 17 = 23 damage.


Male Human Bloodrager 5 (HP 55/55) (AC 25/12/24) (CMD 22) (Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +2) (Init +6) (Perception +10)

Hans does indeed now have 10' reach.

Hans takes a swing at the Grioth as it closes with him.

+2 Bane(Dragon) Transformative Longsword: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (4) + 10 = 14, for 2d8 + 17 ⇒ (4, 8) + 17 = 29 damage.


Male Human Bloodrager 5 (HP 55/55) (AC 25/12/24) (CMD 22) (Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +2) (Init +6) (Perception +10)

With a roar, Hans attempts to annihilate Blue.

+2 Bane(Dragon) Transformative Longsword: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (17) + 10 = 27, for 2d8 + 17 ⇒ (3, 7) + 17 = 27 damage.


Male Human Bloodrager 5 (HP 55/55) (AC 25/12/24) (CMD 22) (Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +2) (Init +6) (Perception +10)

With a roar, Hans squeezes his way forward.

Double move.


Male Human Bloodrager 5 (HP 55/55) (AC 25/12/24) (CMD 22) (Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +2) (Init +6) (Perception +10)

"Let's finish clearing out this level first."


Male Human Bloodrager 5 (HP 55/55) (AC 25/12/24) (CMD 22) (Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +2) (Init +6) (Perception +10)

Hans shrugs.

"Don't look at me! I have no idea, either. Come on - let's keep moving."

He then conducts a quick search of the courtyard, before following Ting down the next corridor.

Perception: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (13) + 10 = 23.


Male Human Bloodrager 5 (HP 55/55) (AC 25/12/24) (CMD 22) (Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +2) (Init +6) (Perception +10)

Perception: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (11) + 10 = 21.

Keen-eyed, Hans spots an odd-looking bone tube behind the statue.

"I think that this might be a scroll; Feli? Do you know what it is?"

He then turns to Ting Tang.

"We should finish clearing this level before we head upstairs. Let's see where the other arm of the corridor went."

So I guess it is back out into the corridor, and keep following it around until we find a door / it opens out into another room.

EDIT: Looking at the map, I will arbitrarily say we go East at the three-way junction.


Male Human Bloodrager 5 (HP 55/55) (AC 25/12/24) (CMD 22) (Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +2) (Init +6) (Perception +10)

Assuming a search of the room turns up nothing...

Hans nods down the corridor which continues south, before bending east.

"Let's keep moving... the monster's won't die by themselves!"


Male Human Bloodrager 5 (HP 55/55) (AC 25/12/24) (CMD 22) (Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +2) (Init +6) (Perception +10)

Hans nods down the southern arm of the corridor.

"Let's try to check out the piece of the building directly south of this room, first."


Male Human Bloodrager 5 (HP 55/55) (AC 25/12/24) (CMD 22) (Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +2) (Init +6) (Perception +10)

Holy info-dump, Batman!

"Right. So, destroy the Window last. Clear-out the rest of the Monastery first. Got it."

He then turns to Ting and shrugs.

"I say we start on the ground floor, and work our way up."

Probably entering via the closest door to where we now are ;-)


Male Human Bloodrager 5 (HP 55/55) (AC 25/12/24) (CMD 22) (Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +2) (Init +6) (Perception +10)

Hans shrugs.

"Well, the village does not have anywhere near enough money to pay his ransom, even if they wanted to. Instead, they sent us into Tula's Crypt, where we acquired some rather nifty dragon-slaying equipment. Honestly, I wouldn't say it is a foregone conclusion, but we are the best shot that the town has at surviving."


Male Human Bloodrager 5 (HP 55/55) (AC 25/12/24) (CMD 22) (Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +2) (Init +6) (Perception +10)

Feli's our Diplomat, so I think that we are waiting on her ;-)

"Why, I do believe you are right, Ting Tang! I wonder what he is doing here..."


Male Human Bloodrager 5 (HP 55/55) (AC 25/12/24) (CMD 22) (Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +2) (Init +6) (Perception +10)

Question: Do we want to make Hans 'big' before we come here?

Hans shrugs his mighty shoulders.

"If you think we should go over the wall, then by all means, go ahead. It might be worth going through the gate-house first, though."

That is, assuming I have interpreted the map correctly...?


Male Human Bloodrager 5 (HP 55/55) (AC 25/12/24) (CMD 22) (Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +2) (Init +6) (Perception +10)

No dramas - take your time :-)


Male Human Bloodrager 5 (HP 55/55) (AC 25/12/24) (CMD 22) (Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +2) (Init +6) (Perception +10)

@Ting: Felicitas claimed the Ring of Force Shield, which provides a +2 shield bonus - it wouldn't stack with the +1 light steel shield...


