Male Human (Navajo) Two-weapon warrior 8
Koran "The Hammer of Thor" wrote: Koran searches through the crowd for Greg bear-strong.
Bear-Strong, care to wrestle? My blood is still pumping and that daemon lord and his cronies put up less of a fight than I was hoping for.
Although he looks dubiously at Koran's massive frame and impossibly thick arms, he is nonetheless honored that the giant tiefling considers him the closest to being a worthy wrestling opponent out of all the Navajo braves and warriors of Pandora's Box....
Sure, Hammer of Thor! But first, to make it a little more fair, let's get one of the shamans to make me a giant like you! Temporarily, of course.... I don't wanna be too big for my tepee.... Or my new girlfriend! Bear-Strong winks at Koran and heads toward the camp where the shamans hold court, beckoning for the giant to follow....
Once he is enlarged, he gamely does his best to out-grapple the monstrously strong Herald of Thor....
Opposed grapple checks, two out of three wins the match....
Grapple 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (11) + 15 = 26
Grapple 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (14) + 15 = 29
Grapple 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (1) + 15 = 16
Male Human (Navajo) Two-weapon warrior 8
Koran "The Hammer" wrote: Koran reluctantly dances with Daisy, somewhat clumsier than before his transformation.
He dances up beside greg. Hey Bear-Strong, wanna arm wrestle?
Bear-Strong looks up at the giant tiefling and laughs....
You nearly tore me in half when we wrestled, Demon-Hammer!.... I think I'd rather keep my arm in its socket, bro! Haha!
Male Human (Navajo) Two-weapon warrior 8
Bear-Strong joins the dance along with his people....
Male Human (Navajo) Two-weapon warrior 8
Bear-Strong gives Dwayne a thumbs up signal....
Good shooting, Dwayne! It's working!
Male Human (Navajo) Two-weapon warrior 8
The shamans say you need magic cold iron bullets to harm these demons....
Male Human (Navajo) Two-weapon warrior 8
Perception vs DC 15 to hear Nature Boy's warning screech (range penalty factored into DC)....1d20 - 2 ⇒ (8) - 2 = 6 fails....
Male Human (Navajo) Two-weapon warrior 8
The Wendigo.... The Wind-Walker who rules the northern wastes....
Greg Bear-Strong rises from his spot near the campfire and unslings his composite longbow and quiver of alchemical silver arrows from his back....
Male Human (Navajo) Two-weapon warrior 8
F*@$ you, Daisy, you skank whore sqwah! We're through, b~$*%! Go see if you can get "Demon-Hammer" for your new boyfriend, maybe his hammer is big enough to fill your skeezy hole!
Bear-Strong shoves his feet into his boots and angrily yanks on his shirt, tearing one of the sleeves....
F&+*!!! He snarls, and stomps off into the canyon grumbling obscenities, his angry footfalls echoing off the canyon walls....
Male Human (Navajo) Two-weapon warrior 8
He doesn't know what--that you want his big hammer!? You ain't been sleepin' with him for real, maybe.... But you been sleepin' with him in your slutty little head, ain't you!?
Bear-Strong leaps up off the bedroll, naked and pissed off. He grabs his jeans and starts to dress with a disgusted sneer on his face.
Male Human (Navajo) Two-weapon warrior 8
Koran "The Hammer" wrote:
Koran flies into a furious bloodrage and stares at bear=strong with a menacing glare.
He then lunges forward and grabs the navajo around the waist in a bear hug around the waist.
OOOFFF!!!
The air is crushed out of Bear-Strong by Koran's super-humanly powerful bear hug....
Grapple check to escape bear hug 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (10) + 12 = 22 fails despite a terrific effort by the powerful (but-not-quite-as-powerful-as-Koran) young Navajo brave....
Okay.... Okay!! You're stronger!
Male Human (Navajo) Two-weapon warrior 8
Yep! I love wrestling, buddy! Let's see who's stronger....
Grapple check 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (9) + 12 = 21
Bear-Strong claps his great arms around Koran's shoulders in a standing clinch, but is unable to secure a grip on the mighty tiefling.....
Male Human (Navajo) Two-weapon warrior 8
Greg looks Vash over for a moment....
Oh, yeah.... You're that guy the scouts found half-dead of rattlesnake venom.... The guy with the pet giant eagle, right?.... The medicine men healed you up, and you agreed to kill this evil bastard for us.... Looks like we beat ya to it, but I won't tell the medicine men that.... Say, where's your big eagle, dude?
