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Create a Chaotic Neutral character and in the middle of the game, switch to Chaotic Evil at the first crappy excuse you can find (like any NPC causing serious harm to your character). If your GM argues, tell him it's part of your character's development, just so he feels like he's trying to tell YOU how to play YOUR character.

If he asks you to create a new character, create a silly, game-breaking one and when the GM complains about your character, remind him that he forced you to play a new one.

If he lets you keep your Chaotic Evil character, slay / torture / abuse every single defenseless NPC you meet when you get the chance and take any in-game argument as an excuse for PC killing (preferably at night, when the party members are asleep and can't even defend themselves as you slay them). Remember to ALWAYS say "it's what my character would do" or "it's part of my character development" when someone complains about your character killing their character or committing gratuitous evil acts.

Yes, I've had a player do this to me. Yes, I somehow managed to end this campaign with a satisfying conclusion. I can be a very, very patient person.

No one suspects him to be dwarven, with all that beard and fat belly?

34) Back in your days, "elf" or "dwarf" was a class.

Why does every build, every guide I see puts a lot of importance on scimitars? What's so special about them that the magus needs? I'm guessing it's related to the high critical rate, but why would the magus pick this rather than, say, a longsword?

Hound master. Everyone wanted it and it seems we won't be getting it.

Ask druids. They know a lot of stuff other people don't, such as the safest, quickest road to immortality.

http://paizo.com/pathfinderRPG/prd/spells/reincarnate.html#reincarnate

The only disadvantage is the complete change of appearance. And you might become a kobold, but who cares? You'll live, and if the king tells his most trusted advisors and gets reincarnated in front of witnesses, no one will contest his rule, even if he gets turned into a goblin.

136. Have your players hear screams in the distance. When they try to figure out who's screaming, tell them they stumble on a goblin that seems to be suffering terribly, but that has no apparent wounds. When they finish him off, the goblin, who was a female in labor, lets out four slimy baby goblins who then start screaming. Bonus points if your players start arguing about keeping and raising the baby goblins.

137a. Have the PCs meet a very important character, such as a king, and then make him publicly ask sexual favors from the least expected PC. Bonus points if the chosen PC is a same-sex dwarf.

137b. Ask a player to make a Ride check during the sex scene.

138. Have your players attack a group of half-naked goblins wielding clubs. The goblins then drop their clubs and start attacking the PCs with all the expertise they acquired from their ten monk levels.

139. Have them protect a Chaotic Evil character who insists on killing innocent people because they have big noses.

140. Have an arab-looking man with a purple turban appear out of nowhere, stab a PC and then disappear just like he came in without ever explaining this phenomenon. Have your players meet this same man if they ever travel in the ethereal plane.

''Second, apply any ability score increases due to gaining a level.''

That rule is extremely unclear! All they say is that you get an ability score increase at level 4, 8, 12, 16 and 20, but the core rulebook doesn't even explain how it works. Do you just add one point to one ability like it was in D&D?