Male Human Bloodrager 5 (HP 55/55) (AC 25/12/24) (CMD 22) (Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +2) (Init +6) (Perception +10)

Technically, no - an 'Unarmed Strike' is completely different to a 'Natural Attack' (which is what a beak is).

That said, if our lovely GM wishes to rule otherwise, I certainly wouldn't object ;-)


Male Human Bloodrager 5 (HP 55/55) (AC 25/12/24) (CMD 22) (Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +2) (Init +6) (Perception +10)

Fair enough. If you take the ring, then there is no need to try and upgrade your buckler ;-)

List updated.

I recommend an Oil of Keen Edge for each of Ting Tang and Hans, and I wouldn't mind the Protection From Acid, so that I have *some* resistance to Acid, at least for part of one encounter ;-)


Male Human Bloodrager 5 (HP 55/55) (AC 25/12/24) (CMD 22) (Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +2) (Init +6) (Perception +10)

So, to summarise the loot situation at present:

***EVERYONE HAS: 2237.48gp each***

Songbirds - Ting Tang
Oil of Keen Edge x2 - ???
Potion of Undetectable Alignment - ???
Potion of Protection From Acid - ???
Potion of Protection From Fire - ???
Mithral Scroll Tube + Scroll of Permanency - Hans
Flametongue - Ting Tang
Ring of Protection +2 - ??? (Hans?)
Ring of Strength Sapping - ???
+1 Acid Resistance Light Steel Shield - ??? (Ting Tang?)
Ring of Force Shield - Felicitas
Mnemonic Vestment - ??? (Felicitas?)
Rod of Maximise - ??? (Felicitas?)
Slippers of Spider Climbing - Felicitas
Arrow of Dragon Slaying - Ting Tang
+1 Bane(Dragon) Arrow x10 - Ting Tang
+3 Breastplate of Luck - Ting Tang
+1 Keen Mighty [+2] Composite Longbow - Ting Tang
+2 Bane(Dragon) Transformative Longsword - Hans
Gold Circlet - ??? (Ting Tang?)
+1 Glammered Full Plate - Hans
Ring of Major Acid Resistance - ??? (Felicitas?)
Amulet of Natural Armor +2 - ??? (Hans?)

The suggestions above for Felicitas, are because she is the only spell caster in the party, and the suggestion for Ting Tang is because I know he likes shiny objects (and it is a bit too expensive to sell, in any case).

Since Ting seems to like 'sword and board', I suggest he takes the +1 Acid Resistance Light Steel Shield, and Felicitas takes the Ring of Major Acid Resistance; that way, you both have some protection against acid.

With the above suggestions, Ting Tang's AC will be a respectable 24 :-)

I would not mind taking the Ring of Protection +2, and the Amulet of Natural Armor +2; that way, Hans' AC (when enlarged and raging), will still be a fairly respectable 22.

These are, of course, only suggestions. If anyone has any better ideas, let me know :-)

Also, if anyone wants to claim any of the other items, now is the time to speak, or forever hold your peace ;-)

@GM Baerlie: Is there someone in town who can enchantment +1 armor / weapons? If so, we could upgrade Felicitas' armor and shield to +1, bumping her AC to 20.


Male Human Bloodrager 5 (HP 55/55) (AC 25/12/24) (CMD 22) (Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +2) (Init +6) (Perception +10)

Well, there are only so many points to spend on ability scores, and I can't bring myself to dump Int. Moreover, they don't have many spells anyway, I can still activate wands, and the bloodline powers for the arcane bloodline are rather tasty :-) Also, Hans used to be a Barbarian - I did not want to change him *too* much ;-)


Male Human Bloodrager 5 (HP 55/55) (AC 25/12/24) (CMD 22) (Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +2) (Init +6) (Perception +10)

I have the archetype (Steelblooded) that allows me to wear heavy armor... not that Hans has enough charisma to cast spells, in any case...


Male Human Bloodrager 5 (HP 55/55) (AC 25/12/24) (CMD 22) (Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +2) (Init +6) (Perception +10)

Transformative? Heh. I guess they really want us to use bastard swords in this adventure ;-)

Breastplate for Ting, Fullplate and sword for Hans... Who wants the bow and arrows? We can probably get some Identify spells in town to ID the items we haven't been able to determine... either way, this is a very decent haul :-)

Hans whistles in appreciation when he sees the haul.

"Well, that certainly looks impressive! Let's head back to town, and sort out exactly what we have...."


