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Is there some sort of unobtrusive check Gruss could do confirm/illuminate Strake’s state? and/or Luna’s?

The song Grussdottir is singing is "the Captain's Wife's Lament" by Paul and Storm. You can read/hear the two minute thirty version here.

They are known to end their shows with much, much longer renditions featuring pirate related jokes, puns and audience involvement. These include no additional lyrics and often take more than twenty minutes. I highly recommend.

Gruss joins in with the merriment, perhaps even trying to lead a few rounds of sea themed bawdy songs.

"The ship sailed into harbor after fifteen months at sea
The captain hit the tavern with his crew of fifty-three
After drinking up their pay, they staggered through the town
But all the inns and public houses turned the sailors down"

She looks around at the group and signals that everyone should join in.

"The captain said: Fear not me lads, you all can come with me.
I live just 'round the corner an you all can stay for free
But, when the captain's wife awoke, upon the break of day
They say that you could hear her wailin' clear to Bot'ny Baaaaayyyy"

Perform (bawdy songs): 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6

Her song trails off as she realizes no one is joining in.

"She said there's seamen all around the bed and seamen on the floor
Seamen in the bathroom and behind the closet door..."

Profession (Brewer): 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (20) + 11 = 31

She nods sagely at Marcus as he drinks, still humming a bit under her breath.

Gruss hails her fellow bartender, orders a beer and tries to start up a conversation about bartending and the local breweries.

Diplomacy: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8 (-1 vs dwarves)
or
Profession (brewer): 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (12) + 11 = 23

Gruss nods over to Luna and her her circle. ”There is one in every bar, huh? Think those guys have any idea they’ve been wrapped around her little finger.

PFS # 171454-1
Experience 39
Faction Scarab Sages
Wealth 13,042 GP, 47 PP, 57 Fame
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Grusdottir
Cleric of Pharasma 14
Female N Medium Dwarf
Init ; 0 Senses Perc +17, SM +17, Darkvision 60'

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Defense
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AC 25, touch 15, flat-footed 25 (+8 Armour, +2 Natural, +5 Deflection)
HP 126
Fort +14, Ref +9, Will +19 (+2 vs Poison)

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Offense
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Speed 30 ft.
Melee +4 Adamantine Bec Du Corbin +19/+14 (1d10+10, x3), Dagger +14/+9 (1d4+4, 19-20/x2)
Ranged +1 Seeking Light Crossbow +11/+6 (Plain|Iron|Silver 1d8+1, 19-20/x2), Dagger +10/+5 (1d4)
Space 5 ft.; Reach 5 ft. (10 ft. w/Bec)
Special Attacks Channel positive energy (7d6 heal living | harm undead | harm evil, DC 19), channel negative energy (5d6 harm living | heal undead, DC 18), [7x/day total channels]
Domain Spell-Like Abilities Bleeding Touch: Melee touch, 1d6 bleed for 7 rounds, DC 15 Heal check to staunch. [9x/day]; Death's Embrace: Heal from neg energy as if undead; Lore Keeper: Melee touch equivalent knowledge check of 35; Remote Viewing: Clairaudience/Clairvoyance for total of 14 rounds per day.
Cleric Spells Prepared

Domains Death and Knowledge

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Statistics
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Str 18, Dex 10, Con 13, Int 12, Wis 22, Cha 14
Base Atk +10/+5; CMB +14; CMD 24
Feats Selective Channel, Alertness, Align Channel (Evil), Toughness, Extra Channel, Versatile Channel, Weapon Focus (Bec du Corbin)
Traits Greedy, Hearty, Stone Cunning, Deft Dodger, Brewmaster
Languages Common, Dwarven, Goblin, Orc (for swearing)
SQNeutral (so no) aura, Spontaneously cast cure spells
Skills Appraise +5, Bluff +5, Climb +5, Craft (Alchemy) +8, Diplomacy +5, Disguise +7, Heal +15, Intimidate +5, Knowledge (Arcana, Dungeoneering, Engineering, Geography, History, Nature, Planes, Religion) +5, Knowledge(Local) +10, Linguistics +5, Perception +17,Perform (Bawdy Songs) +5 Profession (Brewmaster) +11, Sense Motive +17, Spellcraft +10. ACP 0