Male Human (Navajo) Two-weapon warrior 8
Greg rubs his eyes and shakes his head....
Woah.... Sorry about zoning out there, guys.... Those pretty colors.... I couldn't look away, man....
Male Human (Navajo) Two-weapon warrior 8
Will save to break free from the fascination.... 1d20 ⇒ 15....fails!
Heheheh.... Trippy, dude.... I like your little light show, Mister Leng....
Male Human (Navajo) Two-weapon warrior 8
Greg stands still, swaying slightly as he takes in the overwhelming colors and patterns dancing around the table....
So complex.... So pretty.... We should put some music on....
Male Human (Navajo) Two-weapon warrior 8
Will save vs DC 17 1d20 ⇒ 8
Wow.... That's pretty f*+&in' cool.... Reminds me of tripping on peyote buttons.... Pretty shapes 'n colors....
Bear-Strong lowers his bow and lets the next arrow he intended to fire at the succubus drop from his relaxing fingers....
Male Human (Navajo) Two-weapon warrior 8
Bear-Strong, seeing the monstrous transformation of Withers, rises as a move action, unslinging his composite longbow from his back as he stands, and nocking an arrow to the string, lets fly at Reba....1d20 + 10 ⇒ (13) + 10 = 23 1d8 + 6 ⇒ (6) + 6 = 12
The arrow sinks into the succubus' chest to the fetching! She screams, clutching the fletched shaft sticking out of her left breast....
Male Human (Navajo) Two-weapon warrior 8
Initiative 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (19) + 5 = 24
Male Human (Navajo) Two-weapon warrior 8
Greg Bear-Strong, who has awakened from his enchanted slumber, sits at the table with a sullen look on his face and a hand of cards....
Poker check 1d20 ⇒ 16
Man.... We are so screwed....
Male Human (Navajo) Two-weapon warrior 8
Will save vs DC 14 deep slumber....1d20 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0 fails! Greg collapses into a snoring heap on the porch!
Male Human (Navajo) Two-weapon warrior 8
I suggest you shut your evil dong-sucker and prepare for a one-way back to the Demon World, whore!
Greg charges the succubus, taking -2 to his AC until his next turn, swinging his double axe two-handed with Power Attack 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (6) + 14 = 20 1d8 + 18 ⇒ (4) + 18 = 22 and connecting, dealing 12 damage after DR! Reba screams in pain!
Male Human (Navajo) Two-weapon warrior 8
Greg picks up his double axe and moves up 20 ft.... He is now 40 ft from Cobb....
Male Human (Navajo) Two-weapon warrior 8
C'mon, dammit.... Hit....
Masterwork composite longbow 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (18) + 5 = 23 1d8 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 6 = 7 deals 7 piercing damage to Cobb!
Yes!! In your stupid face, Eagle-Feather, I got 'im!
Male Human (Navajo) Two-weapon warrior 8
Shut up, b$%#~, I know.... I wanna chop these pumpkin-headed mofos up with my double axe, but this seems safest for now....
Male Human (Navajo) Two-weapon warrior 8
Bear-Strong fires another arrow at Cobb, at -4 penalty for firing into melee (the giant ant is an ally, after all) 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (8) + 5 = 13 1d8 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 10....another wide shot....the arrow sticks in the wooden exterior wall of the saloon....
Male Human (Navajo) Two-weapon warrior 8
Now at 60 ft from either scarecrow, not close enough for a charge in his heavy tactical armor, Greg drops his double axe as a free action, takes his masterwork composite longbow off his back as a move action, and fires a shot at Cobb.... 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (3) + 9 = 12 1d8 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 6 = 7....missing!
Male Human (Navajo) Two-weapon warrior 8
Saunters down the street with Navajo double axe resting on his shoulder. He lights up a cigarette, hoping it won't be his last....
Male Human (Navajo) Two-weapon warrior 8
Initiative 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9
Male Human (Navajo) Two-weapon warrior 8
Well, you know me.... I like trouble....
Greg whirls his double-axe so its razor-sharp blades cut through the air with a keen whistling, then he dismounts his mule and tethers it to a nearby tree.
Male Human (Navajo) Two-weapon warrior 8
Do that mean we ain't got the jump on them?
Big, muscular Greg Bear-Strong is not the sharpest tool in the shed, figuratively speaking, though he keeps his strange Navajo double-axe honed to razor-sharpness....
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