Male Human Bloodrager 5 (HP 55/55) (AC 25/12/24) (CMD 22) (Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +2) (Init +6) (Perception +10)

'Wyrmsmite' certainly has my attention :-)

"Felicitas? Any idea what these items are?"

Unless, of course, we can simply ask the spirit :-P

Hans turns to Ting-Tang, and shrugs.

"Possibly? Only one way to find out..."

Once the items are carefully boxed-up, Hans heads back to the statue-chamber to check if anything has happened there.


Male Human Bloodrager 5 (HP 55/55) (AC 25/12/24) (CMD 22) (Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +2) (Init +6) (Perception +10)

Yes please :-)


Male Human Bloodrager 5 (HP 55/55) (AC 25/12/24) (CMD 22) (Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +2) (Init +6) (Perception +10)

Hans turns the key...


Male Human Bloodrager 5 (HP 55/55) (AC 25/12/24) (CMD 22) (Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +2) (Init +6) (Perception +10)

"Very well."

Once Ting Tang has checked for traps, Hans tries the key in the key hole.


Male Human Bloodrager 5 (HP 55/55) (AC 25/12/24) (CMD 22) (Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +2) (Init +6) (Perception +10)

Back upstairs to the statue room, to see if anything has changed? Failing that, the other door that we could not get through before, and take another crack at it?


Male Human Bloodrager 5 (HP 55/55) (AC 25/12/24) (CMD 22) (Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +2) (Init +6) (Perception +10)

"Felicitas? Anything in there magical?"


Male Human Bloodrager 5 (HP 55/55) (AC 25/12/24) (CMD 22) (Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +2) (Init +6) (Perception +10)

Hans does his best to make sure Ting Tang does not become a wight, taking a massive, bisecting swing at the remaining undead fiend!

MW Cold Iron Greatsword: 1d20 + 9 + 2 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (15) + 9 + 2 + 1 + 2 = 29, for 2d6 + 13 + 3 ⇒ (6, 5) + 13 + 3 = 27 damage.


Male Human Bloodrager 5 (HP 55/55) (AC 25/12/24) (CMD 22) (Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +2) (Init +6) (Perception +10)

Getting somewhat worried about poor Ting Tang, Hans wades forward, and attempts to aid him.

MW Cold Iron Greatsword: 1d20 + 9 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 9 + 2 + 1 = 15, for 2d6 + 13 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (1, 2) + 13 + 3 + 1 = 20 damage.

Targeting Blue.

*Sigh* Why did this combat have to be the one were I started rolling rubbish!? :-/


Male Human Bloodrager 5 (HP 55/55) (AC 25/12/24) (CMD 22) (Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +2) (Init +6) (Perception +10)

"Thanks Felicitas!"

Seeing Ting engaging Green, Hans 5' steps, and does likewise.

MW Cold Iron Greatsword: 1d20 + 9 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 9 + 2 + 1 = 16, for 2d6 + 13 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (5, 3) + 13 + 3 + 1 = 25 damage.


Male Human Bloodrager 5 (HP 55/55) (AC 25/12/24) (CMD 22) (Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +2) (Init +6) (Perception +10)

With a roar, Hans presses his attack on yellow!

MW Cold Iron Greatsword: 1d20 + 9 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 9 + 2 + 1 = 14, for 2d6 + 13 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (4, 1) + 13 + 3 + 1 = 22 damage.

Well, that is just rubbish :-/


Male Human Bloodrager 5 (HP 55/55) (AC 25/12/24) (CMD 22) (Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +2) (Init +6) (Perception +10)

Heh. Of course, who needs a wizard when you have the Amazing Ting Tang and his Fiery Sword of Doom (TM)? ;-)


Male Human Bloodrager 5 (HP 55/55) (AC 25/12/24) (CMD 22) (Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +2) (Init +6) (Perception +10)

Eh. To be honest, a fighter wouldn't help - what this party is missing is a cleric (channels) or a full arcanist (wizard or sorceror - Fireball comes to mind...); both would have helped to simplify this encounter. Still, let's see how we go :-)


Male Human Bloodrager 5 (HP 55/55) (AC 25/12/24) (CMD 22) (Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +2) (Init +6) (Perception +10)

Ummm... Four wights and a wraith? Ouch!

Hans sees the foes arrayed against the party, and grins.

"Alright, looks like we finally have a real challenge on our hands!"

He then moves up to one of the wights, and starts swinging, his form warping and Blurring as he does so.

MW Cold Iron Greatsword, Rage, Inspire: 1d20 + 9 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 9 + 2 + 1 = 14, for 2d6 + 13 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (1, 4) + 13 + 3 + 1 = 22 damage.