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Stuff
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Gear Pathfinder kit, 50' Hemp rope, Mirror, Glass Cutter, Handy haversack, 2nd Waterskin, Scrivener's Kit, Journal, Grappling hook, Wayfinder, Portable alchemist lab, Spell Component Pouch, Cleric's outfit, Warm weather gear, Cold weather gear, Sleeves of many garments, Tattoo (palm, holy symbol of Pharasma), Wrist sheath, +2 Amulet of Natural Armor, +2 Mithral breastplate, +4 Belt of strength, +5 Ring of protection, +4 Headband of Wisdom, Boots of Striding and Springing, Circlet of Persuasion, +4 Adamantine Bec du Corbin, +1 Seeking Light Crossbow and Daggers (various).
Tracked supplies Healer's kit [10/10], Disguise kit [10/10], 4x Holy water , Tanglefoot Bag, 5x Chalk, 4x Chalk Powder, 5x Glue paper, Scroll of Breath of Life, Potion of Fly, Potion of Invisibility, Potion of Gaseous Form, 2x Elixir of Tumbling, 2x Elixir of Hiding, Alchemist fire, Alkali flask, 2x Anti-plague, Acid flask, Wand of Bless [45/50] , Wand of Summon Monster I [47/50] (in wrist sheath), Wand of Detect Evil [50/50], Extend Metamagic Rod (6th, 3x/day)), and Crossbow Bolts (8x Plain, 20x Silver, 15x Cold Iron)

Gruss looks down at the blue spiral on her palm and thrusts her hand into a pocket.

I’m hiding being a Pathfinder, I’m hiding that I’m a cleric of Pharasma, next I’ll have to stoop so people think i’m a “husky halfling” instead of a dwarf.

She grunts and follows the rest of the party.

Perception: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (15) + 17 = 32

”Uh, that looks upsi...”

Spellcraft: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (20) + 10 = 30

Gruss lands upright but not impressively. She slaps Mick on the back ”That yer boat?” and without waiting for (or hearing) the answer she stomps towards the Eel.

Gruss will also purchase a pouch, hiding her potion of invisibility, pair of stealth elixirs and wayfinder inside it.

"BUUUUUURRRRPPPPPP!!!!!" Gruss pops up looking confused but confident, then settles into her awakeness and grabs the order sheet... "Disguise Kit, Circlet of persuasion, ... " She urps a bit then looks down embarrassed at her boots, almost urps again, then checks "Boots of Striding and Springing..." It has been over two years since her last adventure and her pack has not been replenished. Or even aired out. She removes a stunningly spry mouse and 10,050 credits. She glances at the poor attendant, adds 200 gp for sleeves of many garments, thinks twice, rounds up to 11k and looks woozy.

"WHAT THE $*@((%@&&*@, WE'RE GOING AFTER @*#$#** GRAND $&*#^@& MASTER #@$@^ TORCH!!!"

[all swear words are in Orcish]

"AND THOSE @&$^#%$ THINK I CAN KEEP ALL YOU *&#^@s ALIVE!"

She is now looking disturbingly alert and sober.

A slightly frazzled , worn and tired dwarf enters. Realizing she is still wearing her bar apron (complete with "don't even try to kiss the dwarf" pin), Gruss sighs heavily, plucks up, and laughs: Call me Gruss. Anyone else need a beer?

She will pour for any who do.

Still need to add in gold, gear, and spell casting but i wanted to get something up tonight.

PFS # 171454-1
Experience 39
Faction Scarab Sages
Wealth 0 GP, 47 PP, 57 Fame
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Grusdottir
Cleric of Pharasma 14
Female N Medium Dwarf
Init ; 0 Senses Perc +17, SM +17, Darkvision 60'

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Defense
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AC 25, touch 15, flat-footed 25 (+8 Armour, +2 Natural, +5 Deflection)
HP 126
Fort +14, Ref +9, Will +19 (+2 vs Poison)

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Offense
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Speed 20 ft.
Melee +4 Adamantine Bec Du Corbin +19/+14 (1d10+10, x3), Dagger +14/+9 (1d4+4, 19-20/x2)
Ranged Light Crossbow +10/+5 (Plain|Iron|Silver 1d8, 19-20/x2), Dagger +10/+5 (1d4)
Space 5 ft.; Reach 5 ft. (10 ft. w/Bec)
Special Attacks Channel positive energy (7d6 heal living | harm undead | harm evil, DC 19), channel negative energy (5d6 harm living | heal undead, DC 18), [7x/day total channels]
Spell-Like Abilities
Cleric Spells Prepared

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Statistics
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Str 18, Dex 10, Con 13, Int 12, Wis 22, Cha 14
Base Atk +10/+5; CMB +14; CMD 24
Feats Selective Channel, Alertness, Align Channel (Evil), Toughness, Extra Channel, Versatile Channel, Weapon Focus (Bec du Corbin)
Traits Greedy, Hearty, Stone Cunning, Deft Dodger, Brewmaster
Languages Common, Dwarven, Goblin, Orc (for swearing)
SQNeutral (so no) aura, Spontaneously cast cure spells
Skills Appraise +5, Climb +5, Craft (Alchemy) +8, Heal +15, Knowledge (Arcana, Dungeuneering, Engineering, Geography, History, Nature, Planes, Religion) +5, Knowledge (Local) +10, Linguistics +5, Perception +17, Profession (Brewmaster) +11, Sense Motive +17, Spellcraft +10. ACP 0
Combat Gear +2 Mithral Breastplate,
Other Gear