Tearing off the hind leg of the squirrel, Gouber hands it to Thud. Thud make good throne, eat make better throne.
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Sitting atop Thud Thud, dazed and confused. Gouber does the only sensible thing, He pulls out his last roasted squirrel, and begins eating.
A shrill yelp escapes from Gouber as he darts from place to place, trying to dodge anything thrown his way. Thankfully he's faster than most goblins and soon begins taunting his pursuer. "run run fast you can, not fast nough." So proud of his ballad, he doesn't notiice his former dinner flying at him, teeth and all. As the lizard clamps onto his arm, Gouber screams and begins flailing about. Unfortunately for the toothlizard, its tale gets too close to Gouber mouth, and he bites down hard.
Gouber suddenly stops chewing on his squirrel, eyes fixed on the lizard. He starts to drool as thoughts of cooked yummy chewy burnt lizard dance in his head. Spitting out the rest of the squirrel, Gouber summons the power of his god, hurling a bolt of fire at the lizard. "Gouber roast lizard, share feast wit big boss king"
Possibly of interest. Zarongel is a barghest demigod that is numbered among the four Goblin Hero-Gods that are believed to have created the goblin race. He appears to be the most wolf-like of the four, but has hair composed of magical fire. Lamashtu is said to have freed Zarongel and the other three barghests from captivity by Asmodeus. Zarongel is commonly worshiped by goblins. Some tribes hold him in greater reverence than the other hero-gods or even Lamashtu. He is believed to be the origin of the goblins use of goblin dogs as pets and mounts. he has the animal, fire, travel, evil domains and dogslicer is his favored weapon.
A small goblin comes running into gathering, almost trips and falls in his hatse. Quickly regathering himself he screaches "Silence!" He gives what he think sis an intimidating stare at onyone still making noise, then tunrs to the chief "Great chef, i get vision. Ance... anci...ancet....great hero god Zarongel, says Grouber go get boomstick. I protecteded by hero-god. Bad juju if me not there. Chef no want bad juju, no want anger Zarongel. smart chef send grouber." Each time he says his own name he sticks his thumb into his chest. Finished and pleased with himself , Grouber moves off to th side, then pulls out a dead squirrel and burnt squirrel and begins eating it. He eyes the other goblins closley and keeps checking his pocket. others can see a large lumop and another squirrel tale hanging out of the pocket. |