Guardian of the order of cheese's page

It requires a wheel of cheese 10 times the size of manhattan. Trust me it'll help.

The next poster knows where to obtain said cheese wheel.

walks in wearing only polka-dot underwear and eating out of a bag of chips labled "the dungeon monsters delight brand catoblepas cheese chewies

whaddid I miss? waitasecond whuzzat thing?!!?!

you rang sir?

the next poster will help me start the C-team (group of cheese themed heros)

ok

MEAT N CHEESE!!!

I am eating the smurfalicous smurfs

the next poster wants to partake in a meal of smurfs

MISS ME!!!!!!!?????????????

*whispers* it say cheddar-till-a-muuk-cheez

AND HE'S BACK!!!!

AS LONG AS DELICIOUSNESS EXISTS I SHALL BE HERE FOR I AM BLESSED BY TILL-A-MUUK GOD OF CHEESE!!!!

YUM

THAT HEALS ME

I EAT YOU :D

I SPIT CHEESE ON WYLLY AND HE SHORT CIRCUITS!!!

HELLO!!! I LIKE CHEESE!!! AREN'T YOU HAPPY TO SEE ME!!!!!!

TOO BUSY NOMMING TO HEAR YOU!!!

I EATS THE MONKEY GUN NOM NOM NOM

swiss cheese

HELLO, LETS EAT EVERYONE'S STUFF!!!!!!!!

it is from a shadow enchantment (a shadow conjuration like spell that replicates enchantment spells)

also dairy farmers can use enchantments on mindless creatures

Time to cast mass charm monster (it's on the dairy farmer spell list) everyone but me must make will save against DC 57 or start pinching and kicking their nearest teammate

wait let me roll a attack roll with my vorpal cheddar

attack: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 6 = 71d12 + 18 ⇒ (8) + 18 = 26

I THROW MY +1 RETURNING VORPAL CHEDDAR AT YOU

I EAT HIS BEDROLL, 50 FOOT ROPE AND 10 FOOT POLE AND TIP HIM FOR THE MEAL

I THROW LIMBERGER AT EVERYONE MAKE A SAVE AGAINST DC 22 TO AVOID NAUSEA

NOT THE CHEESE

it is spawning cheese beasts!! attack and eat all their gear!!! forward bretheren!!!!

i run in, take the key and eat it

"I don't think I would have eaten that thing. He looked awful and smelled bad too."

"You are brave Jenny."

i ate limberger earlier

QCnerd is not a dairytarian

I ATE IT OKAY (AS WELL AS ALL YOUR OTHER GEAR)

He smiles at Jenny and Sheepishly hands the rod over to her.

"Okay"

too bad i already swallowed it just to spite you (I also swallowed all ten-foot poles and the fighter's full plate as well as all your trail rations, maps and compasses and magic items and weapons and the thieves tool and anything else that would help you get through the dungeon)

I swallow the rod just to spite you

I STUFF +5 VORPAL CHEESE IN KREVON'S MOUTH

I stuff +1 holy swiss cheese in the fiends mouth

DO YAH WANT CHEEZ MARISEL????? I AM THE CHEDD'R GUARDIAN OF THE ORDER OF CHEESE!!!! I HAVE ALL THE CHEESE IN THE WORLD!!! WANT SOME!?????!!

Will you join the sacred order of Holey cheese (free Swiss)

Guardian of the order of cheese wrote:

I'm just here, what do you think of me just being over here. In the corner. Glaring menacingly. Waiting. Watching. Contemplating the meaning of life.

Can't answer that since you forgot to include a question mark, and as a result, it's not technically a question.

Ok, here's a question mark; "?", now what do you think

I'm just here, what do you think of me just being over here. In the corner. Glaring menacingly. Waiting. Watching. Contemplating the meaning of life.