Well, at least it is flat-footed...


Male Human Bloodrager 5 (HP 55/55) (AC 25/12/24) (CMD 22) (Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +2) (Init +6) (Perception +10)

Hans wrinkles his nose.

"Charming. I think anything we find down here will probably be significantly water-damaged..."

He then waits patiently for Ting Tang to make short work of the locked door.


Male Human Bloodrager 5 (HP 55/55) (AC 25/12/24) (CMD 22) (Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +2) (Init +6) (Perception +10)

Well, Hans would probably crack it open, but when the GM hands out hints, it is usually a good idea to follow through with them ;-)

Let's keep going down the staircase.


Male Human Bloodrager 5 (HP 55/55) (AC 25/12/24) (CMD 22) (Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +2) (Init +6) (Perception +10)

Int: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (17) + 0 = 17.

"You know... I vaguely remember a story wherein guardians let pass intruders who proved themselves worthy... but I can't for the life of me work out how we can do that; should we just crack it open anyway?"


Male Human Bloodrager 5 (HP 55/55) (AC 25/12/24) (CMD 22) (Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +2) (Init +6) (Perception +10)

Hans gingerly follows Ting Tang down to the sarcophagus, eager to see what is inside, but also thoroughly expecting the guards to animate at some point...


Male Human Bloodrager 5 (HP 55/55) (AC 25/12/24) (CMD 22) (Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +2) (Init +6) (Perception +10)

Hans casts a wary eye in the direction of the statues, before his attention is drawn, inevitably, towards the sarcophagus.

"Okay Ting Tang, do your thing!"

Once again, standing with sword ready to provide support, if required :-)

S.O.P. :-P


Male Human Bloodrager 5 (HP 55/55) (AC 25/12/24) (CMD 22) (Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +2) (Init +6) (Perception +10)

"Okay Ting Tang! We're right behind you..."

Hans then patiently waits for Ting Tang to declare the way clear of traps, before following him down the stairs to the next level.


Male Human Bloodrager 5 (HP 55/55) (AC 25/12/24) (CMD 22) (Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +2) (Init +6) (Perception +10)

Hans quickly follows Ting into the next room.

Perception: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (16) + 10 = 26.

"Hey, look! There are scrapes on the floor around the bases of the four statues... I wonder..."

Once Ting clears the area of traps, Hans moves over to see if the statues can be moved.

Specifically, to see if the archers can be rotated around so that they appear to be firing into the center of the room.


Male Human Bloodrager 5 (HP 55/55) (AC 25/12/24) (CMD 22) (Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +2) (Init +6) (Perception +10)

Heeding Ting's advice, Hans moves to stand on the blue dragon mosaic, whilst waiting for Ting to open the door to the west...

...but then a thought occurs to him.

"Ting Tang? Why don't you try the key we were given?"

Also, Ting, don't forget to update your gear with the sword and the ring :-)


Male Human Bloodrager 5 (HP 55/55) (AC 25/12/24) (CMD 22) (Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +2) (Init +6) (Perception +10)

Well then, Hans will wait patiently (sword in hand) for Ting to open them, and he will then enter the room after Ting has given it the 'all clear' - either by not finding a trap, or disabling whatever one he finds within ;-)


Male Human Bloodrager 5 (HP 55/55) (AC 25/12/24) (CMD 22) (Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +2) (Init +6) (Perception +10)

"Interesting, but not useful in terms of dragon-slaying..."

Hans nods in the direction of the double doors.

"Ting Tang? Would you mind checking-out those doors...?"

S.O.P. ;-)


Male Human Bloodrager 5 (HP 55/55) (AC 25/12/24) (CMD 22) (Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +2) (Init +6) (Perception +10)

Hans nods.

"These ones are fair game."

He then waits to see if anything interesting/unusual is in the caskets, before following Ting Tang down the next staircase.

SOP ;-)


Male Human Bloodrager 5 (HP 55/55) (AC 25/12/24) (CMD 22) (Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +2) (Init +6) (Perception +10)

Hans nods, and follows Ting Tang down the spiral staircase.


Male Human Bloodrager 5 (HP 55/55) (AC 25/12/24) (CMD 22) (Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +2) (Init +6) (Perception +10)

"Let's leave them alone for the moment. How about we see what is beyond that secret door?"

Standard Operative Procedures ;-)


Male Human Bloodrager 5 (HP 55/55) (AC 25/12/24) (CMD 22) (Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +2) (Init +6) (Perception +10)

Hans shrugs.

"Well, we normally leave no stone unturned... that said, rob children's graves, even if we have permission, strikes me as, somehow, wrong..."

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